Two Towers Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
16
Views:
1,185
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 15
Sam caught up to Frodo and drug him over to the the steps and there was a aloud sound that came from the tower.
Sam: Oh great look what ye did Mr Frodo!
Frodo: I want to go tord the lights they are pretty.
Sam: Hush *he says and drags him away up the steps there they watch there first of Mordor's armies marching out.*
Witch King: *SCREECHHHHHHHHHHHH* *cough cough* sprays some stuff in the back of his throat* Screechhhhhhhh*
Frodo: OUCH I can feel his blade pericing me!
Sam: I can feel my ear drumbs splitting.
Witch King: *laughs to himself* I bet that deaftend anyone for at lest 15 miles or more.
Saroun: You idito you deaffend the army!( I can't spell the I word in this setance or spell so Im sorry ok! I try I really do!)
Witch King: Opps *he laughs&
Saroun: *sighs* If I wasn't a Giant eye ball I'd so kick your ares!
Witch King: well then lets be glad you are just an eye ball huh!? * he says and set Pinking flying off the tower.
Sam and Frodo and Gollum wait tell its safe then climb and climb and climb and climb it took them about 6 hours to get to the first top steps as Hobbits are short so its hard for them to climb.
Sam: That will help me lose some of thouse pasky pounds
Frodo: Indeed I don't even have any fat on me anymore the only wait I feel is from you know what.
Sam: I do know *he wonders*
Frodo: well maybe not but Im hungry
Sam: i wonder if we can order take out up here?
Frodo: Only one way to find out *pulls out his cell phone and its struck out of his hand by a bult of lighting* Oh Man guess not. Hey how come Merry and Pippin get to have it easy?
Tolkien: Thats how I wrote the story well I suppose there part is a little silly.Actually Legolas is telling it his way but I am makeing sure it still some what stays in this time period.
Frodo: Alright your the boss
Sam: *starts to eat some dust next to him*
Frodo: surely we can have some Lembes bread!
Sam: Ok but only a little bit *brakes some in half they scarf it down*
Frodo: I feel better now lets go
Sam: didn't Faramrie give us some furites as well?
Frodo: yeah but lets eat that when we get to the top top ok?
Gollum: we's agree wif Master lets get a movin alrighty!
Frodo: sounds good *they stood up and huffed and puffed up the steps that seemed to have No ending tell finally they came to the end and Frodo and Sam snuggled together in a shallow cave to rest for the night* Sam will you tell me more on Helen of Troy now
Sam: Sure lay your head on me lap I'll tell you the tail and watch over you and keep ye safe alright
Frodo: Sounds good * lays down and Sam gose into an accont of his version of the storie*
Merry: LOOK I think I see Frodo *rushes over to someone but they seem taller.*
Pippin: Hey Frodo your pretty tall * says staring up at the dued*
Elijah Wood: Hey how many times do I have to tell people Frodo is a charater I played.
Pippin: AHHHHHHHHHHH what happened to your hair
Merry: I think he's gone Human what has Mordor done to you!
Elijah Wood: Thats it i don't have to stand here and take this crap from you you* stops* wait a moment you look like Billy Boyd and you Dom M how did you two get so short? is this trick.
Pippin: I don't know but Merry and I are getting out of here! * he says and turns them self off with the remote and end up in Isangard again* wooo
Gandalf: GIVE Me that! * says yanking the remote from Pippin's hand
Pippin: Hey you don't see me yanking staffs out of your hands do you?!
Gandalf: *chucks the remote into the water* your not metal with that sorta of stuff now that you have you must come with me to the white city of Gondor you know to much!
Merry: can I come,
Gandalf: NO only Pippin
Merry: But why
Gandalf: cause he was the possers of bad powers and you were just a victom.
After Gandalf de wizaraded Saruman something came flying from a window and hit Aragon on the head and it bounced off it didn't seem to faze him.
Pippin: ohh shiney ball * he says an picks it up and looks in to it*
Gandalf: That dose it now your deffantly comeing with me!
Pippin: OH Man!
Merry: *starts to cry* what will I do with out you!
Pippin: you'll be safe in my heart and you'll go on and on and one day we will see each other agian Merry!
Merry: Here is a pound left of the Tobey you can have it!*reaches up giving him the weed*
Pippin: Oh I'll smoke it and think of you always!
Merry: do you think we will see each other agian in this world?
Pippin: Maybe not today maybe not tomrrow but someday soon!
Merry: Parting is such sweet sarrow.
Pippin: Long good byes are the sweetest.
Gandalf: And the most annoying don't worry there is a small chance you may each other again Now lets be Off Shadow Fax! *they rase off like the wind*
Merry: *runs out after them knockin everyone over* PIPPINNNNN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *falls to his knees*
Sam: Oh great look what ye did Mr Frodo!
