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Akatsuki Maddness

By: Hasu
folder Naruto › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 23
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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19.....I'm running out of titles.

The next installation where Deidara is found out to seriously be a bitch, don't worry I still love ya baby, and Hidan gets lucky. *sniff* Sadly no on scene action in that department. *makes note about that* And I try to keep Tobi's mental innocence in tack by nicking Kakuzu's money. Talk about living life on the edge. Enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: *mumbles and walks off*
Itachi: Meh... he is a giant plant... and you're a giant fish.
Zetsu: *snerk*
Tobi: O___O *sweat drop*
Hoshiko: Puuuurrrrrr...

Hidan: ......
Kisame: Point there but sharks are known for being territorial I don't think plants are.
Kitsune: *grin*
Deidara: Get it un?
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: *comes back mumbling*
Itachi: Weeds are...
Zetsu: Are you calling me a weed Itachi?
Itachi: Iie!
Zetsu: Good...
Tobi: *goes over by Zetsu and sits down, shivering*
Zetsu: *pats Tobi*
Hoshiko: :3

Hidan: Better?
Kisame: *sweatdrops*
Kitsune: You okay Tobi?
Deidara: I tried to tel him as gently as possible un.
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: Yeah.
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: What? That you're a submissive bitch?
Tobi: *shivers*
Hoshiko: Why do I get the feeling Deidei came out?

Kakuzu: Yeah.
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: What? That you're a submissive bitch?
Tobi: *shivers*
Hoshiko: Why do I get the feeling Deidei came out?

Hidan: Good. *drinks*
Kisame: ....Did......Did Dei just come out?
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: *deep blush*
Sasori: Nani? He hasn't already?

Kakuzu: Aw Hidan... I didn't know you cared...
Itachi: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
Zetsu: *smirk*
Tobi: *hugs Kitsune*
Hoshiko: We all knew it but he never really said anything...

Hidan: Of corse I do. *drinks*
Kisame: .......*smirk*
Kitsune: *hugs Tobi back* It's alright aunt Kit is here for you.
Deidara: What about me un?
Kitsune: You can wait, Tobi's traumatised.
Deidara: Fair un.
Sasori: I knew when we first were partnered up.

Kakuzu: *smirks*
Itachi: *rolling on the floor laughing*
Zetsu: *grins*
Tobi: *ish trumatised*
Hoshiko: Oh I knew the time we had an arguement and I won... wait no... actually I usually always win... I mean the time we got him to bed for his nail polish...

Hidan: ....
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: *still comforting*
Deidara: *shifts nervously*
Sasori: Yeah.....I've noticed that.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: Hahah...
Zetsu: Aww poor Deidei *hugs* Go get me a Sake.
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Man, that was fun times...

Hidan: ......
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: Do I look like a waitress un? *gets up and goes get some sake anyway*
Sasori: Heh.

Kakuzu: ...
Iatchi: *snerk*
Zetsu: See? He's my bitch.
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: ^^

Hidan: *snerk*
Kisame: *laughing his ass off*
Kitsune: *snickers*
Deidara: ......Shut up un. *gives sake*
Sasori: I worry about Itachi sometimes, especially around Dei. You never know what him.....or Leader-tan......are planning to do to him.

Kakuzu: *snerk*
Itachi: *rolling on the floor laughing*
Zetsu: Shut up and go make me a Sandwhich!
Tobi: Poor Deidara-senpai
Hoshiko: Yeah... *snuggles*

Hidan: *storms over and grabs Dei flipping him over his shoulder* Oi, leave him alone you oversized weed.
Kisame: *gasp*
Kitsune: *gasp*
Deidara: *hanging over Hidan's shoulder* Nani un?
Sasori: ..........Did you just feel Hell freeze over? Or at least a part of it suffer from sever climate change?

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: Oi! I was only joking you barbie girl!
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: *shivers* I have a bad feeling about this...

Hidan: Yeah and I bet you weren't thinking of putting a collar on Dei saying bitch either..........And how the heck do I look like a barbie? Dei looks more like a barbie and Sasori plays with dolls!
Kisame: Oh......He sisn't just call Sasori's puppets dolls.....
Kitsune: *whimper*
Deidara: O.O Un....
Sasori: *twitch* I feel that I was just insulted.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: As long as I don't get insulted there shall be no blood spilt...

