Akatsuki Maddness

Deidara: You do realise this....thing is up to 14 chapters or so don't you un?
Hai, I realise that. Insane isn't it?
Deidara: Hai, do you also realise that Jiraiya-sannin is still stalking you?
.....Hai...*sweatdrop*

Anyway. Another installment. Enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: Where are you going?
Itachi: *dango*
Zetsu: ...I want my Kitsune ;o;
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *blush and grin* Shhhh.

Hidan: Hn. Hungry. *heads for dango stand*
Kisame: ^^ Dango.
Kitsune: *walks out casually doing up her cloak, raises hand and smiles* Yo.
Deidara: Kit un! You survived the sannin un! *leaps into her arms*
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: Good idea *follows* You know, I should have my own show.
Itachi: *dango*
Zetsu: KIT! *throws Deidara off of her* MINE! *huggles*
Tobi: o_o'
Hoshiko: Come on then, let's go *takes hand and walks off*

Hidan: *walking* Why'd you think of something like that?
Kisame: Nummies.
Kitsune: *feet dangling above the ground* Aw. Zetsu-koi, you're absolutely adorable when you're all possesive and stuff. ^^
Deidara: T_T Learn to share un.
Sasori: Defiently. *walks off with Hosh*

Kakuzu: I mean... like blind date or something... I'm so good at it ^^
Itachi: I'm full... and I think Hidan and Kakuzu are coming...
Zetsu: Mine... *huggles*
Tobi: *attaches self to Deidara*
Hoshiko: :3

Hidan: Oh. Cool. Don't mind us Itachi. *sits down and orders dango* So like would you be the host or something?
Kisame: *eating two dagon* Well you did just eat more then Dei usually does. Hey guys.
Kitsune: =^.^= *is huggled*
Deidara: *rubs Tobi's back* :3
Sasori: *off with Hosh*

Kakuzu: Duh. *orders Dango* I mean, look at Sasori and Hoshiko... they haven't even started their date yet and they look perfect.
Itachi: What about Sasori and Hoshi?
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: *off with Sasori*

Hidan: They're going to a Kabuki play together. *to Kakuzu* Don't they already have something like that though?
Kisame: *chokes on dango and stick*
Kitsune: :3
Deidara: At least you love me un.
Sasori: *date*

Kakuzu: Mine would be better *sniff*
Itachi: *Splutters out dango* What?!
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Hai!
Hoshiko: *lalalalallala*

Hidan: Of corse it would be, for starters maiming or dismemberment wouldn't be a problem. *to Itachi* You alright?
Kisame: *inhales dango and falls off the stool in a coughing fit.*
Kitsune: Wuv you my cannibal-plant man.
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: *off watching Kabuki*

Kakuzu: Woah, dude is it that much of a shock?
Itachi: *Wheezing and thumping chest*
Zetsu: Love you foxy lady ^^
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *same as Sasori*

Hidan: I know Kisame usually is blue but is he ment to be going that shade?
Kisame: *still choking*
Kitsune: ^^ squee. *kisses*
Deidara: *happy snuggle*
Sasori: *doing the date thingy*

Kakuzu: Oo *thumps Kisame on the back*
Itachi: *still coughing* Sasori... on a date? *cough*
Zetsu: *kisses back* ^^
Tobi: *snuggle huggle*
Hoshiko: *on date, back soon*

Hidan: .....
Kisame: *coughs up stick minus dango* Ari....gato...
Kitsune: *makeout session with Zetsu*
Deidara: *huggles galore* ^^
Sasori: *dun dun date!*

Kakuzu: No problem dude. Why is it such a shock?
Itachi: *breathing heavily*
Zetsu: *Ooh XDDDDD*
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: *still on date, is coming back soon*

Hidan: Could it be because the only times Sasori has shown interest in women it was to flay them or turn them into part of his puppet collection?
Kisame: That.
Kitsune: *yeah*
Deidara: Oh, gomen un. *prys hand chewing on Tobi's coat away* It must have been looking for your gummie bears un.
Sasori: *yeah what she said*

