Akatsuki Maddness

Deidara: Are you crying un?
Hai.
Deidara: Why un?
I'm being stalked by another Sannin!! T_T
Deidara: *silence* Lucky bitch un.
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It's true, I'm in unrepentant hell. Care to join me? :P Anyway here's another chapter, I'm going to go play 20 questions with DeiDei. Enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: No, you kill her!
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: You okay Tobi?
Tobi: *nods*
Hoshiko: *grin* Well I bought Saw 1, 2 and 3 on DVD the other day. Wanna watch them with me?

Hidan: Why me? You're capable.
Kisame: So.......wanna go torture your brother or something?
Kitsune: *still dancing with Dei*
Deidara: *still dancing with Kit*
Sasori: *moments silence* I really, really love you.

Kakuzu: Iunno. *walks off to get Orange Juice*
Itachi: ...'kay :3
Zetsu: *watches Kit and Dei*
Tobi: *ditto*
Hoshiko: So that's a yes then? *big grin*

Hidan: *glare* You're lucky today brat. *follows Kakuzu*
Kisame: Cool. Any idea where he is?
Kitsune: ^^ *dancing*
Deidara: Come join us un. *dancing* ^^
Sasori: Hai.

Kakuzu: Orange juice ^^
Itachi: Bumming Orochimaru probably...
Zetsu: Iie thanks...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Hehe ^^

Hidan: Coke.
Kisame: Well he does have Uke in his name. ^^
Kitsune: *dipped* Come on Tobi, I bet you want to dance with us.
Deidara: *spins Kit, keeps dancing* ^^
Sasori: :3 *kiss*

Kakuzu: *drinks*
Itachi: *rolls on the floor laughing*
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: Iie... ano... I don't know how.
Hoshiko: :3 *kiss back*

Hidan: ^^ *drinks*
Kisame: Hehehe.....Well it's true.
Kitsune: I can teach you Tobi-kun.
Deidara: Hai un.
Sasori: :3 *happy*

Kakuzu: ^^
Itachi: Come on, let's kick some butt *walks off*
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: Iie...
Hoshiko: *ish also happy*

Hidan: *drinks and watches Itachi and Kisame walk by*
Kisame: *follows Itachi*
Kitsune: Aw. *pout*
Deidara: *huggles Kit from behind*
Sasori: *wraps arm around Hosh*

Kakuzu: *does the same* Where are you going?
Itachi: Sasuke. Annoy. Fun. Blood.
Kakuzu: Says it in one...
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: ... :/
Hoshiko: *rests head on chest*

Hidan: Sounds like a blast, need any backup?
Kisame: I doubt.
Deidara: ......*lets Kit go*
Kitsune: Eh?
Sasori: *happy sigh*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Watch if you want.
Kakuzu: *follows*
Zetsu: Huh?
Tobi: Tobi is bored.
Hoshiko: :3

Hidan: ....
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: *huggles Tobi* Well we should go do something then.
Deidara: *scratches head*
Sasori: Nothing short of a nuke would make me move from here.

Kakuzu: *following Itachi*
Itachi: *walking*
Zetsu: Hai!
Tobi: But what?
Hoshiko: That's so cute~ <3

Hidan: *following*
Kisame: *walking with Itachi*
Kitsune: Well we could.......um.....
Deidara: *points at group* Where they going un?
Sasori: Hehe.

Kakuzu: *to Deidei* We're going to watch Itachi annyo Sasuke.
Itachi: ... *walking*
Zetsu: Ooooh...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *hugs*

Hidan: *walking*
Kisame: *ditto*
Kitsune: I've got a camera! *hurries to follow*
Deidara: Well it's something to do un. *joins team*
Sasori: *huggles* :3

Kakuzu: *grin*
Itachi: *walking*
Zetsu: *follows* What about Sasori and Hoshi?
Tobi: *following too*
Hoshiko: *happy sigh*

Hidan: .....
Kisame: *whistling, which is kinda odd for a fish*
Kitsune: I'm sure they're just fine.
Deidara: Hai un.
Sasori: *stretch*

Kakuzu: *still walking*
Itachi: Oooh brother! It's your favourite Nii-san!
Zetsu: Hai, I wonder what they're- wait... no I don't
Tobi: *chuckle*
Hoshiko: Heh...

Hidan: *smirk*
Kisame: *toothy grin*
Kitsune: .........
Deidara: Where is he un?
Kitsune: Oi! Uchiha brat! You're bro is better looking then you!
Deidara: Like that would work un.
Sasori: *groan* ^^

Sasuke: WHAT DID YOU SA- Oh crap...
Kakuzu: *grins*
Itachi: *eyebrow raised smirk* Kon-nichiwa brother...
Sasuke: ...
Zetsu: Ehehe...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Something wrong?