Hidan: *after the moment silence* No offence Deidara-chan.
Deidara: Un.
Kisame: *sly sharky grin* I didn't know you cared for our little bomber Hidan.
Hidan: Burn in Hell Kisame.
Kitsune: Aw....it's so sweet. ^^
Sasori: Meh, this movie and company is better.

Kakuzu: *grin* I suppose you've always had feelings for him since that day eh Hidan?
Itachi: What day?
Kakuzu: Oh the day when Deidei dressed as a maid...
Itachi: *snerk*
Zetsu: *snerk*
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Aww cute *purrs*

Hidan: *tense* ..............Nooo............
Kisame: *laughing his ass of again*
Kitsune: Aaaawwww!! So kawaii!! ><
Deidara: *deeeeeep blush*
Sasori: ^^ *huggles*

Kakuzu: *grin*
Itachi: *hands over his mouth trying to hold in the laughter*
Zetsu: *rolling about laughing*
Tobi: ...does that mean Hidan is an Uke too?
Hoshiko: Movies nearly overrrrr~

Hidan: *sigh*
Kisame: *on the floor laughing* XD
Kitsune: Iie Tobi, he would be a seme.
Deidara: *covers face in embarresment*
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! SEME!!!!!!
Itachi: *bursts out laughing*
Zetsu: *rolling around clutching stomach*
Tobi: Oh I see...
Hoshiko: ...I have a feeling Hidan came out too... rather unexpected O__o

Hidan: .....
Kisame: *roflhao*
Kitsune: *whispers what a seme is into Tobi's ear*
Deidara: *still shamed*
Sasori: Hidan? Really? Now that is kinda unexpected.

Kakuzu: *grin*
Itachi: *loling*
Zetsu: *roflhfao*
Tobi: ...Ew Hidan!
Hoshiko: Hai... he's the seme of the pair...

Hidan: .....
Kisame: *crying with laughter*
Kitsune: Actually I'd be more worried about DeiDei. Hidan can be a bit of a sadist.
Deidara: .....
Sasori: That's not surprising.

Kakuzu: Whip it! Whip it good!
Itachi: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
Zetsu: *crying with laughter*
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Iie...

Deidara: Oh for the love of.........
Hidan: ........Jashin.
Deidara: Un.
Kisame: *still crying with laughter*
Kitsune: *trying desperately not to laugh*
Sasori: *nods*

Kakuzu: *grin*
Itachi: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Zetsu: Oh my kami! SAVE ME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!
Tobi: ...whip?
Hoshiko: *sighs happily and snuggles*

Hidan: *walks off*
Deidara: *is carried off* O.O
Kisame: Can't.......*gasp*.......Breath.......
Kitsune: Well you see Tobi, some people have what we call kinks.....*proceeds to explain that to Tobi in front of everyone else.*
Sasori: ^^ *snuggles back*

Kakuzu: Oi Hidan! Don't hurt him when you have your way! We still need him in one piece!
Itachi: *chocking*
Zetsu: *same*
Tobi: O_______O'
Hoshiko: *snuffle* So...

Hidan: *mumbling as he stalks off*
Deidara: *isn't saying anything just blinking*
Kisame: *still laughing while trying to help Itachi*
Kitsune: *rubs Zetsu's back* Do you need a hug Tobi?
Sasori: *grin*

Kakuzu: *grins and helps Itachi and Zetsu*
Itachi: *stops chocking and collapses chuckling*
Zetsu: Ara ara.. I haven't laughed like that in a long time...
Tobi: *hugs Kitsune*
Hoshiko: *smirk*

Hidan: *disappears somewhere*
Deidara: *well he is being carried by Hidan so where do you think he is?*
Kisame: Hehehe...
Kitsune: ^^ *hugs Tobi* It's alright.
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: Well we all know what they're up too.
Itachi: *snerk*
Zetsu: *holds stomach* Please don't...
Tobi: :'(
Hoshiko: Heh...

Kisame: *wipes eyes*
Kitsune: *rubbing Tobi's back* It's alright Tobi, he's proberly worshipping Jashin and repeatedly stabbing himself and Deidara's proberly using his clay to blow Hidan to Hell and back.
Sasori: Puuur.