Kakuzu: If he even THINKS about turning her in to a puppet...
Itachi: *on the floor panting*
Zetsu: *Is enjoying this a lot*
Tobi: o__o' MINE!
Hoshiko: *shall we come back soon?*

Hidan: He wouldn't do that to her.
Kisame: What makes you so sure? *Hidan points over at Kit* Okay point made.
Kitsune: *^^ I know*
Deidara: Bad hand.......Don't you stick that tongue out at me un.
Sasori: *let's make 'em sweat a little more first.*

Kakuzu: Kami... what is she trying to do? Fish with her tongue?
Itachi: Please... no images...
Zetsu: *Teehee*
Tobi: ;~;
Hoshiko: *'kay! ^^*

Hidan: Well at least Zetsu looks like he's enjoying himself........I need a drink. *walks off*
Kisame: You had to mention fish didn't you? *lays head on Itachi's shoulder mourfully*
Kitsune: *hehehehe*
Deidara: *hands Tobi another bag of gummie bears* I'm sorry Tobi un.
Sasori: *^^ Ooh, lets get a ice cream while we wait.*

Kakuzu: I think I'm going to throw up. *follows Hidan*
Itachi: *pats Kisame* Don't look... just don't look...
Zetsu: *Muahahahahaha >:3*
Tobi: Yaya! *eats*
Hoshiko: *Do they have blood flavoured?*

Hidan: *keeps walking to next bar a town over*
Kisame: Are you two right?!
Kitsune: *pulling away* Hai we're great, why want to join in? ^^
Kisame: .........Excuse me Itachi-kun. *heads for the water* I wonder if it's possible to drown myself?
Kitsune: *evil snicker*
Deidara: Oh wow un. There's purple ones un. What flavour are they un?
Sasori: *I can make them have it.*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Oh christ... wait for me Kisame! *follows*
Zetsu: Evil <3
Tobi: ... *eats one* ...not sure...
Hoshiko: *Love you!*

Hidan: *walks in slaughters everyone but the bar owner then sits down and orders some drinks*
Kisame: *dives into the water*
Kitsune: *leaning against Zetsu* Ooh we are bad. *grin*
Deidara: Well what does it taste like then un?
Sasori: *^^*

Kakuzu: *joins* Wow that felt good. A Sake please.
Itachi: *dives in too*
Zetsu: Hehehe *grin*
Tobi: You try one *hands*
Hoshiko: *:3 mmm... yummy!*

Hidan: Yeah it was kinda fun.
Kisame: *discovers very quickly that he infact can not drown himself* Crap.
Kitsune: Mental torture, gotta love it.
Deidara: *eats* What in Akatsuki's name is that un? *thinks* Can I try another one un?
Sasori: *Hm, innocent victim.*

Kakuzu: Hai... *drinks*
Itachi: *floating on surface face down*
Zetsu: Hai!
Tobi: *hands another one*
Hoshiko: *I'm having an awesome time!*

Hidan: *sculls*
Kisame: *stares up at Itachi from under the water* You know if you drown yourself Sasuke wins.
Kitsune: *giggles* I'll never get bored with that.
Deidara: *chewing* Hn. What is it un? Blueberry un?
Sasori: *relaxing too*

Kakuzu: *same*
Itachi: *looks up* I don't care anymore... seeing that makes me what to die...
Zetsu: >:3
Tobi: *shrugs*
Hoshiko: *Shall we go soon?*

Hidan: *still sculling*
Kisame: *sweatdrops......underwater.....what's wrong with that picture?*
Kitsune: *laughing her ass off at Itachi*
Deidara: Hn.
Sasori: *yeah, they're proberly killing one another without us to break them up*

Kakuzu: *still sculling*
Itachi: F*ck you Kitsune you deviant bitch from hell.
Zetsu: Ooooh
Tobi: *light blub* I know!!!! Blackcurrent ^^
Hoshiko: *Cool *takes hand* Come on then*

Hidan: *ditto*
Kisame: *sigh*
Kitsune: *laughing like said deviant* Finally he's seen the light!!
Deidara: Oh yeah un. So it is un. They're not bad un.
Sasori: *walks back in holding hands with Hosh*

Kakuzu: ... *more drinking*
Itachi: That's not a good thing Kitsune... you're like that Hokage-bitch only your tits are smaller...
Zetsu: Burn!
Tobi: Hai ^^
Hoshiko: Hey guys! What's up?
*everyone looks at Hoshiko and Sasori, then at their hands*
Hoshiko: Err...