Hidan: *grin*
Kisame: *laughing his ass off*
Kitsune: ^^ Knew the uke would fall for it.
Deidara: Who knew un? *smirks*
Sasori: Nothing, I was just enjoying that stretch.

Sasuke: You do realise I still have those pictures of you and Kisame-teme dressed as girls.
Kakuzu: Oooh...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Good! ^^

Hidan: *raises a brow*
Kisame: Gah!!
Kitsune: *slides up beside Itachi* :3 Che, you forget what I have though Sasuke-kun.
Deidara: *mumbles* A video of him mistakening me for a girl un.
Kitsune: That among other things.
Sasori: Hmmm......So relaxing.

Sasuke: *folds arms* What's that Obaa-teme?
Kakuzu: Ooooooh...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: Oh ouch!
Tobi: Hehe.
Hoshiko: Hai...

Hidan: Many people have mistake you as a chick Dei.
Deidara: *squeal* SHUT UP UUUUNN!! ><
Hidan: I rest my case.
Kisame: Hehe, snap.
Kitsune: Oh, things Sasuke-koi. Maybe I should send some of them to Orochimaru-danna, he'd like them I think. *sly grin*
Sasori: Hmm.......

Sasuke: Oh yeah?
Kakuzu: I'm going to call you Deidara-chan from now on.
Itachi: Haha
Zetsu: HAAHA Deidei-chan!!!
Tobi: *chuckle*
Hoshiko: Hmm?

Hidan: *laughs*
Kisame: *having trouble breathing*
Kitsune: *shows Sasuke a picture of him in a girl's teddy* And they go waaay downhill after that. :3
Deidara: T_T Bastards un.
Sasori: Hmm......It's gotten quiet hasn't it?

Sasuke: ... where did you get that?
Kakuzu: *laughing*
Itachi: *chuckles* I remember that...
Zetsu: *rolls on the floor laughing*
Tobi: *snerk*
Hoshiko: I know... nice isn't it?

Hidan and Kisame: *leaning against one another laughing*
Kitsune: :3 That's for us foxes to know and you to get bitchy about. *in mind* Note to self: send thank you note to Kiba, Naruto and Shikamaru.
Deidara: *laughing behind his hands*
Sasori: Hai......but just a little worrying. Meh, no nuke so I ain't moving. *huggles*

Sasuke: Yeah well I counter this with... *takes out a picture* Baby Kitsune and her widdle dowwy ^^
Kakuzu: *stares at the picture* AHAHAHAHAHHA! *falls on the floor laughing*
Itachi: *laughing fit*
Zetsu: What a cwute babeh! *smacks fist against ground laughing*
Tobi: *snerk*
Hoshiko: *ear twitch* I think they've gone off to annoy Sasuke... and Sasuke just produced a picture of Kitsune as a baby...

Hidan and Kisame: *in a pile hyperventilating*
Kitsune: *palm to face* Oh christ......I thought I burnt all those.
Deidara: *going bright red as he tries not to laugh*
Sasori: I heard she was a cute little chibi when she was a baby.

Sasuke: *smirk*
Kakuzu: *almost dying*
Itachi: *snorts laughing*
Zetsu: Oh my kami *wipes tears from eyes*
Tobi: *chuckles*
Hoshiko: Hai... wanna go over there?

Hidan and Kisame: *still like that*
Kitsune: I really shouldn't do it, it would proberly kill these guys but I must. *pulls out picture of little Sasuke being squeezed and coodled between chests of horrible female relatives* Family reunion!
Deidara: *collapses*
Sasori: Why not.

Sasuke: Not my fault.
Kakuzu: *choking*
Itachi: Hahahaha I remember that...
Zetsu: *crying tears of joy*
Tobi: Hehe
Hoshiko: ^^ *gets up* Sounds like their having a lot of fun *holds out hand*

Hidan and Kisame: *you guessed it* XD
Kitsune: :3
Deidara: *also crying tears of joy*
Sasori: *gets up and walks with Hos*

Sasuke: *folds arms* How about that baby photo of all of you?
Kakuzu: *stops laughing* What?
Itachi: What?
Zetsu: What?
Tobi: What?
Hoshiko: *takes Sasori's hand and walks* Hey guys!
Sasuke: Oh... looks like the ginger boy got a girlfriend, she's not a puppet is she?
Hoshiko: *fumes*
Kakuzu< Zetsu and Tobi: BWAHAHAH!

Hidan: Nani?
Kisame: .......oh shit.
Kitsune: *looks at Hosh and Sasori before taking a big step out of their way* You are so bonned, and this time it won't be by Orochimaru-sannin.
Deidara: Eep. *hides behind Kit*
Sasori: .....I'm going to tear his heart out.......And force feed it to him.

