Akatsuki Maddness

The second installment of our Maddness. Enjoy. =^.^=

Itachi: Yes yes... I'll cook you some up I promise...
Tobi: YAY! You're alive! I thought you died TT__TT
Zetsu: okay I got bored and now I'm back...
Kakuzu: Wow that was amazingly fast Hidan.
Hoshiko: AHH! *gets pushed on floor* Oww TT__TT

Kitsune: Ha! You can't kill a fox that easy Tobi, ask those guys they continue to screw up getting Naruto. *smirk*
Kisame: Yah!........Hold the phone, we just got insulted.
Deidara: Sasori-danna! Sasori-danna! X3
Hidan: I've been practicing.
Sasori: *sweatdrop*

Itachi: You think? *lets go of Kisame* Fetch the fox *points at Kitsune*
Tobi: *huggles* Yay! Wait... no... wait... I'm confused! TT__TT
Hoshiko: *gets up* My bum bum TT__TT Hello Sasori-sama...
Kakuzu: Ah I see...
Zetsu: Why am I still here? V__V

Kisame: *cracking knuckles* My pleasure Itachi-kun.
Kitsune: Awww...........shoot. *sigh...runs*
Hidan: You say that like it's a crime that I practice or something.
Deidara: *squeeee* X3
Kistune: *running past* Because it is Hidan-san!
Sasori: Hello Hoshiko-chan........*looks at Dei* Do you have a crowbar on you?

Kakuzu: *sigh* Maybe not if you use fan-girls.
Hoshiko: *checks pockets* Oh yeah... here! 8hands crowbar*
Tobi: Zetsu-san, why are they running?
Zetsu: *Sigh* Tobi, you're an idiot.
Itachi: Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*cue lightning*
Kakuzu: O...k O___o
Tobi: AHH! LIGHTNING! *hugs Zetsu* TT^TT
Zetsu: For the love of Kami... help my planty soul!

Kistune: *running by* AAAAHHHHH!!!!
Kisame: *swinging sword* Get back here you little demon! I promise it'll only hurt alot.
Sasori: *takes crowbar* Arigato. *starts prying at Deidara*
Deidara: Squeee..........nani? Sasori-danna! Noooo! *falls off* Ow.
Sasori: Hehe.
Hidan: So no problem....How's things with you Kakuzu?

Kakuzu: I'm doing okay. Nothing too interesting happened apart from I killed three people and got 22200000 from it. It's all good. Sake and women!
Zetsu: Get off Tobi!
Tobi: No! I'm scared!
Zetsu: *limps over to Sasori* Can I borrow your crowbar?
Hoshiko: *giggles* Oh dear Sasori-sama, I think you hurt Dei-san.
Itachi: Muahahahaah! *chokes* Ack! Oh dear Kami! Help! *choking noises*

Sasori: Hm? *hands Zetsu crowbar* Here I don't need it anymore.
Deidara: @_@
Kistune: *cornered by Kisame* Crap, crap, crap!
*insert hacking noises of Itachi*
Kitsune: Um.......Kisame-kun, I don't think Uchiha are ment to turn blue like that.
Kisame: *looks* AAAHHH!! ITACHI-KUN!! *runs over and starts hymlick thingy* Breath Itachi-kun! For the love of Kami breath! As crazy as you are I don't wanna get another partner!!
Hidan: Wow. That's alot of money, how much you got left after all the sake and women?

Itachi: AHH! *ish kymlicked* ACK! *coughs out a hairball and looks ashamed* Oh no...
Zetsu: *takes crowbar* Thanks *Starts beating Tobi with it*
Tobi: OW!! @___@
Hoshiko: Err... Zetsu-san... are you sure you're meant to use it like that?
Zetsu: Yes! *more beatings*
Kakuzu: ... 0 TT__TT

Hidan: 0o You spent ALL of it one sake and women?! *frown* I'm disappointed.
Deidara: .............Oi! No one beats on Tobi-san un! *dramatic pause* Except me.
Kisame: Oh ew dude. What the hell have you been doing Itachi?
Kitsune: *praying* Arigato Buddha, Jesus, that other guy, all you bijuu and Yoda.
Sasori: *watching Zetsu* You know if you turn it on the sharp end it'll hurt him more.

