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person Skayda
schedule August 16, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Awesome! More! Your so sick and twisted and I love it!! (This is Piccolo's Love Slave from lj btw!) *grins*

~Ami

person Donna
schedule August 11, 2003 at 12:00 AM
More great chapters in the saga of the deranged mary sue. I am loving Kalina. she is a total bitch to everyone and they all love her for that lol. Haldir is insane, i cant wait to see what happens next and what happens tothe crack whore. girl you gots talent in the wacky humor dept.
person Name
schedule August 6, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Chapter 34.

This chapter was hilarious. I couldnt stop laughing at the Goblin cutting his head off. That was so brilliant. Keep up the good work. This is the AU AU mary-Sue bashing fic Ive seen in a long time.
person Lily
schedule August 6, 2003 at 12:00 AM
God, your story is great. I laughed my head of. Kalina really is an "original-charakter". More soon please...
person Donna
schedule August 4, 2003 at 12:00 AM
OMFG! I am dying laughing here. What an idiot goblin. You have such a sick sense of humor and I love it! You are ue gue genious!. you gotta write more and soon. I have never laughed this hard in my life.

person LSB
schedule August 2, 2003 at 12:00 AM
The goblin...can't type...laughing too much. Oh my, that was too good...
person Malen
schedule August 1, 2003 at 12:00 AM
Absolutely brilliant! You had me flat out cackling with laughter in places. Very sick, twisted, perverted and FUNNY! Nice to find a gem like this in amongst all the flotsam and jetsam.
person LSB
schedule July 24, 2003 at 12:00 AM
I want Maglor spooge...did I just say that? *headshake*
person LSB
schedule July 23, 2003 at 12:00 AM
“No. Male. Facial hair. One of them could be a tall swarthy hobbit since he’s pudgy enough but he’s got a moustache. The other looks like some kind of wizard sage type thing,” said Haldir.

That is a fanstastic piece of description. XD
person LSB
schedule July 23, 2003 at 12:00 AM
"Kalina noticed that an incredibly striking elf was standing by the door that led to the veranda. His hair was dark and striking against his pale skin, and a brooding expression completed the vaguely sinister look."

*Mad fangirling* You've made the Feanorian slut very happy.

And; "Elbereth on a fucking pogo stick." Can I steal that?

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