Kakuzu: OR! They could be-
*Zetsu slaps his hand over his mouth*
Kakuzu: mmmmphpmhmhmhm
Itachi: Thanks Zetsu...
Zetsu: No problem.
Tobi: ):
Hoshiko: *purrrrrrrrrrrs back*

Hidan: *gone*
Deidara: *gone*
Kisame: Let him keep some of his remaining sanity.
Kitsune: Come on Tobi, I'll buy you some cotton candy with Kakuzu's money.
Sasori: *kiss*

Kakuzu: Yeah sure you can buy- WHAT?!?!
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: YAY! COTTEN CANDY! THANKS KAKUZU-SAMA! You're the best! *huggles*
Kakuzu: Uh oh crap... uh... sure Tobi ^^ *to Kitsune* I'll kill you
Hoshiko: :3

Kisame: *snerk*
Kitsune: *sweetly* No you won't Kakuzu. Come on Tobi. *wraps arm around him and leads him away*
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: *mumbles*
Itachi: You got owned.
Zetsu: *grin*
Tobi: Yay! *walks off with Kitsune*
Hoshiko: *someone died* Ooooh...

Hidan and Deidara: ::not here::
Kisame: *laughs*
Kitsune: ^^
Sasori: Lovely.

Kakuzu: *still mumbling*
Itachi: *grins and sits down*
Zetsu: Anyone feel like a picnic?
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: :3

Hidan and Deidara: ::not here::
Kisame: You're so whipped.
Kitsune: *buys cotton candy and pinic with Kakuzu's money*
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: *clenches fists*
Itachi: *grins*
Zetsu: YAY FOOD!
Tobi: *eats his candy* Nummies ^^
Hoshiko: Does this movie ever end?

Hidan and Deidara: ::not here::
Kisame: Ooh....*yells so not to actually disturb them* HOSH-CHAN, SASORI YOU GUYS HUNGRY??!! KAKUZU'S SHOUT!!
Kitsune: *lays out food and such* Yep sure is he's shout, this cost a bundle. ^^
Sasori: Hm, good question.......We could pause it, steal some food then come back if you want.

Kakuzu: My money *starts crying* my beautiful money!
Itachi: Nummies! *sits down*
Zetsu: *Joins*
Tobi: *eats*
Hoshiko: *pauses DVD and runs out, grabs food and runs in again*

Hidan and Deidara: ::not here::
Kisame: *eats* ^^
Kitsune: Oh, Kakuzu come join us. Here, I replaced your money with twice the interest. *holds out four wallets buldging with money* ^^ I got bored waiting in line and killed a few people. Turned it into a express lane didn't I Tobi-kun?
Sasori: Nicely done babe.

Kakuzu: OWO *dives on to the money*
Itachi: *watches Hoshiko then continues eating*
Zetsu: *same*
Tobi: Hai ^^
Hoshiko: *eats and unpauses DVD* ^^

Hidan and Deidara: ::not here::
Kisame: *eats*
Kitsune: Tobi was such a good boy helping me carry everything back too, weren't you? ^^ *pats Kakuzu as he snuggles money*
Sasori: *eats and watches movie*

Kakuzu: Money...
Itachi: *eats*
Zetsu: *has a drink*
Tobi: ^W^ Tobi was a very good boy *eats*
Hoshiko: Mmm.. good stuff.

Hidan and Deidara: ::not here:: *gees they're taking their time*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Hai. That's why I got you a extra big serve of cotton candy. *eats*
Sasori: Yeah, I bet it was expensive too.

Kakuzu: Money...
Itachi: *eats*
Zetsu: *num num nums*
Tobi: Hai! *eats his huge candy floss*
Hoshiko: Meh... it's Kakuzu... *watches the film until it ends* FINALLY!

Hidan and Deidara: ::still not here::
Kisame: Good stuff ne?
Kitsune: :3
Sasori: *points at case* That's why, you got the extended copy koi.

Kakuzu: *enjoying his money*
Itachi: Hai... where'd you get it from Kitsune-chan?
Zetsu: Hai hai!
Tobi: ^W^
Hoshiko: *scratches back of head* I thought it would be fun.

Hidan and Deidara: ::still not here::
Kisame: Hai.
Kitsune: This really nice shop Hosh-chan and I found once, it's kinda expensive but so worth it ne?
Sasori: It was, those extra deaths were a work of art. *hugs*

Kakuzu: *snuggling money*
Itachi: Nice. *to Kakuzu* Stop that you're creeping me out.
Kakuzu: *hisssss*
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: ...*eats*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: ^^ *hugs back*

Hidan and Deidara: ::still not here:: *wtf are they doin.....wait, don't answer that*
Kisame: ....*eats, chokes and shudders* ....That was sushi.... ><
Kitsune: Oh......Gomen nasai Kisame-kun. *takes sushi away*
Sasori: ^^ .......Ooh, raspberries.