Kakuzu: want some Sake? *hands some*
Itachi: Not been licking mtself clean THAT's for sure >__>
Zetsu: ... *turns crowbar over* ehehe... *more beatings with blood*
Tobi: OW! *lets go and runs away* @____@
Hoshiko: Oh dear Dei-san! What are you going to do? :3

Hidan: Yeah, why not. Maybe we won't go further insane ne? *looks at everyone*
Deidara: What am I going to do un? *pulls up sleeves and falls into stance* That's it plant-biatch un! You're going down un!
Kistune: *sitting on rock to watch Dei and Zetsu* This is gonna be good.
Sasori: *pulls out video camera* This has to be put on tape or no one would believe it.
Kisame: Dude, I never said anything about you licking yourself. *silence* Itachi-kun......you don't do you?

Kakuzu: I doubt we'll get crazier than this lot *rolls eyes*
Zetsu: *stops bashing and looks at Deidara* Oh shi- *sinks in to the ground*
Hoshiko: aww poo, he ruined it. Damn you plant boy!
Tobi: Deidara-senpai! My hero! *starry eyes* Squee! *huggles*
Itachi: My fur gets dirty okay?!

Deidara: *getting huggled* Yeah well no one has the right to beat you except me un.........
Hidan: I would be so sure about that, crazier shit has happened.
Kitsune: Aw, that whimp. He's twice the size of Deidara and he runs. I've lost all respect for that plant I might have had.
Kisame: Wtf? You have fur? Since when?!
Sasori: I knew this would happen. *pulls on chakra strings* Back you come Zetsu, you're not getting out of my pay day that easily.

Tobi: Deidara-senpai! *love heart eyes* Squee!
Zetsu: AHHH! NO!!! *gets pulled out of ground* D:
Hoshiko: Muahahaha
Itachi: TT__TT It just... grows... :'(
Kakuzu: True, like that time Hoshiko ate Zetsu... that was weird.
Hoshiko: I can still taste his plantiness TT__TT

Kitsune: *giggling* Plant fishing, that's a new one ne? =^.^=
Sasori: *huff huff* Gees you're heavy Zetsu-san, what you been eating? Baby elephants?
Deidara: *pats Tobi and drags them both over to Zetsu* Now you're gonna get it with.....! *pulls out spraycan of.......* WEEDKILLER UN!!
Kistune: DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN!! *stops* Oh, did I say that out loud?
Hidan: She ate Zetsu? Heh, talk about ironic.
Kisame: Don't you like shave it off or something? Oi, so does that mean your little brother has fur?

Zetsu: Only the small ones... *sees weedkiller* OHMYKAMI NO!!! *lets out a pack of rabid fan girls* HAHA! COUNTER ATTACK!
Tobi: <3
Kakuzu: You're telling me.
Itachi: ... I think so... :/
Hoshiko: DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!! ... Aww crap...

Deidara: *sees fangirl* OHMYSACREDKAMIUN!! *throws Tobi at them* Ha un! Counter counter attack un!
Kistune: *scratching the back of her head* Hehe. That was a little odd wasn't it Hoshiko-chan.
Hidan: ..........I hope Sasori-sama is getting this on tape.
Kisame: You lived with the brat so you should know.
Sasori: *taping Dei and Zetsu with a smirk*

Tobi: AHHH! *is devoured by fangirls*
Zetsu: Damn!
Itachi: What?! YOU THINK I LOOK AT HIM NAKED?!
Hoshiko: Ahh yeah ^^;
Kakuzu: Yeah... will make good money...

Kisame: *sweatdrop* I never said that Itachi-kun. *stares* Oh......you have haven't you? *perverted thoughts*
Kitsune: Oh well it's bound to happen. *shrugs*
Sasori: *laughing his ass off* *continues to tape*
Deidara: *sigh* Guess I better save him un. *throws clay snakes into pile of fangirls* KATSU UN!!
*big nasty bloody explosion happens here*
Hidan: At least half a million.......at least ne?

