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A naruto shoutout for valentine's day.

By: bloodyqueen
folder Naruto AU/AR › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 2
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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A naruto shoutout for valentine's day.

Alright, first off I want to wish everyone a happy valentines day. And well, I thought of doing something that I wanted to do for today.

For this one, Naruot and the gang wanted to wish you a happy valentines day. Hope you don't mind.

Now, for the little shout out. Oh, and this is a two-shot story and close to a antoher thing, hope you don't mind.
(A/N:it's not a chat)
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Sasuke:Hello. This is Uchiha Sasuke and the others and I want to wish you all on this site a ha-

Naruto:Sasuke?

Sasuke:What?

Naruto:Do you got anything to eat?

Sasuke: I told you we were going to eat here at the studio

Naruto: Yeah but-

Ino:What are you doing, Naruto?

Naruto:But I'm hungry.

Ino:We know that. But, we got to let Sasuke finish. Then, We got to get the other things done for the valentines day suprises.

Naruto:Fine. Go ahead Teme.

Sasuke:usuratonkachi.....

Naruto:Hey!!!! Stop calling me that!

Neji:Can we get on with it?

Shikamaru:Yeah, doing nothing is too troublesome.

Lee:Just let him finish, Naruto

Garra:Then you can eat

Naruto:*grubles*whatever

Sasuke:Now, what was I saying? Oh yeah. Me and the others want to wish you a happy valentines day from all of us to you. Now, I go to Hinata with the first suprise. Okay, Ino.

Ino:Thanks Sasuke. Now, the first suprise is that everyone here has someone for valentines day and well....I wanted to ask each one here who is who's valentine. First off, Shikamaru: who's your valentine?

Shika:Neji

Neji:*blushes*

Ino: And you Neji?

Neji:Shikamaru..........

Ino:Alright. How about you, Lee?

Lee:My valentine is Garra. Because he's so cute

Garra:Aww. Thanks Lee

Ino:Cute indeed. And you Garra?

Garra:Lee is my valentine.

Ino:I knew it. Now, what about you Sakura: who's your valentine?

Sakura:Should you even ask? It's you, silly.

Ino:well, thanks

Sakura:*blushes*your welcome

Ino:Then you should know that your my valentine

Sakura:yep, I knew....

Ino:Hahaha. Now, Kiba. Who is your valentine?

Kiba:Well, I think it's Shino.

Ino:Why?

Kiba:Because he's got some cute personality and well it's good for me to know

Shino:....

Ino:I think you left his speechless, Kiba

Kiba:I did?

Ino:Okay, Shino: who's your valentine?

Shino:K-K-Kiba

Kiba:.....

Sakura:Wow, now he's speechless.

Neji:you could say that again.

Kiba:I didn't know he would do that

Shino:I did. I just kept that a secret

Kiba:Well, that is something

Shino:That is what everyone says

Ino:Anyway, for our finall one; Sasuke: who is your valentine?

Sasuke:What are you talking about?

Sakura:Don't you got one?

Sasuke:no.....

Ino:Nani!?!

Lee:What about Naruto? Do you like him to be your valentine?

Sasuke:Um....

Garra:But, I thought you liked him, Sasuke.

Sasuke:I do...but, well I don't know if he likes me. Mostly, from the childhood.

Sakura:Sasuke, you should know that he loves you for any thing even today

Everyone shakes their heads, knowing it was the truth.

Neji:Did he ever ask you out?

Sasuke:Yeah.

Garra:And what did you say?

Sasuke:I didn't know what to say to him

Sakura:But, he's your type. Now, you are going to have Naruto as a valentine and be happy. Right?

Sasuke:Ino, I don't-

Ino:I said:got it!?!

Sasuke:*gulp*heheh...got it

Sakura:Good. Now, Naruto-wait! Where is he?

Ino:What are you talking about?

Sakura:he's not here

Lee:Where else could he be?

Shino:I think you all should turn around and see for your self.

Everyone turns to see Naruto eating the cake she made for today and for valentines day.

Sakura:*shaking in anger*Naruto, why did you eat the cake?

