Akatsuki Maddness

Can you believe this crap is still going? I mean come on....*cough*....Oops, I'm not ment to say stuff like that am I? >.< Anyway here's another chapter of Akatsuki Maddness. Enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: Hmph...
Itachi: *downs more* It's starting to work. DRINK MORE FISH BOY! *throws Sake*
Zetsu: Zzz... zzz... no....
Tobi: Zzz...
Hoshiko: Hope what won't happen?

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: Glug.......*downing sake*
Kitsune: *opens one eye* Assplant.
Deidara: Puuuurrr
Sasori: ....um......*thinks* Oh, you better hope that I don't die once we leave here....cause that would really suck.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *creepy grin*
Zetsu: Zzz... foxy bitch... zzz...
Tobi: ^^ Zzz...
Hoshiko: It would? I mean! It would!

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: *gasp gasp* ...... *glug, glug*
Kitsune: :3 But you love me.
Deidara: ppuurr....uuunn....
Sasori: Riigghht.......I'm going to get off now. *lets go and uses cloak as a paracute.*

Kakuzu: We're boring aren't we?
Itachi: :3
Zetsu: Hai... Zzzz...
Tobi: Zzz...
Hoshiko: *grins and throws Kunai at Sasori's parachute*

Hidan: Yeah, wanna play darts?
Kisame: *is taking a breather* Gees and I HAVE gills.
Kitsune: Puuurrr ^^
Deidara: *huggles* Zzzzz
Sasori: Oi! This is my cloak! *pulls it in and looks down* Oh.....how very predictable and anime......*falls the rest of the way into the sand* Owchi.

Kakuzu: Hehe... *plays darts*
Itachi: *snirks and drinks*
Zetsu: Zz...
Tobi: Heh... zzzz...
Hoshiko: *grins and jumps beside Sasori, poking him* You alright sama?

Hidan: Nice shot.
Kisame: ........Okay, I'm good. *starts drinking again*
Kitsune: *snuggled in Zetsu's leaves* :3
Deidara: Zzzzz
Sasori: *raises a hand in a ok sign*

Kakuzu: Thanks.
Itachi: *drinks*
Zetsu: ... zzz...
Tobi: Zzzz...
Hoshiko: *grins and pokes Sasori again*

Hidan: Only telling how it is.
Kisame: *hic* .......No not quiet there still. *keeps drinking*
Kitsune: Hmm........*licks Zetsu's cheek* ^^
Deidara: Zzzz
Sasori: x_x

Kakuzu: ^3^ Your go.
Itachi: Hehehe...
Zetsu: *swipes* No! Zzz...
Tobi: *Opens one eye... oh wait... opens eye* Hn?
Hoshiko: *grins and huggles Sasori*

Hidan: K. *throws dart and someone screams* O.O .......*grin*
Kisame: *drinks*
Kitsune: >< Iie....
Deidara: Zzzzz *rubs face into Tobi's chest with a mewl*
Sasori: x_x *ish still out of it.*

Kakuzu: O__o'
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: No!! *swipe*
Tobi: *smile*
Hoshiko: ... *looks around then puts make-up on Sasori*

Hidan: *stares at Kakuzu* Nani?
Kisame: You're looking a little......pale Itachi-kun, are you alright?
Kitsune: Fine, fine. Now stop trying to hit me or I'll be forced to bite you.
Deidara: Puurr un.
Sasori: x_x

Kakuzu: That was my mother o__o
Itachi: Hai...
Zetsu: Epp! Zzz...
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: *frown* OI SASORI! SOME GIRL IS FLASHING YOU!

Hidan: Dude, you have a mother?
Kisame: Okay then. *straightens Itachi as he starts to lean to one side then keeps drinking*
Kitsune: ^^ Good.
Deidara: X3
Sasori: x_x *twitch*

Kakuzu: *sniff* No...
Itachi: :3
Zetsu: Zzz...
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *whispers in Sasori's ear* How can I wake you up?

