Akatsuki Maddness

.......Are you eating my dango Zetsu-koi?
Zetsu: Nope.
Then what are you eating?
Zetsu: Someone.
.......Oh. *walks off*

Yet another, I have nooo idea how we managed to do some much of this but neh! Enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: *his black rope stuff is strangling someone* Huh?
Itachi: Off the side of a cliff, Kisame-san.
Zetsu: Hmm... *raises from the ground* Hotsprings...?
Tobi: Nothing is wrong Deidara-senpai, Tobi just doesn't know what to say...
Hoshiko: ^^

Hidan: When they get stuck. I suppose you don't have that problem do you?
Kisame: Oh........*continues following*
Kitsune: Hai, hotsprings.....Oh wait Hoshiko is there with Sasori.
Deidara: Okay Tobi-kun un. We can always just go to a different pool from them un.
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: Hai...
Itachi: *still walking*
Zetsu: Hai... but I don't want to intrude. Sasori would probably kill us.
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: ^3^

Hidan: *staring at twitching body* You know what would be kinda cool?
Kisame: *prays silently that Itachi doesn't find a cliff*
Kitsune: Yeah, well their proberly in the unisex pools so we just go to the male or female ones no problem. If anyone bitches DeiDei can blow them apart for all I care.
Deidara: ^^ *sqwee*
Sasori: ........*kiss* :3

Kakuzu: What?
Itachi: *still walking*
Zetsu: How mean... let's go!
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *blush*

Hidan: Zombies.
Kisame: *still walking*
Kitsune: Yosh! *takes Zetsu and Dei by the hand*
Deidara: ^^ *takes Tobi by the the hand*
Sasori: *innocent smile*

Kakuzu: Well... if you think about it we're both Zombies
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: *dragged to hotsprings*
Tobi: *dragged*
Hoshiko: So... um...

Hidan: True I suppose.
Kisame: ....?
Kitsune: *walking past* Don't mind us we're going to the other baths. *keeps going*
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: ......*waits until they're gone again* ...... *kiss*

Kakuzu: Cool ain't it? ^^
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: Kawwii ^^!
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: ... *kiss back*

Hidan: Hai, it is. Oh, wait one's trying to crawl away. *walks over and stabs scything into victims back*
Kisame: ......You're not serious about jumping are you?
Kitsune: So sweet. *strips and steps into the pool* Ooh. So warm.
Deidara: Come on Tobi-kun. ^^ *gets in too*
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: *kills some more people*
Itachi: ...maybe...
Zetsu: *joins*
Tobi: *joins but wears boxers*
Hoshiko: *kisses more*

Hidan: Oh for the love of.....*struggles to pull scyth out of victim's back* Son of a bitch get off you piece of......
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: :3 It's good isn't it ne?
Deidara: *fixing his hair* Hai un.
Sasori: ^^ *blush but kisses*

Kakuzu: *laughs*
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: Why are you wearing boxers Tobi?
Tobi: Tobi remembers the last time you saw my... thingie... and started to stare at it... it made Tobi feel weird...
Hoshiko: ^^

Hidan: *sigh* A little help kudasai?
Kisame: ......
Kitsune: *remembers and drools*
Deidara: ^^" *shoves Kit under the water*
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: *sigh* Fine. *helps Hidan*
Itachi: I forgot what we were going to do...
Zetsu: *sweat drop*
Tobi: =__='
Hoshiko: *hugs*

Hidan: *pulls scyth out* Arigato.
Kisame: We were.....going for ice cream.
Kitsune: *bubbles*
Deidara: *still holding Kit under water* It's nothing to be ashamed of un.
Sasori: *hugs back*

Kakuzu: Welcome...
Itachi: Oh... cool.
Zetsu: ^^'
Tobi: Hn...
Hoshiko: Hehe :3

Hidan: *looks at field of corpses* So......now what?
Kisame: I think I saw a ice cream store over that way when we came in.
Kitsune: .......*bubble*
Deidara: *waits until no more bubbles come up before pulling a half drowned Kit up* You going to be alright now un?
Kitsune: *cough* Hai.
Sasori: I'm glad I asked you out. ^^

Kakuzu: Kill more?
Itachi: I can feel one close by...
Zetsu: Hahaha!
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: I'm glad you asked me out too ^^

Hidan: Yeah why not, I think I saw some nuns over there before.
Kisame: *stares* .......How do you do that?
Kitsune: *unimpressed*
Deidara: *relaxing* Uuuun.
Sasori: ^^ ~<3

Kakuzu: MWAHAHA! *kills*
Itachi: ...Uchiha love icecream...
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: :P
Hoshiko: <3

Hidan: *smirk* DIE PENGUINS!! ><
Kisame: Oh, I didn't know that. Cool.
Kitsune: .......*rubs Zetsu's leaves* :3 They feel velvety.
Deidara: *head back on the rocks, totally relaxed*
Sasori: *is running out of cute things* ^^

