Akatsuki Chatroom v2.0

AKATSUKI CHATROOM V2.2

Deidara has logged on
Tobi has logged on

Tobi: SENPAI!! *glomp*
Deidara: *is glomped* Yo un.
Tobi: what's wrong senpai?
Deidara: Just..........tired, the mission and all un.
Tobi: Was Hidan and Kakuzu-sama mean to senpai?
Deidara: ..........

Tobi: ............
Deidara: ...............kinda un.
Tobi: what did they do senpai?
Deidara: nothing un. Nothing important un.
Deidara: What you been up to Tobi un?

Tobi: ........
Tobi They did something, senpai never talks this nice to Tobi.
Deidara: that's not true un.
Tobi: especially after missions. Senpai is always ticked off after a mission.
Deidara: .........only when you're on them un.

Tobi status has changed to away

Deidara: Tobi un?
Deidara: if he's done what I think he's done un.

Sasori has logged on

Deidara: Yo danna un.
Sasori: what's wrong?
Deidara: >.< how does it sound like there's something wrong un?!
Sasori: no idea, just a feeling or something. What happened?
Sasori: Your hand didn't play up or something did it?
Deidara: Iie un.

Sasori: ...........What did they do?
Deidara: Sasori-danna, it was nothing I swear un.
Sasori: Yeah Tobi tells me different.
Deidara: Tobi's there un?
Sasori: yup.
Deidara: It was nothing, Hidan-kun just got cranky because I accidently blew him up un.
Sasori: and?
Deidara: ..............nothin' un.

Kakuzu has logged on

Kakuzu: Hidan threw a fit after I sewed a chunk of his torso and his arm back on.
Deidara: v_v
Sasori: And?
Kakuzu: Give some of the crinkle and I'll tell you.
Deidara: crinkle un?
Kakuzu: money. Dosh, moola, cash. The paper stuff perferrably.
Sasori: get stuffed I can just ask Hidan for free.

Kakuzu: Stingy.
Deidara: lol xD
Sasori: .........so what happened?
Kakuzu: Tch, fine but I don't give out free information on a regular basis.
Sasori: yeah yeah now hurry the f-ck up.

Kakuzu: Shit, you swear almost as much as Hidan at times.
Sasori: *shrug*
Kakuzu: Anyway, he threw a fit and tried to strangle Deidei only to get his throat slit instead.
Sasori: nicely done Dei-chan.
Deidara: ........arigato........I think un.

Kakuzu: yes, I laughed my ass off.
Kakuzu: Anyway as I was saying, after he got over that shock and healed a little he started on Deidara again. You have some shit luck blonde.
Deidara: shut up un.
Sasori: :P
Kakuzu: I'm telling puppet-boy what happened so you shut up.
Sasori: What Hidan do?
Kakuzu: threw a even bigger fit, language and all. Then he pulled his scyth out on Dei-chan and almost cut the poor bastards arm off.
Deidara: I am right here as well Kakuzu un.
Kakuzu: yeah yeah.
Sasori: So Hidan lost it and tried to kill Deidara?
Kakuzu: in so many words? Yeah pretty much.

Tobi has logged off
Kakuzu has logged off

Sasori: Kuso.
Deidara: Nani un?
Sasori: Tobi just stormed past my door, I think he's going after Hidan.
Deidara: ............un?
Deidara: Gah! We need to stop him, Hidan will slaughter him un!

Deidara has logged off
Sasori has logged off

::26 minutes later::

Zetsu has logged on
Pein has logged on

Pein: I swear.........I'm going to go off.
Zetsu: I'm still shocked that Tobi managed to do that to Hidan.
Pein: well yes there is that.
Zetsu: Did you know Tobi could actually fight like that?
Pein: *shrug* Proberly or at least I suspected.
Zetsu: you had no idea.
Pein: ^.^ hehehe.
Pein: Nope.

Zetsu: well I knew he could fight, he just kinda doesn't do it.
Pein: We've noticed.........or at least Deidara has.
Zetsu: if deidara actually bothered to spar with him maybe we would notice then.

Itachi has logged on

Pein: I suppose so.
Zetsu: No supposing, he would I noticed when I had Tobi under my care.
Pein: want him back?
Zetsu: HELL NO!!
Itachi: *snerk*
Itachi: That's cruel. Though Tobi was rather impressive before.
Zetsu: that he was.
Pein: I think Deidara is still in shock that his partner can fight.
Itachi: No, it's the fact that Tobi hunted Hidan down and kicked his ass for him that has Deidara in a sense of shock.

Pein: That could do it.
Zetsu: ............well I'm not allowed to eat him so I couldn't help.
Itachi: Eat Tobi?
Zetsu: Iie, Hidan.
Pein: If you did he proberly wouldn't digest so you'd have a immortal kicking your intestines.

Itachi: ................
Zetsu: ...............
Pein: ................
Itachi: ROFLMAO!!
Zetsu: why did I just image that?
Pein: hehehe

Zetsu has logged off

Pein: hehe, I'm going to see if Hidan's pride is shattered yet.
Itachi: yeah same here.

Pein has logged off
Itachi has logged off

[TBC]