Hidan: *sweatdrop* Um.....I care?
Kisame: *drinks*
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: ......Tobi....comfy un.....
Sasori: x_x

Kakuzu: I wish someone would! TT^TT
Itachi: *slumps again*
Zetsu: I think we're awake now...
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Aw, he looks so kawwii when knocked out... *puts Sasori is baby clothes*

Hidan: Awk-ward. *places a arm around Kakuzu's shoulders* I do care.
Kisame: *pulls Itachi back up again and drinks*
Kitsune: Yeah, kinda figured that but being closed in your leaves is so darn comfy. ><
Deidara: *ish snoozing but not quiet asleep still*
Sasori: x_x

Kakuzu: Yay.
Itachi: *slumps again*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Where did Hoshiko and Sasori-senpai go?
Hoshiko: *pouts* Come on you silly man. *pulls Sasori on to her back and carries him off*

Hidan: Come on you know the other's care too, if is wasn't for you DeiDei would still be one armed.
Kisame: *pulls Itachi up again, sighs and gives him a little shove onto the counter.*
Kitsune: :3
Deidara: Ne?.......*raises head slightly* Sasori-danna.....unnn? *falls back to sleep*
Sasori: *spidey senses tingling* ><

Kakuzu: Hai...
Itachi: *falls over and lies on the floor before stumbling up* how dare you! *dtakes a drink*
Zetsu: *looks about* Probably buggered off somewhere...
Tobi: I see...
Hoshiko: I felt you move! what is it?

Hidan: *pats Kakuzu on the back*
Kisame: ^^ Gomen. *snerk*
Kitsune: Hai, that wouldn't surprise me if they did.
Deidara: *sitting up suddenly* Spidey sense tingling. Oo
Sasori: >< Nutin'

Kakuzu: ^3^
Itachi: *poke*
Zetsu: Hai... wonder what they're going?
Tobi: What is it Deidara-senpai?
Hoshiko: Are you sure? Because I'll be taking you to the bar again now.

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: Dude, don't poke. *pulls Itachi back on the seat*
Kitsune: What I want to know if how they got the spidey sense.
Deidara: Sasori-danna is in danger un. *fret* I have to save him un! *grabs Tobi and runs out of bar&
Sasori: Is this........lipstick? *lightbulb goes on* Oh you deviant bitch.

Kakuzu: :3
Itachi: *grins and pokes*
Zetsu: Come on... let's go. *grabs Kit and runs after them*
Tobi: *is dragged*
Hoshiko: You love me for it.

Hidan: ^^"
Kisame: That's it. *shoves Itachi off the stool again*
Kitsune: Wwwwhhhheeeee!! XD
Deidara: I'm coming Sasori-danna un!!
Sasori: ........*wipes makeup off with sleeve of cloak while cursing Hosh*

Kakuzu: *throws darts*
Itachi: *snicker*
Zetsu: Wait up Deidara-san!
Tobi: *dragged*
Hoshiko: *can hear everyone coming* Oh crap! RUNNING!!!

Hidan: *watches*
Kisame: You're so wasted. *laughs*
Kitsune: Hai! Wait for us.......!
Deidara: Sasori-danna, Sasori-danna!! ><
Sasori: .........

Kakuzu: Oh yeah!
Itachi: So are you... hahaha *sits on a chair and slumps*
Zetsu: >< *runs*
Tobi: *dragged*
Hoshiko: *throws Sasori at them and runs off* Bye bye Sasori-sama! Have fun being raped!

Hidan: Nicely done.
Kisame: Not as much as you are. ^^
Kitsune: >< We're going to run into them Zetsu-kun.
Deidara: *leaps onto Sasori* SASORI-DANNAAREYOUARLIGHTUN?! WHATSHEDOTOYOUUN?!
Sasori: *blink* Raped?.........Um. DeiDei, what the hells did you just say?

Kakuzu: *grin*
Itachi: It's only 'cause I'm human...
Zetsu: hohcrap! *pile on*
Tobi: Ahh! *is squished*
Hoshiko: Running running running! Hoshiko doesn't want to be glomped!
Zetsu: *points at Hoshiko* After her!

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: Yeah.......it had nothing to do with the ten liters of sake you downed though did it? *grin*
Kitsune: *drags self off ground* Ooh......Tobi-kun? Sasori-kun? You too alright?
Deidara: *chases Hosh* Come back here un!! ><
Sasori: ......ow.....chi.....

Kakuzu: *more derst*
Itachi: You drank more than me!
Zetsu: *runs after Hoshiko, dragging Kit*
Tobi: My bones...
Hoshiko: EEEEEEIIIII!!! *runs faster*

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: Yeah and I'm still not as wasted as you. *drinks*
Kitsune: *holding onto Tobi and Sasori as she's dragged* Aw poor Tobi-kun, here I'll hold you.
Sasori: What about me?
Kitsune: There's only so much room.
Deidara: HOSHIKO-CHWAN UNNNNN!! ><
Sasori: Well I got dropped out of the sky.

