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Akatsuki Chatroom

By: Hasu
folder Naruto › General
Rating: Adult
Chapters: 3
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Akatsuki Chatroom

AKATSUKI CHATROOM v1.0

Deidara has logged on
Zetsu has logged on
Sasori has logged on

Deidara: Sasori-danna un!
Sasori: what do you want Dei-chan?
Deidara: nothin' i was just sayin' hello un.
Sasori: hn.
Zetsu: Why do you still do that 'un' thing even on the net Deidei?

Deidara: .........why not un?
Sasori: lmao! He got you there Zetsu.

Zetsu status has changed to be right back

Sasori: where'd he go Dei-chan?
Sasori: Dei-chan?
Sasori: Are you there?

Zetsu status has changed to back

Sasori: where'd you go?
Zetsu: To see Deidei.
Sasori: ........what did you do to him?
Zetsu: nothing.

Sasori status has changed to be right back

Zetsu: .......
Zetsu: .........

Leader has logged on

Leader: WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THAT NOISE??!!
Zetsu: what noise?
Leader: That hysterical crying.
Zetsu: Deidara.
Leader: .....................
Leader: What did you do to him Zetsu?
Zetsu: *shiftyeyes* nothing.
Leader: ........

Leader has logged off

Zetsu: ........

Zetsu has logged off
Kisame has logged on

Kisame: shit i just missed zetsu

Itachi has logged on

Kisame: hey itachi
Itachi: Hey.
Itachi: Wait, you're using a computer?
Kisame: gotta learn sometime
Itachi: True.
Itachi: What's all that noise?
Kisame: zetsu did something to deidara and hes crying about it
Itachi: What he do?
Kisame: no idea
Kisame: hang on

Kisame status has changed to away
Tobi has logged on

Tobi: is anyone here?
Itachi: Hey Tobi.
Tobi: hallow Itachi-sama, what's wrong with Dei-senpai?
Itachi: Zetsu did something to him.
Tobi: what?
Itachi: Kisame is finding that out I think.

Kisame status has changed to back

Itachi: Speak of the shark.
Kisame: eh?
Itachi: Nevermind. v_v
Tobi: hallow Kisame-sama, what did Zetsu do to Dei-senpai?
Kisame: he wouldnt say
Itachi: Who? Dei-chan?
Kisame: hai
Tobi: I'm going to see if senpai is alright

Tobi has logged off

Kisame: deidara is gonna kick his ass you know
Itachi: .........
Itachi: Wanna go watch?
Kisame: ok

Kisame has logged off
Itachi has logged off
Kakuzu has logged on
Hidan has logged on

Hidan: Who's here?
Kakuzu: I'm here
Hidan: oh
Kakuzu: you sound so happy.
Hidan: Gomen i just found a website on Jashin.
Kakuzu: Oh for kami's sake............is it any good?
Hidan: .........
Hidan: Nah, they are missing so much. Hang on.

Kakuzu: Hidan?
Kakuzu: Hidan?
Kakuzu: What the hells are you doing you immortal jackass?
Hidan: :PPP
Kakuzu: don't draw stupid faces at me.
Hidan: okay, I just sent them a message um email thingy.
Kakuzu: Great, why don't you just make your own website?

Hidan status changed to away

Kakuzu: *sigh* I didn't mean now

Kakuzu status has changed to be right back

Deidara: I hate him un. T_T

Itachi has logged on

Deidara: Itachi un.
Itachi: Hey.
Itachi: What happened?
Deidara: Zetsu-kun is a asshole. Should I blow him
Itachi: O.O
Deidara: Stupid enter button. Should I blow him up or something?
Itachi: Um........hang on.

Itachi status changed to away

Deidara: Un?

Kisame has logged on

Kisame: deidei
Deidara: Hai un?
Kisame: what did you say to itachi?
Deidara: Why un?
Kisame: hes locked his bedroom door
Deidara: I didn't say anything un.
Deidara: Read above that's all I said un.
Kisame: ...........

Kisame has logged off

Deidara: Un?
Deidara: Nani un?

Leader has logged on

Leader: What's going on?
Deidara: Huh un?
Leader: Kisame is trying to kick Itachi's door down or something, why?
Deidara: I don't know un.
Leader: Hn.
Deidara: I'm serious un!!!!!
Leader: Fine fine, don't throw a fit for kami's sake.

Leader has logged off

Deidara: >.< UN!!!!

Sasori status changed to back

Sasori: Yo
Deidara: DANNA!! *glomps* ^.^
Sasori: *is glomped*
Deidara: :3
Sasori: Feeling better now?
Deidara: hai except that apparently something I said has Itachi all weird and Kisame is trying to kick his door in and Leader-tan went off at me for it un.
Sasori: wow, that's a bit of a mouthful isn't it *snerk*
Deidara: Nani un?

Sasori: read what you wrote before, when the enter key thing happened.
Deidara: OH MY KAMI UN!! O.O
Sasori: roflmao
Deidara: I didn't mean that though un.
Sasori: yeah I know but Itachi does have a active imagination
Deidara: ..........Ewwww un.
Deidara: I'm coming over to you now un

Deidara has logged off

Sasori: ok
Sasori: oh, you already have.

Sasori has logged off
Itachi has logged off
Kakazu has logged off
Hidan has logged off

[TBC]
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