Hidan: *shudders then blinks*
Kisame: *ducks back underneath the water*
Kitsune: *head bowed* I'm......like......that......onna....you.....say? *snarling*
Deidara: *smirks at Hosh and Sasori* Uh huh, so how was you date un?
Sasori: Pretty good actually, relaxing.......the total opposite of what's about to happen over there.

Kakuzu: Is this Sake playing tricks on my eyes?
Itachi: Yeah, I say.
Zetsu: Itachi-san... if you don't want to die, so no more.
Itachi: I want to die, after seeing you two practically have sex in front of my eyes...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *sweat drops* Err... let's go somewhere else now Sasori-sama? Ne? How about the hot springs? Anything!

Hidan: Eh?
Kisame: *bubbles*
Kitsune: No please do continue Itachi, and we weren't basically having sex it's called making out if you had ever had a girlfriend instead of a blowup toy you would know that. >< YOU BROTHER LOVING PANSY!!
Deidara: *moves away dragging Tobi with him before sitting back down*
Sasori: *sweatdrop* She.....started the brother thing didn't she? *throws Hosh over shoulder* HOTSPRINGS!! *runs*

Kakuzu: I feel an evil presence...
Itachi: Oh you SO didn't go there! *jumps out of water* Come on then you ugly pig! BRING IT ON!
Zetsu: 0_0 *moves behind Tobi and Deidara(
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Run faster!!! Faster!!!

Hidan: You're not the only one. *shudders again*
Kisame: *sinks deeper*
Kitsune: Oh yes I do.......SASUKE LOVER!!
Deidara: .....
Sasori: *running faster.*

Kakuzu: Let's go watch! *runs outside*
Itachi: Shut up you dirty sl*t, who knows where you've been?
Zetsu: *sinks in to the ground*
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *gets off Sasori, runs inside hotsprings, takes off clothes and runs in to the hot spring, jumping in asinking down*

Hidan: *follows*
Kisame: *is on bottom of lake praying*
Kitsune: I'm a fox-youkai, we like to f--k get over it! At least I'm not in fanfics bonning my OWN LITTLE BROTHER!!
Deidara: Puts a new meaning to sleeping with the enemy un. *pulls grossed out face*
Sasori: *clothes off dives in after Hosh*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: But that doesn't mean I like him does it? Hmph, you are pathetic. Is that the only thing you can tease me about?
Zetsu: I... I feel so used. WHY?! *cries*
Tobi: *pats Zetsu*
Hoshiko: *relaxes and forgets about the whole Kit Ita thing* well, this is nice ^^

Hidan: .....
Kisame: *bubbles*
Kitsune: *foxy smirk* Why no Itachi-kun it's not......I could tease you about how you're starting to go as blind as a deaf bat, or that little infatuation you have with Deidara crossdressing. I dare you to deny it by the way, I have evidence.
Deidara: Nani un?! O.O
Kitsune: And don't feel used Zetsu-koi, it's mostly been you.......or Deidara.
Sasori: Hai. Warm, relaxing. All that good stuff.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *smirk* So it was a simple mistake, becoming blind is a part of me growing stronger... you don't need sight to be strong. It just makes things easier.
Zetsu: ;~;
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *huggles up to Sasori*

Hidan: ......
Kisame: *bubbles*
Kitsune: *giggles* I know someone who would absolutely adore you.......right before she cut you open and strangled you with your own intestines that is. *happy smile*
Deidara: Don't be upset Zetsu-kun un. Onegai un.
Sasori: *happy sigh*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *smirk* If she could catch me.
Zetsu: Hmph...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *smile*

Hidan: ......*cough*
Kisame: *pokes head just above the water so his eyes are visible*
Kitsune: Oh she wouldn't have a problem there, and she wouldn't be afraid of you Itachi-kun, you'd just be a weasel to her. *smiles*
Deidara: We only did it once, I was curious we don't anymore I swear un. We just hang out and talk and stuff un.
Sasori: *still happy* Did someone just say weasel? You don't think Kit went that far do you?