Kakuzu: I hear a chase going on...
Itachi: Well I'm not drinking anymore till you are...
Zetsu: *still running and dragging* Come back!
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: I'm SCREWED! *runs more*

Hidan: Yeah, same here.
Kisame: Fine. *grabs a tube and starts sucking sake out of a giant bottle against the wall*
NPCs: CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!!
Kitsune: *holding both Tobi and Sasori while being dragged* ^^
Deidara: *hurdling catus* Come back Hoshiko-chan un!
Sasori: *sigh*

Kakuzu: Shall we follow them or- wow! Kisame are you trying to kill yourself?!
Itachi: *grin* Chug it fishy!
Zetsu: ><' *runs*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Neeee!

Hidan: Whoa!
Kisame: Chug, chug, chug......
Kitsune: I feel we're missing out on something. *thoughtful*
Deidara: UUUUNNNN!! ><
Sasori: Proberly.

Kakuzu: CHUG!
Itachi: *grins* CHUG IT!
Zetsu: ... why do I think of the word Chug...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *more running*

Hidan: Come on you catfish, chug like you mean it!
Kisame: *is chugging*
Kitsune: *twitch* Oh kami no.......they wouldn't do that.....
Deidara: *is starting to puff, pulls out a clay bird and jumps on it's back* ^^
Sasori: Chug eh? *ponders* You don't think they've got Itachi chugging sake again have they?

Kakuzu: Chug!
Itachi: :3
Zetsu: Oh dear god... *still running*
Tobi: Chug?
Hoshiko: Oh shi-! *runs more*

Hidan: Chug, chug, chug.....
Kisame: *gasp, gasp* >< *starts drinking again*
Kitsune: Naw, it wouldn't be Itachi.........oh sweet dango no.
Deidara: Did someone say dango?
Sasori: Meh.

Kakuzu: Woo!
Itachi: *laughing*
Zetsu: Kisame... NO! *turns around and runs back to bar*
Tobi: Mmm... Dango...
Hoshiko: *skids to a hault* Kisame?! CHUG?! OH DEAR GOD NO! *runs away faster*

Hidan: *laughing his ass off*
Kisame: *ish taking a breather*
Kitsune: Faster Zetsu-kun! Faster, we have to save Kisame-kun! ><
Deidara: *looks from Hosh to Zetsu then back again* What to do uuunnn?! ><
Sasori: Wait, did you say Kisame? O.O *starts running with Zetsu* For the love of kami faster!

Kakuzu: xD
Itachi: *grins*
Zetsu: *running*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: IF YOU THINK I'M CLEARING UP KISAME'S PUKE YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING! *runs away*

Hidan: *takes a few steps back* Come on there's only about two liters left.
Kisame: *red cheeks panting*
Kistune: *zooming past and into the bar* Kisame-kun! Stop!! *pulls him away from the bar, he flops over fox's shoulder with a whimper* YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!!
Deidara: *shudders* Oh crap un. Kit got to them before Kisame puked un.
Sasori: O.O *backs away from door*
Kitsune: *struggling to hold up Kisame* I SHOULD SKIN YOU ALIVE YOU UCHIHA BASTARD!!........Kami, Kisame you're heavy. A little help?

Kakuzu: *mutters* Bitch...
Itachi: Just try it you... furry... *attatches self to tube and drinks*
Zetsu: On second thoughts... wait for me Hoshiko! *runs after Hoshiko again*
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *runs*

Hidan: .......*sweatdrops*
Kisame: v-v
Kitsune: *half carrying half dragging* Tobi-kun, is there a lake or something nearby? If we throw him in he'll rehydrate and won't be hung over, otherwise..... seriously you don't want to know.
Deidara: *watching from the safety of his bird with his scope* Okay, it seems like Kit had it under control.......sort of un.
Sasori: *looking up to Zetsu* Are you aware you're still dragging me around?

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *drinks*
Zetsu: Actually, you seem to be clinging to my arm. You're just saying that because you want to see Hoshi.
Tobi: *looks around* Giant lake... giant lake...
Hoshiko: Pah. *running more*

Hidan: *leans out to watch Kit struggling while looking for water*
Kisame: v-v
Kitsune: You throw up I flay you like flake understood?
Kisame: *groans*
Deidara: *makes himself comfortable on back of bird*
Sasori: I do not.........I just don't want to see what's sure to happen over there. *gives frightened look*

Kakuzu: *watches too*
Itachi: *passes out on the floor*
Zetsu: Sure.
Tobi: wait for me senpai!
Hoshiko: *stops running* I'm hungry.