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: *pats Kisame* Have some Cranberry juice.
Zetsu: *eats the Sushi*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Ooooh... *steals five from Sasori* Nummies ^^

Hidan and Deidara: ::still not here::
Kisame: Arigato. *drink juice*
Kitsune: *smirks deviantly before giving Kakuzu a kiss on the cheek* ^^
Sasori: I never told anyone this.......except maybe Dei, but I love raspberries. ^^

Kakuzu: O///O
Itachi: I wouldn't do that if I were you Kitsune-chan. You don't know where he's been.
Kakuzu: Shut up Uchiha-teme.
Zetsu: *grins*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Me too!

Hidan and Deidara: ::still not here::
Kisame: Hehe...
Kitsune: *does it again then grins*
Sasori: *sticks tongue out with raspberry on it* Wanna share?

Kakuzu: *pulls tongue out at Itachi*
Itachi: *rolls eyes*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *grins and kisses Sasori*

Hidan and Deidara: ::still not here:: *.....I hope Dei's alright*
Kisame: Haha. *drinks*
Kitsune: ^^
Sasori: *tonsil hockey!* :3

Kakuzu: :3
Itachi: Baka...
Zetsu: *grins*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *What he said >:3*

Hidan and Deidara: ::still not here::
Kisame: Cute. Is that chocolate cake? *drool*
Kitsune: Hai. Want some Kakuzu-kun? *starts cutting cake* Anyone else want some?
Sasori: *hehehe.....^^*

Kakuzu: Mmmm... Chocolate :3
Itachi: I'm allergic to Chocolate...
Zetsu: ...how can you be allergic to Chocolate?!
Itachi: ...
Tobi: Nummies!
Hoshiko: *:3*

Hidan and Deidara: ::again still not here::
Kisame: *takes cake* Mmm, nummies. *eats*
Kitsune: You're weird Itachi-kun. *gives Kakuzu a huge slice of cake* ^^
Sasori: *going for a record ne?*

Kakuzu: *eats cake* Arigato!
Itachi: Well I CAN'T help it if I'm allergic!
Zetsu: B-but what about me? I want some cake too ;o;
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *Hai xD*

Hidan and Deidara: ::again still not here::
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Oh, gomen Zetsu-koi. *cuts big piece for Zetsu* Here koibito.
Sasori: *kukukuk :3*

Kakuzu: Hidan's gonna be so jealous! *eats more cake*
Itachi: Oh yeah that reminds me... *gets up and yells* HIDAN-SEME! DEIDARA-UKE! CAKE!!
Zetsu: Arigato! *dives in to the cake*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *fufufufufu*

Hidan: *storms out from wherever he was* Nani?
Kisame: Oh so you are alive.........ish.....
Kitsune: Where's DeiDei?
Deidara: *comes running out and dives into Kit's arms sniffling* Uuunnn!!
Kitsune: There, there DeiDei-chan. Want some choclate? Come on don't cry. Did he hurt you?
Deidara: Un. Cake first un.
Sasori: *mmmmmmmmm*

Kakuzu: Hey Hidan.
Itachi: *sits down and eats*
Zetsu: ...*eats*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *^^*

Hidan: Hey......oh cake.
Kisame: *eats*
Kitsune: Can you eat strawberries Itachi?
Deidara: *sitting in Kit's lap eating cake happily* ^^
Sasori: *;3*

Kakuzu: ^^
Itachi: Hai...
Zetsu: *eats*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: mmmphphphphphhh *translation: You're enjoying this I see :P*

Hidan: ^^
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Here then. *gives punnet of strawberries to Itachi* *goes back to eating cake*
Deidara: :3 *in mind* cakecakecakecakecakecake!
Sasori: Hnmmhnmnmnhh. *translation: Hai, you bet.*

Kakuzu: So... what were you doing?
Itachi: *takes them* Arigato.
Zetsu: *eating*
Tobi: *very happy*
Hoshiko: mmphhh *Translation: Good*

Hidan: You really want to know?
Kisame: Sooo good.
Kitsune: Nummies :3
Deidara: Hai un. :3
Sasori: mmmmmmgggnfhfjgmgnfngmghhhhmnn. *translation: Yup. :p*