Kakuzu: *kills*
Itachi: Hai.
Zetsu: Puurr
Tobi: Tobi didn't know plants could pur...
Hoshiko: *enjoys the moment whilst it lasts*

Hidan: *manic laughter and all that horrible bloody stuff*
Kisame: Well lead the way then.
Kitsune: ^^ Hai, he can defiently purr.
Deidara: *happy*
Sasori: *ditto*

Kakuzu: *evil "grin" as we can't actually see his face...*
Itachi: *walks to icecream shop*
Zetsu: Puuurrrrrrr...
Tobi: *relaxes*
Hoshiko: :)

Hidan: We're is you messiah now! Mwahahaha!!
Kisame: *follows*
Kitsune: ^^ So kawaii. *keeps petting*
Deidara: *gah style relaxed*
Sasori: *relax snuggle*

Kakuzu: May all your souls dine with the dead mwahahahahaha!
Itachi: *points* See?
Zetsu: *purring*
Tobi: *relaxed sigh*
Hoshiko: *rests head against Sasori's shoulder*

Hidan: *gives Kakuzu a look* Nice. *goes back to hacking up nuns*
Kisame: Wow, you're like a sniffer dog for ice cream. Defiently cool considering we're in a desert.
Kitsune: *petting and zoning out*
Deidara: *relaxed coma XD*
Sasori: *leans head on top of Hosh's head*
Audience: Awwww......*couldn't resist*

Kakuzu: Thanks. I made that up all by myself! *strangles a nun*
Itachi: Honeycomb please...
Zetsu: *purring zone*
Tobi: *spaced out* Yo, Deidara-senpai... what are those stars made out of?
Hoshiko: *blushes and nuzzles Sasori's neck*
Audience: Awwwwwwww!
Hoshiko: *sweat drop*

Hidan: It was clever. *tears out nun's heart and hold it out* :3 Think Kit would like it. *bursts out laughing*
Kisame: Hmm.......Chocolate arigato.
Kitsune: ^^ *zoning*
Deidara: Eh? *raises head* Nani un?
Sasori: It's kinda.....odd having that audience isn't it?

Kakuzu: Hahaha
Itachi: *eats icecream* Are you sure we were going for icecream?
Zetsu: *purrr*
Tobi: Tobi doesn't know... Tobi is relaxed...
Hoshiko: Hai... *stands up*
Audience: *wolf whistling*
Hoshiko: *walks over and draws curtains, blocking the audiences view*
Audience: Aww man... *mumbles*

Hidan: *takes a slight break and just watches Kakuzu*
Kisame: Yup, positive.
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: Makes two of us un.
Sasori: Doesn't work, I can still hear them. *stands up* Hidan! These guys are insulting your religion!
Audience: Aw sh-t.....
Hidan: Really.....*stalks over and drags audience over to nuns* We got extra to kill.
Sasori: Problem is solved, now where were we? *huggles*

Kakuzu: *walks in* Oi, nice outfit Hoshiko *pervy grin*
Hoshiko: *doom* Shut up dead boy... *gets back in the spring*
Kakuzu: No I mean it, you should wear nothing more often...
Itachi: ...okay... *eats*
Zetsu: *purs*
Tobi: Hai.
Hoshiko: *huggles Sasori*

Hidan: *peeks in* You are such a perv Kakuzu.
Kisame: *in mind* Whew.
Kitsune: *snuggle*
Deidara: Uuunn......
Sasori: *huggles Hosh* ^^ Kakuzu, if you value whatever delicate piece of anatomy you still own get out and leave us alone. You have been warned.
Hidan: *slides back out*

Kakuzu: o__o yes sir! *runs out*
Itachi: ... *eating*
Zetsu: *purr*
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: Arigato baby *kisses*

Hidan: Serves you right. *cuts someone's head off*
Kisame: *licks*
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: *content sigh*
Sasori: No problem. *kisses back*

Kakuzu: What?! She does have a nice body! *pervy grin*
Itachi: *eats more*
Zetsu: *still purring*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *sighs happily*

Hidan: *leaning against scyth* Well I never said she didn't but Sasori can and will whoop your ass. Remember Rain country last year?
Kisame: :3
Kitsune: ^^ che.
Deidara: *is asleep*
Sasori: *relaxes*

Kakuzu: Please... don't remind me... *sulks*
Itachi: Nummies... one more please.
Zetsu: *purs*
Tobi: *Snores*
Hoshiko: Hehe, Sasori-sama. My skin's gone all wrinkley ^^

Hidan: ......Wanna kill some more nuns?
Kisame: Hai, same.
Kitsune: *licks* Feels funny ^^
Deidara: *surprisingly doesn't snore when he sleeps*
Sasori: *chuckle* We can get out if you want.

Kakuzu: *kills some more nuns* pardon?
Itachi: *nubbles on icecream*
Zetsu: *purs*
Tobi: *snores*
Hoshiko: Okay, where do you want to go now?