Itachi: ERGH! THAT'S GROSS! It reminds me of all the SasukexItachi pairings in Fan fictions. Eewwwww *shudders*
Hoshiko: Hai, hai... holy crap! *gets pushed over by explosion* DEIDARA!!!
Tobi: AHHH! *flies through the air and lands on Hidan and Kauzu*
Kakuzu: AHH! Tobi you baka! Get the hell off!!
Zetsu: *sinks in to ground* No more, no more please TT^TT

Kisame: 0.o Yeah.......*swollows heavily* Those are pretty nasty.
Kistune: Weeeee!! *goes flying with Hoshiko and lands on top of her* Omph!
Hidan: Oh sweet merciful crap. TOBI GET THE HELL OFF ME......er.......US!!
Sasori: *looks at mess then at Dei* I hate to say it but.......you're improving Deidara-kun.
Deidara: *sparkly eyed* It was so beautiful. *tackle glomp* SASORI-DANNA!!
Sasori: *sigh* Didn't we just go through this before?

Itachi: Ew, incest TT__TT
Hoshiko: AHH!! GET IT OFF ME!! *push*
Tobi: Ehehe... sorry Kakuzu-san... Hidan-san ^^; *gets up and runs*
Kakuzu: What a dumb ass!
Zetsu: Is it safe yet? *pokes head out of the ground*

Kisame: x-x *has fainted*
Sasori: *pushing at Dei* I did nothing to deserve this yet it always happens, I swear just one more time and I'll freakin' snap! *twitch twitch*
Kistune: Gak! *drags self off Hoshiko* Gomen nasai Hoshiko-chan.
Deidara: *snuggle* X3
Hidan: Little brat better run. *evil grin* Oi, want to hunt him down for sport?

Tobi: NOO! *runs more*
Kakuzu: Yeah what the hell... *runs after Tobi*
Hoshiko: It's okay, I just hope none of the guys saw that... >__>
Zetsu: Okay I think I'm going to just sit here for a while...
Itachi: O__o Kisame? Are you dead? *kicks*

Hidan: Excellent. *gives chase as well while weilding scyth*
Kitsune: Um........Is Zetsu-kun watching us? Or the body parts laying around?
Kisame: ..................*still unconcious*
Deidara: Puuurrrr. X3
Sasori: *sigh* Where's that crowbar? *stalks off with Dei still wrapped around him*

Itachi: Hey Kisame, 90% off hair gel!
Tobi: Kami save me!
Kakuzu: Muahahahaha
Zetsu: HEY GUYS! HOSHIKO AND KITSUNE WERE LAYING ON EACHOTHER :3 *small nosebleed*
Hoshiko: Oh god... V__V
Kakuzu: *skids to a hault* Say what?
Itachi: Lesbian what now?
Tobi: I'm saved

Hidan: *runs into Kakuzu* Jelly wrestling?
Kisame: *waking up quickly* Lesbian 90% gel?
Deidara: *blush*
Sasori: ..............*doooom* I'm in hell.
Kitsune: V__V We're never going to live this down you know.

Hoshiko: Zetsu, when I get you, you'll wish you'd never been born *cracking of knuckles*
Zetsu: *gulps* it was still hot though! *sinks away*
Itachi: Do it again!
Hoshiko: What?! No!
Kakuzu: Please?
Hoshiko: NO!
Tobi: FREE! FREE AT LAST! *runs in to a wall*

Kitsune: Get back here Zetsu-sama! *dives onto Zetsu grabbing him by his leaves and pulling* Aaahh! Help me Hoshiko-chan!!
Kisame: Onegai. *clasps hands*
Hidan: Come on do it. Kakuzu-san will pay you.
Deidara: Hehehe. *giggles like a schoolgirl while still holding onto Sasori*
Sasori: I.......well......*pulls out video camera again* They'll do it or kill Zetsu either way it's all good.

Hoshiko: Aww crap... *dives on to Zetsu and Kitsune*
Zetsu: AHHH! *is yanked out of the ground*
Hoshiko: Eep! *falls down*
Itachi: I'll pay you!
Kakuzu: Hell yeah!
Tobi: Ow...

Kistune: *laying there with arms and legs wrapped around Zetsu* @__@
Deidara: Tobi-san? Are you alright?
Sasori: *filming* This seems to be getting better by the minute.
Kisame: Whoo! Go Zetsu!
Hidan: ..........*turns to Kakuzu and Itachi* Quick! How much do you guys have?!