Sasuke: oh shi-
Kakuzu Zetsu and Tobi: *stops laughing*
Hoshiko: I'm going to do worse than that... I'll rip off his private parts and make him eat it!
Sasuke: Ahh! *runs away*
Hoshiko: Come back here you little sissy! *runs after*

Hidan: ......
Kisame: ......
Both: ......MWAHAHAHAHA!! ><
Kitsune: And they're off!
Deidara: Serves him right un.
Sasori: I'll hold him down for you! *gives chase*

Kakuzu, Zetsu and Tobi: Hahahaha!
Itachi: Don't hurt my little brother! *sarcastic grin*
Sasuke: *still running like mad* f*ck you Itachi-teme!
Hoshiko: Grrrr! *running like a mad woman*

Hidan, Kisame, Kitsune and Deidara: *laughing pile up* HAHAHAHAHA!!
Sasori: *right behind Hosh* Get back here you little shit head!!

Kakuzu, Itachi, Zetsu and Tobi: *joins the laughing pile*
Sasuke: Oh crap oh crap oh crap!
Hoshiko: *leaps on to Sasuke* RAWR!
Sasuke: AHHHH!!!

Hidan, Kisame, Kitsune and Deidara: *pause see them beating up Sasuke and start laughing again* ><
Sasori: *dives on as well* Little Uchiha teme!

Kakuzu, Itachi, Zetsu and Tobi: *still laughing*
*huge dust pile*
Sasuke's voice: HELP ME! NARUTO!!! OROCHIMARU?!?!
Hoshiko's voice: Get back here!
*A lot of crunching and punching noises*

Sasori's voice: Stop squirming and get your foot outta there!
Kitsune: What on earth?
Hidan, Kisame, Deidara: *still laughing*
Orochimaru: *standing right behind Kit* What are you guysss doing to Sssassuke?
Kitsune: Sasori and Hoshiko are going to punch his liver a little more then remove parts of his anatomy......more or less. *looks up* Why do you.......Aahhh!!

Kakuzu, Itachi, Zetsu and Tobi: *stop laughing and stare at Orochimaru*
Sasuke: HELP ME!!!
Hoshiko: GRR!!! I'M NOT A PUPPET!

Deidara: *squeals and dives behind Zetsu*
Hidan: First the pervert now the snake, geat.
Kisame: Should someone get Kit?
Deidara: Go right ahead un.
Sasori: *slamming Sasuke's head against the ground* Apologise bitch!
Orochimaru: *ignoring Sasuke* I train and train him and he still gets his assss handed to him by the Akatsuki, no correction, hiss asss handed to him by a puppeteer and a pink haired chick. The ssshame.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *tries to resist kicking Orochimaru*
Zetsu: *hides Tobi*
Tobi: *is hidden*
Sasuke: AHH! GOMEN! GOMEN-NASIA!!!
Hoshiko: *gets off him* You runing my mood you little twat! *kicks*
Sasuke: Oww!

Deidara: *hiding*
Kisame: .....
Hidan: .....
Kitsune: *shaking like a freakin' leaf* ......Ehehe, hai I guess he's just.....um....
Orochimaru: Can I bite you?
Kitsune: *sweatdrop* Um......Why?
Orochimaru: You have a nice looking neck.
Sasori: *dusting his hands off and fixing his clothes.

Kakuzu: *sweat drop*
Itachi: *snaps and boots Orochimaru in the butt*
Zetsu: Score!
Tobi: Hai!
Hoshiko: *dusts self off* Hmph.
Sasuke: @_@

Orochimaru: *receives ass kick*
Deidara and Kitsune: *dive onto Itachi* ITACHI-KUUN......!!
Kisame: *snerk*
Hidan: Hehehe.
Sasori: Nice shot Itachi. *gives Sasuke another kick*

Kakuzu: Hahaha!
Itachi: *gives peace sign as tackled*
Zetsu: Yosh!
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *hugs Sasori* Come on, let's leave this little girly boy alone... *kicks Sasuke in the groin*
Sasuke: OWCHIEEEE TT__TT

Hidan: ....
Kisame: You're such a pimp Itachi.
Kitsune: *puuurr*
Deidara: *puurr*
Sasori: Okay. *one last kick* Let's see you try and sire any kids now.
Orochimaru: Aw gees, I think you injured something. *limps away* I'll get your neck later fox.
Kitsune: Eep. Why is everyone out for the foxes ne? It's either me or Naruto these days....

Kakuzu: Lucky...
Itachi: *grin*
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *kiss* That felt good ne?
Sasuke: *crawls away*

Hidan: *nods*
Kisame: Hai. ^^
Kitsune: *still huggling*
Deidara: :3
Sasori: *kiss* Hai it was, shame we didn't get a go with Orochimaru though.

Kakuzu: *nods*
Itachi: Okay get off me now.
Zetsu: So...
Tobi: ...?
Hoshiko: :3

Hidan: .....
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: *letting go* Fine, fine.
Deidara: ......*glomps Kisame*
Kisame: GAH!!
Sasori: ^^