Two Elves and a Computer
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Category:
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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
9
Views:
2,011
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Two Elves and a Computer.
By Iamme
iammeiamme@hotmail.com
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they all belongs to Tolkien. ETC, ETC, ETC.
(N=Narrator H=Haldir L=Legolas C=Celeborn)
(N) Legolas Celeborn and Haldir all sit at the bar at Bernies Bar and Grill. All three sipping their drinks.
(C) I can’t believe that my wife was sleeping with Rumil.
(L ) I can’t believe that my wife was sleeping with Rumil.
(H) I can’t believe that Rumil was sleeping with both of your wives at the same time.
(C/L) HUH!!!
(H) Did I not mention that?
(C/L) NO!!
(H) OOPS!! Well at least neither one of you got an ax through the back.
(C) Don’t tell me your still upset about that.
(H) A little.
(L) I wonder if anyone else was sleeping with our wives?
(H) I somehow doubt it. Everyone else is afraid of them
(N) They all three nod.
(C) Let’s go play up the river down the river. I have a new apartment.
We can go there.
(L) I’ll invite Gimli.
(H) I’ll invite Glorfindel.
(N) All stand and leave.
By Iamme
iammeiamme@hotmail.com
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they all belongs to Tolkien. ETC, ETC, ETC.
(N=Narrator H=Haldir L=Legolas C=Celeborn)
(N) Legolas Celeborn and Haldir all sit at the bar at Bernies Bar and Grill. All three sipping their drinks.
(C) I can’t believe that my wife was sleeping with Rumil.
(L ) I can’t believe that my wife was sleeping with Rumil.
(H) I can’t believe that Rumil was sleeping with both of your wives at the same time.
(C/L) HUH!!!
(H) Did I not mention that?
(C/L) NO!!
(H) OOPS!! Well at least neither one of you got an ax through the back.
(C) Don’t tell me your still upset about that.
(H) A little.
(L) I wonder if anyone else was sleeping with our wives?
(H) I somehow doubt it. Everyone else is afraid of them
(N) They all three nod.
(C) Let’s go play up the river down the river. I have a new apartment.
We can go there.
(L) I’ll invite Gimli.
(H) I’ll invite Glorfindel.
(N) All stand and leave.