Hoshiko: WE'RE NOT CHEAP YAH KNOW! *pause* Aww wait... crap...
Kakuzu: All I have is fecking Sake! oh yeah and 3 million in the bank.
Itachi: I got... *searches pockets* a button... and 500!
Zetsu: *blush* Err, this is rather akward.
Hoshiko: I'll say
Tobi: I think I brused my bum bum ;o;

Deidara: *sweatdrop* O....kay. Tobi-kun come here for a second.
Kistune: *still holding onto Zetsu* You think this is awkward you should have been at that party Itachi and Kisame were at last week.
Kisame: I only have............*searches cloak* 600 and pocket lint.
Hidan: You mean you HAD sake. Past tense my friend. *hands him empty sake bottle*
Sasori: I'm so glad I've got this on tape. ^^

Tobi: Okay... *waddles over*
Zetsu: Ergh... don't remind me...
Kakuzu: Damnit...
Itachi: So altogether that's how much?
Hoshiko: Ergh... guys...

Kisame: *counting* 600.......500.......What about Kakuzu's 3 million?
Deidara: *grabs Tobi and bitch slaps him* Baka un! Baka un! Baka un!
Sasori: Free.........Nani? *realises Dei is still holding onto him with his legs* Crap.
Hidan: I think one of them is trying to say something.
Kitsune: Oi Zetsu-kun, remember how Itachi dressed up in that outfit and danced to I feel pretty? X3

Zetsu: Eeeee.... memoriesssss D:
Hoshiko: No, I was just saying "Ergh... guys..." in an annoying way. Not in a questioning way.
Itachi: *counting in head* 3 million and 1100. Hows that Hoshiko?
Hoshiko: You mean you'd blow 3 million and 1100 just to see me and Kitsune lay on eachother?
Kakuzu: Oh no, you'd have to do more than that >:3
Tobi: @__@ Why must I be beaten all the time? *sniff*
Hoshiko: Oh no way.

Kistune: *laughs evily* I have a tape, wanna see it?
Deidara: *pulls Tobi into a hug* Stupid idiot but I care.......who else would let me torture them daily? X3
Sasori: *trying to walk away from Dei and Tobi* This is.......so very shameful.
Hidan: Oh yeah! Take it off!
Kisame: Hai, hai, hai!! ^^
Kitsune: *mumbles* Perverts

Hoshiko: Money first.
Itachi: You mean you'd actually flash?
Hoshiko: For 3 million, hell yeah!
Kakuzu: Need... money... WHERE IS IT?!
Hoshiko: O...k
Zetsu: Noooo! *leaf closes on head so head is not visible* :'(
Tobi: Aww I love you Dei-senpai ^^ <3

Kistune: *screams as she's caught in traps* ZETSU!! OPEN UP!! FORTHELOVEOFSOMETHING!! ><
Kisame: *grabs Kakuzu* Go to the damn bank!!
Sasori: *looking at Dei and Tobi* Oh Kami.
Deidara: Aww......you can be so kawaii un.
Hidan: *makes himself comfortable for the show*

Zetsu: *opens up head and pushes Kitsune away, then closes again. Weeping is heard from inside* Why? WHY?!
Itachi: COME ON! *grabs Kakuzu and Kisame and drags them to the bank*
Kakuzu: AHH ITACHI YOU'RE HURTING ME!
Hoshiko: Oh my god. Kistune can you believe this?
Tobi: :3 <3

Kisame: Itachi-kun I can't breath. *dragged away*
Deidara: *snuggle* X3
Sasori: *weeping much like Zetsu* Kami, naze?
Hidan: Hmm.........I'll wait here okay you three? *shifty eyes*
Kitsune: You know what Hoshiko-chan, I can believe this. Typical perverts.

Hoshiko: I love it X3
*everyone stops and looks at Hoshiko, even Zetsu opens up his leafs to look at her*
Hoshiko: What? I find it extremely hilarious! >_>
*everyone carries on with what they were doing before*
Itachi: WE'RE HERE! *drops Kakuzu and Kisame and runs inside giggling*
Kakuzu: Ouch... *follows Itachi*
Tobi: Deidara loves me! :3

Kitsune: *shrugs* Fair enough. Zetsu-kun, I swear I won't show you that tape if you come out of there. *knocks on leaves*
Deidara: *in mind* Only until he pisses me off again un. ^^
Kisame: Ow. *rubs butt as he follows Itachi*
Sasori: TT__TT *whimper*
Hidan: *cleaning nails with scyth*