Hidan: *whispers* Think Kit'll notice the lake behind the bar?
Kisame: v_v
Kitsune: *dragging Kisame* Son-of-a......You weigh a tonn fish-boy.
Deidara: *waves at Tobi* Wanna come up un?
Sasori: I still own those hedgetrimmer Zetsu-kun.

Kakuzu: *grin* oi... Itachi-san?
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: ... TT__TT
Tobi: ^^ *jumps on*
Hoshiko: Don't be mean.

Hidan: Itachi......Dude, he's seriously out of it.
Kisame: v_v
Kitsune: *sniffs* Okay, I smell water. *starts dragging him towards the water*
Deidara: ^^ Hi un.
Sasori: Tch, fine.

Kakuzu: *grin* let's draw on him.
Itachi: @___@
Zetsu: *grins at Sasori*
Tobi: ^^ Hiya.
Hoshiko: *smirk*

Hidan: He'll kill us if he wakes up. *takes out a black marker* Lets do it.
Kisame: v_v *groan*
Kitsune: *pant pant* Fatass.......*huff huff* .......*pauses and pokes Kisame* Whoa! O.O I take it back, that's all muscle.
Deidara: We should be pretty safe up here un. Just don't draw attention to us un.
Sasori: ......You know I like you Zetsu-kun. Apart from DeiDei you're the only one I can stand without wanting to kill outright.

Kakuzu: :3
Itachi: @___@
Zetsu: ^3^
Tobi: Okay!
Hoshiko: Isn't that sweet? He's trying to make me jealous! Don't worry Sasori-sama , I want to kill you too... again.

Hidan: Hmm. How do you think he'd look with cat whiskers?
Kisame: v_v
Kitsune: *rather impressed by fish-boy's muscles but still dragging*
Deidara: Shhh un.
Sasori: *thinking* This onna.......she's dead.
ChibiKitsune: *in Sasori's mind* That was a blantant Kankuro ripoff.

Kakuzu: *giggles and draws*
Itachi: *twitch* @___@
Zetsu: What's wrong Sasori?
Tobi: Sorry.
Hoshiko: *grins* He's trying to think of a good come back ^^

Hidan: *snerk*
Kisame: v_v
Kitsune: Doesn't.......stop you from......still being a heavy mother fu.......
Deidara: That's alright un. We just don't want them to look up un. *hands Tobi a bag of gummie bears*
Sasori: O.O *sweatdrop* I......think my mind just snapped.

Kakuzu: XD
Itachi: @___@
Zetsu: What? What happened?
Tobi: Squee! 8eats gummi bears*
Hoshiko: Haha! Sasori lost to a girl! Again!

Hidan: *whistling lightly while drawing*
Kisame: v_v
Kitsune: Mizu! ^^ I found water! *tries to throw Kisame in and slips* OH KUSO!! *falls in with him*
Deidara: I like the red ones un.
Sasori: I'm....not sure but this.......cute little, this chibi......fox chibi appeared in my mind.....it said something about......about......O.O

Kakuzu: *whistles*
Itachi: @___@
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: Nummies! 8hands a red one*
Hoshiko: ... you're worse then I am.

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: *underwater* WTF?
Kitsune: *also underwater* You're an ass.
Deidara: Arigato un. X3
Sasori: But it looked exactly like Kit........O.O

Kakuzu: ehehehe...
Itachi: What's going on?
Kakuzu: OHMYKAMI! *grabs Hidan and runs*
Itachi: ...?
Zetsu: ... You're mad...
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *sweat drop*

Hidan: *gets dragged* o.o
Kisame: *speaking underwater* What happened?
Kitsune: *ditto to above* You chugged.
Kisame: Aw....kuso. I didn't did I?
Kitsune: Oooh yeah, how you feeling?
Kisame: Good. Surprisingly.
Deidara: ^^ Nummy un.
Sasori: I....might have to agree with you there....Zetsu-kun...

Kakuzu: He woke up! Kuso kuso kusooo!!!
Itachi: Why are they running fo- *throws up*
Zetsu: Yeah...
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Yeah... I agree.

Hidan: O.O He threw up........RUN FASTER!!
Kisame: *yup still in the water* So um......how's the oxygen thing going?
Kitsune: *still holding breath* Not.....so....good......GLUG!!
Kisame: Aw....crap. *swims up* Oi! I think Kit just drowned!
Deidara: ^^ .......eh? What someone just yell something un? *ish really high up*
Sasori: *takes out meds* Take one a day when needed.....screw that....*takes about ten*