Kakuzu: I wouldn't ask if I didn't baka ¬¬
Itachi: He has a point *nummies*
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Mppmhmhmhhhhmmhmhmhpfpgpmhmhmhh *Trans: Your tongue is soft ^^*

Hidan: We......
Kisame: Yesss....?
Kitsune: *mouthful of chocolate*
Deidara: Iie un....Don't tell them....un...*teary eyes*
Hidan: *sigh* We played Hanafuda.
Sasori: Hhhnnhmmhhhnhnhmm. *translation: Tongues usually are.*

Kakuzu: You sick bastards.
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: Now my mind will be ruined forever!
Tobi: Why Deidara-senpai?! WHY?!?!
Hoshiko: Mmmgphppphpppfffghh *Trans: I wouldn't be so sure. Some people's aren't*

Hidan: *in mind* They fell for that? O.o
Kisame: Oh the horror.
Kitsune: *sweatdrop* *in mind* Bakas.
Deidara: *look of WTF?* Hai, I got InoShikaCho six times as well un.
Sasori: *breaks kiss* Really? How do you know?

Kakuzu: But seriously... what did you do?
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: *grins*
Tobi: Soo... they weren't serious?
Zetsu: Iie...
Tobi: Oh...
Hoshiko: *frowns* are you implying I've never kissed another guy before? And remember truth or dare where I had to kiss Kisame?

Hidan: I'd rather not say.
Kisame: *snicker*
Kitsune: Oh, thank kami.
Deidara: *snuggles cutely into Kit* Don't tell un.
Sasori: Iie, iie. You misunderstand me.........Oh yeah, I remember that....wait Kisame's tongue is dry? I thought it would be scratchy like a cat's or something.

Kakuzu: ...Chicken...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: *eats*
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: I didn't say it was dry... I meant it wasn't soft like yours.

Hidan: *frowns*
Kisame: *makes chicken noises*
Kitsune: *is looking down Dei's shirt*
Deidara: *is looking down his shirt with Kit*
Sasori: Oh, I apologise.

Kakuzu: *joins Kisame*
Itachi: *joins for the sake of it*
Zetsu: *same* ^^
Tobi: *stares down also*
Hoshiko: Your apology is accepted *smooch*

Hidan: *twitch*
Kisame: *still chicken noises*
Kitsune: Dude, check out those bruises.
Deidara: *blush* Hai un.
Sasori: :3 *smooch*

Kakuzu: *continues to make chicken noises*
Itachi: *same*
Zetsu: *dito*
Tobi: How did that happen Deidara-senpai?
Hoshiko: ^^

Hidan: *snap* GAARRHH!! WHAT DO YOU THINK WE DID??!! IN JASHIN'S NAME!!
Kisame: *stops* Dude, you do it in Jashin's name? That's screwed up.
Kitsune: Poor DeiDei-chan. That's a nasty one on your neck.
Deidara: Ha......wait what un? He got my neck un?
Kitsune: Oh yeah, big time. What he do strangle you?
Deidara: *mumbles* More or less.
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: *rolls on the floor laughing*
Itachi: *snerk*
Zetsu: I didn't actually know you could have sex without having sex...
Tobi: O___o those aren't hickies are they?
Hoshiko: *huggles* Let's go see the others.

Hidan: *evil aura*
Kisame: *dying of laughter*
Kitsune: Not all of them Tobi-kun.
Deidara: *gloom*
Sasori: Okay, why not. *picks Hosh up and carries her out*

Kakuzu: *laughing*
Itachi: *snerk*
Zetsu: xD
Tobi: Oh... hey Hoshiko! Hey Sasori!
Hoshiko: Hey Tobi! Ano... Sasori-san? You do realise we're still in towels?

Hidan: *still evil aura*
Kisame: *recovering* Hehe.
Kitsune: Nice outfit Hosh-chan. :3
Deidara: Un.
Sasori: Lucky it's warm then ne? ^^ Eh? What happened to Deidara-chan?

