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Well, that definately wasn't the hot elven goodness I was expecting, but much better in fact. Quite unexpected. I love those sort of twists! That was really awesome, and now I must go set my breathing back to normal before someone notices. Whew! No I'm really curious what Celeborn will have in store for you next. *grin*

Emmess is sitting on the settee, remote control in hand, watching that scene over and over again - play, rewind, play, rewind, play, rewind...slow mo, pause...rewind, play, rewind, play.

Okay, greediness is appeased...somewhat. But you'll have to hurry and update before I have this chapter memorized...

Hot, hot stuff, Ertia...and I have to admit, I never saw it coming...them coming...you know what I mean.

*off to read the Chapter that Wasn't**

Kath

Well...actually, Ertia...both versions work equally well. Great Eru...I need some air.

This was kind of a two-fer, wasn't it...you sneaky little devil, you... :D

Kath

Mmmmm.... maybe *you* should have had a " Will Be In Need of Immediate Cold Shower" warning for this chapter LOL... Lordy! ( fanning self, while looking for the smelling salts.. ) Celeborn, bent over a table was...*sigh* Brilliant!. :)

I'm running out of wonderful things to say. How about... mirific! Oooh, I can't wait 'til the next chapter!!! Sweet elven goodness!

Right. What harm could come to him in Lorien? ;-) Hopefully some robust sodomy, but as long as it isn't damaging, then... And no, I wouldn't rather put Legolas out and pose him for a few hours a day -- I'd much rather pose him in the bed than the garden. *snickers* Celeborn! Behave yourself so that Ertia can give us some smut!

I can't decide whether to feel sorry for Legolas or envious of him! **grin** Celeborn as a master? **drool** **shiver**

Very nice chapter- I'm looking forward to the next! **nudge, nudge**

**hugs**
Min ;)

Excelent! Oh and poor Feanal...gonna be with big ol Haldir...Excelent job!
DarkDreamer

I actually tried to do that, tie him up you know... But some how I found myself in a...unprepared situation and... Bah! The rest you'll have to squeeze out of me!
Anyway. I don't know if really bad-elvish-curses is allowed here so I'll try to make it short and...nice.
To Ertia from Haldir: *hrrk hrrk*
"Ertia dear? GiVE ME THAT BLOND PRINCE OR I'LL ****** AND *****!!! AND AFTER THAT I'LL ******! I WANT MY PRINCE!"

Loved Celeborns apperance, could see him in front of me. And what a lovely sight indeed!!
But for the love of Valar, give me a hot Haldir/Legolas and stop messing with my fragile heart! You really are a tease Ertia..
love/ Soda

Firstly: Rúmil! Yayayayayayay! *Ahem* Sorry, where was I? Oh yes...

Well, seems Feanal is talking to him again, and I'm sure he'll do just fine serving Haldir! Jealous? Me? Well, maybe a little! ;)

I loved Legolas' honesty with Celeborn, now stop teasing and give us the smut!!! :D