Frodo: I want to go tord the lights they are pretty.
Sam: Hush *he says and drags him away up the steps there they watch there first of Mordor's armies marching out.*
Witch King: *SCREECHHHHHHHHHHHH* *cough cough* sprays some stuff in the back of his throat* Screechhhhhhhh*
Frodo: OUCH I can feel his blade pericing me!
Sam: I can feel my ear drumbs splitting.
Witch King: *laughs to himself* I bet that deaftend anyone for at lest 15 miles or more.
Saroun: You idito you deaffend the army!( I can't spell the I word in this setance or spell so Im sorry ok! I try I really do!)
Witch King: Opps *he laughs&
Saroun: *sighs* If I wasn't a Giant eye ball I'd so kick your ares!
Witch King: well then lets be glad you are just an eye ball huh!? * he says and set Pinking flying off the tower.
Sam and Frodo and Gollum wait tell its safe then climb and climb and climb and climb it took them about 6 hours to get to the first top steps as Hobbits are short so its hard for them to climb.
Sam: That will help me lose some of thouse pasky pounds
Frodo: Indeed I don't even have any fat on me anymore the only wait I feel is from you know what.
Sam: I do know *he wonders*
Frodo: well maybe not but Im hungry
Sam: i wonder if we can order take out up here?
Frodo: Only one way to find out *pulls out his cell phone and its struck out of his hand by a bult of lighting* Oh Man guess not. Hey how come Merry and Pippin get to have it easy?
Tolkien: Thats how I wrote the story well I suppose there part is a little silly.Actually Legolas is telling it his way but I am makeing sure it still some what stays in this time period.
Frodo: Alright your the boss
Sam: *starts to eat some dust next to him*
Frodo: surely we can have some Lembes bread!
Sam: Ok but only a little bit *brakes some in half they scarf it down*
Frodo: I feel better now lets go
Sam: didn't Faramrie give us some furites as well?
Frodo: yeah but lets eat that when we get to the top top ok?
Gollum: we's agree wif Master lets get a movin alrighty!
Frodo: sounds good *they stood up and huffed and puffed up the steps that seemed to have No ending tell finally they came to the end and Frodo and Sam snuggled together in a shallow cave to rest for the night* Sam will you tell me more on Helen of Troy now
Sam: Sure lay your head on me lap I'll tell you the tail and watch over you and keep ye safe alright
Frodo: Sounds good * lays down and Sam gose into an accont of his version of the storie*
Merry: LOOK I think I see Frodo *rushes over to someone but they seem taller.*
Pippin: Hey Frodo your pretty tall * says staring up at the dued*
Elijah Wood: Hey how many times do I have to tell people Frodo is a charater I played.
Pippin: AHHHHHHHHHHH what happened to your hair
Merry: I think he's gone Human what has Mordor done to you!
Elijah Wood: Thats it i don't have to stand here and take this crap from you you* stops* wait a moment you look like Billy Boyd and you Dom M how did you two get so short? is this trick.
Pippin: I don't know but Merry and I are getting out of here! * he says and turns them self off with the remote and end up in Isangard again* wooo
Gandalf: GIVE Me that! * says yanking the remote from Pippin's hand
Pippin: Hey you don't see me yanking staffs out of your hands do you?!
Gandalf: *chucks the remote into the water* your not metal with that sorta of stuff now that you have you must come with me to the white city of Gondor you know to much!
Merry: can I come,
Gandalf: NO only Pippin
Merry: But why
Gandalf: cause he was the possers of bad powers and you were just a victom.
After Gandalf de wizaraded Saruman something came flying from a window and hit Aragon on the head and it bounced off it didn't seem to faze him.
Pippin: ohh shiney ball * he says an picks it up and looks in to it*
Gandalf: That dose it now your deffantly comeing with me!
Pippin: OH Man!
Merry: *starts to cry* what will I do with out you!
Pippin: you'll be safe in my heart and you'll go on and on and one day we will see each other agian Merry!
Merry: Here is a pound left of the Tobey you can have it!*reaches up giving him the weed*
Pippin: Oh I'll smoke it and think of you always!
Merry: do you think we will see each other agian in this world?
Pippin: Maybe not today maybe not tomrrow but someday soon!
Merry: Parting is such sweet sarrow.
Pippin: Long good byes are the sweetest.
Gandalf: And the most annoying don't worry there is a small chance you may each other again Now lets be Off Shadow Fax! *they rase off like the wind*
Merry: *runs out after them knockin everyone over* PIPPINNNNN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *falls to his knees*