Hidan: I think she said God damn.........Are nuns allowed to say that? *cuts someone in half*
Kisame: *enjoying his ice cream*
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: *snooze*
Sasori: Not sure. We could always go kill something, or sunbake then you won't have to worry about being wrinkly. ^^

Kakuzu: BLAPHA- I forgot how to spell it.
Itachi: *eats*
Zetsu: *purs*
Tobi: *snore*
Hoshiko: Let's sun bath first... then kill someting :3

Hidan: ^^ Blasphemy? *cuts two people in half and makes a baby cry*
Kisame: *licking*
Kitsune: *petting in a snuggling manner*
Deidara: *dead to the world, not literally*
Sasori: Sounds like a good plan. *gets out and wraps towel around waist*

Kakuzu: Hai.
Itachi: Brainfreeze *clutches head*
Zetsu: *snuggles*
Tobi: *snores gently and falls underwater*
Hoshiko: *just gets up and walks off to get changed, no towel*

Hidan: *glares at crying baby, it goes quiet* Hn.
Kisame: Ooh, that's nasty. *gets hot chocolate* Try this it might make it go away quicker.
Kitsune: *licks*
Deidara: *reached down and pulls Tobi back out of the water without waking*
Sasori: O,O *little nosebleed* Shameless......

Kakuzu: Harsh.
Itachi: *drinks hot chocolate*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: *is dragged up*
Hoshiko: *winks and gets dressed*

Hidan: I hate it when babies cry, almost as much as I hate nuns. *has brief flashback and shudders*
Kisame: Any better?
Kitsune: :p
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: *blinks, smirks then goes gets dressed*

Kakuzu: How about baby nuns?
Itachi: Hai.
Zetsu: *snuggle*
Tobi: Arigato ^^
Hoshiko: *walks up a hill and lays on the grass, looking at the clouds*

Hidan: .....*shudders* Nightmare.
Kisame: Good.
Kitsune: *snuggles back*
Deidara: Well I can't have two of my partners die now un. People won't want to work with me again otherwise un.
Sasori: *follows* How very Nara-ish of you. *lays down as well*

Kakuzu: *smirk*
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: *stops purring* I'm going wrinkly
Tobi: Same...
Hoshiko: I can't help it if they look nice *rolls against Sasori and hugs*

Hidan: It's not funny have you ever been to a bording school run by nuns?
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: Plants can go wrinkly? Eek, so am I. Lets get out.
Deidara: Hai. *stands and squeezed hair out*
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: *rolls on the floor laughing*
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: *wraps towel around and walks to get changed*
Tobi: *follows and takes off his soaking boxers*
Hoshiko: You're so pretty *dreamy sigh*

Hidan: .......
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: *glomps Zetsu from behind* NAKEY HUG!! ^^
Deidara: *dries off and gets changed*
Sasori: *bright blush* Um......Arigato.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: ARGH! *runs around madly*
Tobi: *turns around to look at everyone, not noticing he's naked*
Hoshiko: *kiss* Aww...

Hidan: You suck.
Kisame: ....
Kitsune: :3 *holds on*
Deidara: Er.....*looks at Zetsu and Kit, then at Tobi.* *twitch, sweatdrop duo*
Sasori: *kisses*

Kakuzu: <3
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: *turns around* JESUS CHRIST TOBI!
Tobi: *looks around* What? *looks down* Oh... *runs behind Deidara and hides*
Hoshiko: I feel like killing something... and it's not you.

Hidan: .......
Kisame: *snap* STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!! ><
Kitsune: O.O *smirks at Tobi*
Deidara: *covers face* Oh my kami un.
Sasori: .......I love you. ^^

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *shuts eyes* Sorry ><'
Zetsu: *sigh*
Tobi: *runs off and gets changed*
Hoshiko: *smirk*

Hidan: .....I want a coke. All this killing makes me thirsty. *walks off*
Kisame: *cold sweat*
Kitsune: *huggles Zetsu*
Deidara: *sweatdrops*
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: I feel like an orange juice... *follows*
Itachi: ... *opens eyes again and looks at the floor*
Zetsu: *sighs and tried to put SOME clothes on*
Tobi: *comes out fully dressed*
Hoshiko: *traces circles on his chest* So...

Hidan: *looking for store*
Kisame: *recoving* I mean usually I don't have a problem with it but when you do it that much I swear your using one of your Sharigan abilities.
Kitsune: *lets Zetsu go and gets dressed* Gees, hurry up Zetsu. :P
Sasori: Eh?

Kakuzu: *points* Over there... some little girls are selling Lemonade! Let's kill 'em!
Itachi: ...Sorry...
Zetsu: *gets dressed and walks out*
Tobi: *waits*
Hoshiko: *smirk* You... um... doing anything tonight?

Hidan: You kill her.
Kisame: S'right.
Kitsune: *takes Dei's hand*
Deidara: *raises brow* Nani un?
Kitsune: Dance?
Deidara: Okay un. *dances out of the pool with Kit* ^^
Kitsune: :3
Sasori: ........Nothing.....sleeping?