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Akatsuki Chatroom

By: Hasu
folder Naruto › General
Rating: Adult
Chapters: 3
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Akatsuki Chatroom v1.3

AKATSUKI CHATROOM v1.3

Leader has logged on
Kisame has logged on

Leader: Boo.
Kisame: konnichiwa leader-tan
Leader: Well you're no fun.
Kisame: gomen but itachi is being a pain *yawns*
Leader: *snerk* Let me guess, pain in the ass?
Kisame: ...........no............i didnt know you were a pervert
Leader: Meh, we've all got to have hobbies.

Deidara has logged on

Deidara: Ow un.
Deidara: hi un.
Leader: What's with the un online?
Kisame: habit
Deidara: Hai, gomen nasai but it's hard to type with my hand un.
Kisame: how is your hand anyway deidei?
Deidara: Painful un.
Leader: Yeah, oi what was the cause of that explosion last week Dei-chan?
Leader: I kinda wanna know why I have to replace five rooms and a hall because of you.
Kisame: not that it wasnt super entertaining of corse
Leader: Of corse.
Deidara: I didn't mean to do so much damage un. v_v

Sasori has logged on

Deidara: Danna!
Sasori: I thought I told you to rest your hand, what are you doing online?
Deidara: .......I was bored un.
Kisame: kami they sound like a married couple dont they leader-tan?
Leader: I'm not being part of this.
Sasori: Don't make me come over there Kisame or you'll regret it.
Sasori: now Dei-chan. GET OFFLINE!!
Deidara: *pout* no fun un.

Deidara has logged off
Sasori has logged off
Zetsu has logged on

Zetsu: Anyone still on?
Kisame: yeah
Leader: I think Sasori just went to Dei-chan's room.
Zetsu: Don't say that my room's only two doors down.
Leader: How do you think Tobi would feel? He's is right next door.
Kisame: youre both perverts........
Kisame: oh kami hes awake again

Kisame has logged off

Zetsu: Do I want to know?
Leader: Safer for both of us if you don't even ask.
Zetsu: I don't doubt that.
Zetsu: So.......what's up?
Leader: Not much. Do you know why Dei-chan blew up part of the base?
Zetsu: accident?
Leader: Yeah but Dei-chan doesn't make mistakes with his clay......does he?
Zetsu: *sigh* He's injured and he had Tobi helping him.
Leader: That's a yes then.
Leader: That sucks.
Leader: You there?
Zetsu: hai, just noticed that Kisame is such a pussy when it comes to being told off by Itachi.
Leader: I've got to see this.

Leader status changed to away
Tobi has logged on

Tobi: hallo.
Zetsu: Hey Tobi, what's up?
Tobi: It's late and I was sleeping but Itachi started yelling something at Kisame and Senpai is making a lot of noise.
Tobi: do you know what Senpai is doing?
Zetsu: Poberly being forced to go to sleep by Sasori, don't worry about it they'll shut up soon.

Leader status changed to back

Leader: Mwahahaha!! That'll teach those noisey bastards.
Tobi: what did Leader do?
Leader: I turned the hose on Itachi and Kisame.
Zetsu: Kisame is from mist so that proberly didn't bother him.
Leader: It was ice cold water.
Zetsu: Dude, that's just cruel.
Leader: I know :3
Tobi: hehehe, Itachi just went back to his bedroom all wet. He looks like a drowned rat.
Tobi: ......Tobi tired, night night.
Zetsu: Later Tobi.
Leader: Night.

Tobi has logged off

Leader: Gees, I'm tempted to follow.
Zetsu: Yeah. Night.
Leader: Hm.

Zetsu has logged off
Leader has logged off

::3 hours later::

Itachi has logged on
Sasori has logged on

Sasori: What do you want?
Itachi: I think I have a cold.
Sasori: That's all?
Itachi: I'm injured and I have a cold, it's important!
Sasori: For f--k sakes Itachi I was asleep!

Sasori has logged off

Itachi: .........
Itachi: Bastard.

Kisame has logged on

Kisame: hai itachi, i think i have a cold
Itachi: Same, or the flu.
Itachi: Leader-tan really didn't need to do that to us, we weren't really that loud.
Itachi: Dei-chan and Sasori were louder.
Kisame: yeah but we were yelling at one another they werent
Itachi: Blonde slut......
Kisame: er.......itach are you referring to deidei?
Itachi: What other blonde do you know?
Kisame: you need to get back to bed, some sleep and stuff and maybe youll feel better in the morning
Itachi: I doubt.
Kisame: you might and if you dont then you can go off at everyone
Itachi: Whatever.

Itachi has logged off
Hidan has logged on

Kisame: damnit i was just about to log off
Hidan: Go ahead I won't stop you I just heard someone moving around and thought I'd see if anyone was online.
Kisame: ........oh
Kisame what are you doing up?
Hidan: Haven't gone to bed yet, just finished off a ritual and heard noise.
Kisame: fair enough well im going to bed now see you tomorrow
Hidan: Hai, sleep well.
Kisame: i will if itachi doesnt wake me up
Hidan: lol
Hidan: Later.

Kisame has logged off
Hidan has logged off

[End]

Or at least v1 has ended stay tuned for v2 coming to a internet site near you! XD
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