The Tellings By Pippin And Merry

Hop, Hop In Rinvndell Is That Elrond?

Twin Cousins whom look nothing a like how about that isn't it amazing folks! Talking about Merry and pippin.
Pippin: We do so look a like we have curly hair and, and um The same Cheeks!
Merry: Face it Pippin we just aren't that much a likes in looks I mean your a Took I am a Brandybuck.
Pippin: So what’s that have to do with anything OH yeah I know another thing we have in common that’s the same. We have the same Blood, oh yeah ha-ha!
Merry: Yeah that’s pretty true so I guess we can be twins from different mothers then.
Pippin: You got it right Merry, Anyways so Frodo got to lay in the big soft bed in Rivendell and get all the mushrooms he wanted lucky I wish I had gotten stabbed. So I could have all the Mushrooms I want. When I saw Elrond I mixed him up for a girl and called him a Lady he gave me this really weird look and in the middle of his forehead it looked like he had been bashed in the head with a shovel so I asked him. "Lord Elrond did you get hit in the face with a shovel?" He took it the wrong way and put me in stocks and bonds in front of Merry and Merry tried to get me out. "Gosh Elrond sure has a Temper." I say I daggled there actually my wrists didn't really fit. To my annoyance my head did.

Merry: Well to bad you have such a big head and I lost the keys.
Pippin: I didn't think you had the keys?
Elrond: “I didn't put you in there you did that on your own and I haven't used that in ages and the keys have been lost, there for your stuck.” He looked happy about that!
Merry: “Is that Elrond?” He whispers to me.
Pip: * I nod*
Merry: “Oh I thought it was a girl at first, kind of an ugly girl but still a girl.”
Pippin: “Don't let him hear you say that.”
Merry: “Oh yeah!”
Strider: Here Pip I brought you this saw its a saw" He put his foot on one side of the stocks and started to saw. All I hear is Saw, saw, saw, saw. Right in my hobbit ear it didn't work.
Pippin: Good Try, rotten elven locks
Merry: I know! *come back with a chain saw* and slices the wood off around my head and I was free.*
Pippin: Thank you Thank you! *Then I dance around with Merry and we hop all around the last homely house of Elrond Half Elven!* Merry if Elrond is half elf is that kind of like half n half sugar?
Merry: Hmm I never really thought about that before hey Elrond?" He says hopping over to him.
Elrond: *His eye kind of twitched* when Merry came over to him. "Yes Master Merry." He says trying to stay cool.
Merry: *Hops in place* So if your a half elf is it kind of like half n half sugar?
Elrond: My name has nothing to do with Half n Half thank you, you may go on your way now.
Merry: Oh ok *hops back to me and tells me what he says*
Then as we hoped around the building we saw this really hot elven girl she had Long Blonde Golden hair and Blue eyes but she had on a short skirt and leggings like a boy would.
Pippin: “So naturally I whistled" Hey there good look-in!" I say and hop over to her Merry laughs.
Merry: “I bet you have lots of men chasing you around" He adds.
Legolas: Matter O Fact I don't!
Pippin: What a good looker like you not having any men chasing you around?
Merry: That’s a shame so where you from sweet cakes?* Leans on my shoulder*
Legolas: I am From Mirkwood were are you from, you have strange speech.
Pippin: Oh Mirkwood that’s were Uncle Bilbo went to see the Elf King once 60 years ago.
Merry: We are from the Shire if you didn't know we are Hobbits Thats H-o-b-b-i-t-s
Legolas: Well what are your names Hobbits?
Pippin: I am Pippin *raises my hand*
Merry: you can call me yours *gives a cheesy grin*
Pippin: No I saw her first! *I frown*
Merry: Oh yeah right I saw her first *he clinched his fists*
Pippin: Listen who do you think saw you first ms? *I wonder looking up at the tall lady elf*
Merry: Yeah * he says ripping off a pink flower from the flower bed near and offers it to him blinking.*
Legolas: Um I am not sure, I think you might have me mixed up for something else! * she says looking a little afraid of us*
Pippin: why would we have you mixed up ma lady" Bows and kisses her hand.
Legolas: Because I am not a her.
Merry: Then are you a she?
Legolas: NO
Pippin: a Female?
Legolas: Nope guess again
Merry: um a woman?
Legolas: *shakes his head*
Pippin: I give up what are you!
Legolas: I am a male and their for you'd call me a he or him or his or male.
Pippin: What! No way! What’s your name!
Legolas: I am Legolas
Merry: Hmmm you know now that I think about it most elves look a like so we better just be careful from now on. *Merry whispers to me*
Pippin: Yeah cause we never know who to hit on, plus I think Elves are much to tall for me.
Merry: Yeah to tall for me as well, Sorry for the bother ms.
Pippin: *chuckles* He means Mr. *we both walk away as quick as we can* What a weirdo.
Merry: Yeah total nut case *he agrees*
Pippin: I'd never wanna go on an epic journey with her him I mean him. * I chuckle*
Merry: Well at lest Legolas has looks in his favor.
Pippin: That is true I wonder if he has won any beauty contests?
Merry: Who knows I know that last year you won the Beauty Contest and won Mr.Hobbit of the Universe.
Pippin: Its cause I worked On my bums of steal! It was all in the bum!