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *clench fist* Please, come up with something more origanal.
Zetsu: ...Okay...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *sweat drop* Please let's ignore them Sasori-sama mwah *kiss*

Hidan: ......*spots some random people, nudges Kakuzu and points at them before holding up his scyth* Wanna?
Kisame: Eh?
Kitsune: I'm sorry but it's just so cute, little weasel Itachi. ^^ Aw.....I can't stay angry at you.
Deidara: So it's all cool now un?
Sasori: *blush* Okay.

Kakuzu: *runs at people* DIEEE!!!
Itachi: *sweat drop*
Zetsu: Hai...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: You're so cute! *huggles more*

Hidan: *joins in on the slaughter*
Kisame: *climbing out of the water* And just like that she ends a agrument.
Kitsune: Oi, Zetsu-koi, DeiDei-kun, Tobi-sama wanna see a picture of Itachi wearing a weasel suit? *walks over to them*
Kisame: Er.......*grabs the back of Itachi, just incase*
Deidara: Cool un. ^^
Sasori: You're......um......cuter?

Kakuzu: *killing*
Itachi: IT WAS FOR A DARE OKAY?!
Zetsu: BWAHAHAHA!!!
Tobi: *snicker*
Hoshiko: *blush* You don't mean it...

Hidan: *also killing*
Kisame: *snerk*
Kitsune: Oh and this is a baby picture, see widdle Itachi is playing in the mud. ^^
Deidara: Hahaha! XD
Sasori: Sure I do.....okay maybe the hair continues to remind me of that medic-bitch but your's is defiently in much better condition then hears.

Kakuzu: *blood*
Itachi: Actually, that's Sasuke...
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: *snerk*
Hoshiko: *starry eyed* You mean it? *glomps Sasori* ^^ *more kisses*

Hidan: *ditto*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: *takes closer look* Oh yeah so it is. *pulls out an entire photobook and starts flipping through them.* Man, you two almost look like twins. Scary, it's mini-Itachi! XD
Deidara: Now that one is Itachi.......is he in a tutu un?
Sasori: *is glomped and kissed* :3

Kakuzu: *yes*
Itachi: *twitch* That's my Gaa-san...
Zetsu: Ooh...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *sits up* Err... you do realise we're both naked?

Hidan: *oh look girlscouts*
Kisame: *bites his knuckle to keep from laughing*
Kitsune: Yeah, yeah. Oh, see this one.....
Deidara: *laughs*
Sasori: Yeeaahh, I kinda noticed that.

Kakuzu: *KILL!*
Itachi: I hate you all. *wonders off*
Zetsu: Pff..
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *grins and glomps Sasori again*

Hidan: *kill kill kill* *manic laughter* *kill kill killl*
Kisame: *follows Itachi*
Kitsune: *closing book* Hehe. :3
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: *is glomped again*

Kakuzu: *blood and guts and gore!*
Itachi: *walking*
Zetsu: Hehe...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *nuzzles Sasori* So, what do you want to do now?

Hidan: *like he said*
Kisame: *continues to follow*
Kitsune: ^^ I love blackmail material when it's on some one else.
Deidara: *ninks*
Sesori: *shrugs* Not sure, what you wanna do?

Kakuzu: *is done*
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: Heh.
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Nuzzling is fine with me.

Hidan: *pulls his scyth from what used to be a person* I hate when they get stuck to the blade like that.
Kisame: ....Where are we going Itachi-kun?
Kitsune: Okay now what should we do? We're ruined Itachi's life just that little more which is always good in my books. :3
Deidara: *whipes tear from his eye* Tobi-kun un? What's up un?
Sasori: Okay. *nuzzle* ^^