Naruto:*mumbles*Hmm?

Kiba:His mouth is full of cake.

Sakura:Grrr.......

Naruto:*swallows*Sorry, I was hungry and well....

Sakura:You know that the cake was for everyone today, you greedy pig. *sigh* oh well, good thing I brought a backup. I'm going to go get it. And you stay here. Got it?

Naruto:got it

With an evil glare, she left for the back to get the second cake she made for today. While for Naruto he walked over to the others.

Ino:Okay. Moving on. Now, Naruto who do you have as a valentine?

Naruto:No one.

Everyone:Nani!?!

Ino:What do you mean you don't have anyone?

Naruto:I don't know. I mean I did want Sasuke to be my valentine but he's such a teme and kept saying no

Shikamaru:What do you mean?

Naruto:......Like I said: he didn't want to be my valentine. Or for the fact that he dosen't like m-


Everyone:Sasuke likes you! You stupid idiot!

Sasuke:*blushing deep red*It's true, Naruto

Naruto:What?

Garra:Just be his valentine

Naruto: I dont know........

Ino:Listen Naruto. you got a great thought for him and you know it.

Naruto: Oh?

Ino:Even since, he's looked at you, hoping you would see or notice him, Naruto.

Naruto:Really?

Ino:Yeah. Maybe you can make him your valentine.

Naruto:I don't-

Ino:Say that again, and I am going to hurt you.

Naruto:*gulps*Yes ma'am

Ino:Good with you Sasuke?

Sasuke:Sure.

Naruto:'Sometimes Ino is scary'

Sasuke:'I can't believe she's the same ever since she started dating Sakura. Now, both are more scary than the first....'

Sakura:Hey, I'm back and I got the cake for everyone on the table over their.

Shikamaru: Great, cuz I'm getting hungry

Neji: Me too.

Hinata:Well, lets us say one more thing, alrihgt?

Alright:Hai!!

Ino:Now, for the second part of our shout out we got own questions for you and the others and then for the grand finally: something extra special for all of the seme's here today while the-

Naruto:Man, I'm hungry again. Oh look, CAKE!!!!!

Sakura:Nooooooooooo!!!!!

Everyone:*sweatdrop*

Naruto, eats the second cake for the valentine shout out. Boy, he's sure is hungry today. It's like he's not eating for 3 days now. After eating the cake, he sits on the table, rubbing his big belly full of cake.

Naruto:ahh. That hit the spot

Sakura:Naruto?

Naruto:Yeah Sakura?

Sakrua:Do you know what I am going to do?

Naruto:*sweatdrop*Um......wish me a happy valentines day?

Sakura:No.....Kick you fucking ass for eating the second cake!

Naruto:Well, it needed some more-wait...what!?!

Sakura:your ass is mine, Uzumaki!

Naruto:Ahhhhhhhh!

Sakura:Hey! Get back here!

Ino:Um......we better go to break.

Kiba:Good idea.

Ino:ummmm......we are sorry but we got to end this part of our shout out. But come back later-

*background/screaming*

Naruto:I'm sorry, I blame my stomach. I blame him!!!!

Sakura:Get your ass back here, Naruto!

Naruto:Help!!!!!

Sasuke:come on, we got to get her!

Neji:Sakrua calm-oh shit

Neji ducks from a flying chair that Sakura is now throwing around the studio room.

Shikamaru:Go to break, Ino, go to break...now!!

Lee:I believe he's right on this one!*ducks from another chair*

Garra:Do it now!

Shino:We can try to get Sakrua to calm down

Kiba:Come on

All the boys go to help Sakura cool off from her anger; while for Naruto he was still running.

Ino:Umm....for the second and final part of the shout out. Bye.

Neji:Hinata, Sakrura's going bonkers over here! Give us a hand!

Ino:Comming!

Ino runs over to the others trying to keep a mad and pissed off Sakura off of Naruto. As for him, he hides behind a door that he ran into.
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What do you think of the shout out: part one. If you dont like it, then I just did it for today.

Thanks and review!
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