Kakuzu: Hidan-seme and Deidara-uke had angry sex xDDDDD
Itachi: *snerk*
Zetsu: xD
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: ...thanks Kitsune-chan! xD

Hidan: I should strangle you with your own threads Kakuzu.
Kisame: *snickering*
Kitsune: No problem ^^
Deidara: *bright blush*
Sasori: ..............HAHAHAHAHA!! XD

Kakuzu: :3
Itachi: *chuckling*
Zetsu: xD
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Really?! AWWW DEIDARA! *huggle glomps him*

Hidan: .....
Kisame: *wipes tears away* So funny.
Kitsune: Ah! *is glomped along with Dei*
Deidara: Owowowowowowununun! ><
Sasori: Tender ne? *grin*

Kakuzu: xD
Itachi: *grin*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Hehe
Hoshiko: Hahahahaha! Deidara looks like an Eggplant.

Hidan: *sigh*
Kisame: XD
Kitsune: Hehehe, I suppose he does. *in mind* Don't hiss, she doesn't know it's a taboo word to you...
Deidara: *pout*
Sasori: XD *still laughing*

Kakuzu: Hahahaha!
Itachi: *chuckling(
Zetsu: xD
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Ooh Rasberries! *nicks some*

Hidan: *doom*
Kisame: XD
Kitsune: *huggles Dei*
Deidara: *huggles Kit*
Sasori: Oh? Sharies?

Kakuzu: xD
Itachi: *chuckle*
Zetsu: x3
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *sticks out tongue with one on*

Hidan: .....
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: .....
Sasori: *grin* *smooch*

Kakuzu: Dude... get a room.
Itachi: What?
Zetsu: Hoshiko and Sasori...
Itachi: *covers eyes* Not looking.
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko :3

Hidan: ....
Kisame: Gees, guys. *covers eyes*
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: ...ew...
Itachi: Not looking.
Zetsu: :P
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *grins*

Hidan: *smirk*
Kisame: *not looking*
Kitsune: *smirk*
Deidara: Un. *face buried in Kit's chest*
Sasori: :3 Don't know what their problem is.

Kakuzu: Worse than the time I walked in on Hidan... no wait nevermind...
Itachi: *not looking*
Zetsu: Hmm...
Tobi: Bored...
Hoshiko: Hey at least we're not doing it infront of you!

Hidan: Burn in Hell Kakuzu.
Kisame: XD
Kitsune: *rubbings Dei's back*
Deidara: *purring*
Sasori: I remember that, you were trumatised for a few days if I remember correctly. Skipped breakfast too.

Kakuzu: Ewwwww.... hai...
Itachi: Lalalala...
Zetsu: *sinks in to the ground*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Aww poor Kakuzu!

Hidan: I was only mutaliating myself repeatedly.
Kisame: .......Dude.
Kitsune: *humming softly to Dei* ^^
Deidara: *half asleep*
Sasori: I bet. ^^

Kakuzu: No... I can stand that... I'm talking about the paper towel-
Itachi: SHHH!!
Zetsu: D:
Tobi: O__o
Hoshiko: *hides behind Sasori* My towel is falling down...

Hidan: Oh Jashin, you walked in on THAT?
Kisame: Ew dude.
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: *looks over shoulder* You okay? Tie that over like that, and it shouldn't fall down again.

Kakuzu: *shudders*
Itachi: THERE you go again with your big mouth!
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Oh I see. *walks out again*

Hidan: *sigh*
Kisame: That is just so wrong....
Kitsune: I bet you've all done it once before.
Deidara: *face still buried in Kit's chest*
Sasori: *follows*

Kakuzu: ...
Itachi: ...
Zetsu: ...
Tobi: Tobi hasn't! Tobi is a clean boy!
Hoshiko: *gets changed* Hey... we still didn't get to do that thing we were gonna do after the movie.

Hidan: ...
Kisame: ...
Kitsune: Nani? You've never sat alone and played hanafuda solitare before?
Deidara: *snerk*
Sasori: *sideways smirk*

Kakuzu: *grin*
Itachi: *smirk*
Zetsu: *chuckle*
Tobi: What? Stop confusing Tobi! ><
Hoshiko: :3

Hidan: Hehehe...
Kisame: *grin*
Kitsune: ......I can teach you how to do it if you don't know how to Tobi.
Deidara: *laughing into Kit's chest*
Sasori: :3

Kakuzu: *laughing*
Itachi: *smirk*
Zetsu: X'D
Tobi: STOP TEASING TOBI :'( *runs off*
Hoshiko: So...

Hidan: *bursts out laughing*
Kisame: ......
Kitsune: *drops Dei and chases after Tobi* But I was serious Tobi-kun!
Deidara: *now sitting in Zetsu's lap* How'd that happen un?
Sasori: So....*smirk*
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