The Simple Way of Poison
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-Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
2,055
Reviews:
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Disclaimer:
I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
READ THIS FIRST! Part 00: Disclaimer and Notes
The Simple Way of Poison by black fungi (previously under the pseudonym srlaine)
Part 00: Disclaimer and Notes
Rating: Somewhere between R and NC-17
Pairing: I'm thinking Aragorn and Legolas but my pleasure's been known to be little finicky. Maybe we'll have Gimli/Legolas or Haldir/Legolas or... Aw heck! I'll have everyone do Legolas! Mwuhahaha!
Genre: A whole dollop of angst coming your way...
Archive: Anywhere you please but a polite request/notification would be nice...
Disclaimers: That which is not mine... sigh...
Warnings: Major AU - if it's cannon you're seeking, read the book! English's not my mother tongue (I *am* trying my hardest) and this fic sorely needs a beta-reader... And oh, did I neglect to mention that we have a really nasty Arwen on board?
CHEESY Summary: Boy already has love; then boy loses love; boy gets a new proposition but boy rejects, years later boy was offered love again and boy wonders if this is a second chance at true love or maybe *not*... Boy, if this confusion doesn't put you off, please read on...
Author's Notes: I've probably thrown Tolkien's pride and Jackson's interpretation of LOTR out of whack but it's not like I can claim honorary title as the first person to even attempt this. There are more than a few discrepancies so I thought I'd better point out just what have gone through a totally max-ed screw up...
(1) Time and age
(2) Deaths and departures
(3) Latitude, altitude and distance
(4) IMPORTANT: When the One Ring is destroyed, it does *not* render the other rings worthless
Many thanks to Jackson for his obsession with beautiful people and in turn his accountability on my many sleepless nights - squeezing my brain cells to get this sorry (excuse my French) bitch of a story out... Sheesh, what were you thinking?
Anyways, a little help for easier reading...
*...* - Indicates words are stressed (bold)
//...// - Indicates unspoken thoughts (italics)
[...] - Indicates mind-speak
[A/N:...] - Indicates author's note
Constructive criticisms welcomed but please be gentle else they'll be sent to /dev/null. And for the first and the last time (I shouldn't need to say this at all): THIS IS A SLASH FICTION, so please use your discretion; no one is forcing you to read this.
ONWARDS TO THE STORY...
The Simple Way of Poison
Part 01: The Beginning is Half the Whole
-- black fungi --
Part 00: Disclaimer and Notes
Rating: Somewhere between R and NC-17
Pairing: I'm thinking Aragorn and Legolas but my pleasure's been known to be little finicky. Maybe we'll have Gimli/Legolas or Haldir/Legolas or... Aw heck! I'll have everyone do Legolas! Mwuhahaha!
Genre: A whole dollop of angst coming your way...
Archive: Anywhere you please but a polite request/notification would be nice...
Disclaimers: That which is not mine... sigh...
Warnings: Major AU - if it's cannon you're seeking, read the book! English's not my mother tongue (I *am* trying my hardest) and this fic sorely needs a beta-reader... And oh, did I neglect to mention that we have a really nasty Arwen on board?
CHEESY Summary: Boy already has love; then boy loses love; boy gets a new proposition but boy rejects, years later boy was offered love again and boy wonders if this is a second chance at true love or maybe *not*... Boy, if this confusion doesn't put you off, please read on...
Author's Notes: I've probably thrown Tolkien's pride and Jackson's interpretation of LOTR out of whack but it's not like I can claim honorary title as the first person to even attempt this. There are more than a few discrepancies so I thought I'd better point out just what have gone through a totally max-ed screw up...
(1) Time and age
(2) Deaths and departures
(3) Latitude, altitude and distance
(4) IMPORTANT: When the One Ring is destroyed, it does *not* render the other rings worthless
Many thanks to Jackson for his obsession with beautiful people and in turn his accountability on my many sleepless nights - squeezing my brain cells to get this sorry (excuse my French) bitch of a story out... Sheesh, what were you thinking?
Anyways, a little help for easier reading...
*...* - Indicates words are stressed (bold)
//...// - Indicates unspoken thoughts (italics)
[...] - Indicates mind-speak
[A/N:...] - Indicates author's note
Constructive criticisms welcomed but please be gentle else they'll be sent to /dev/null. And for the first and the last time (I shouldn't need to say this at all): THIS IS A SLASH FICTION, so please use your discretion; no one is forcing you to read this.
ONWARDS TO THE STORY...
The Simple Way of Poison
Part 01: The Beginning is Half the Whole
-- black fungi --