Akatsuki Maddness

MWAHAHAHA.....*cough cough cough* Gees. Anyway another instalement of Akatsuki Maddness......Meh, you know the drill by now. Enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: *cracks knuckles*
Itachi: Now would be a good time to run *runs*
Kakuzu: COME BACK HERE
Zetsu: *looks around* I'm lonely.
Tobi: No no no! You're just choking me!
Hoshiko: That's it. Would you like some candy to calm down?

Hidan: *giving chase* Get back here damnit!
Kisame: *running* Holy crap! Holy crap!
Kitsune: Zetsu-kun! Come help me with these two. *smiling innocently* Onegai.
Deidara: ........Oh, gomen un. *loosens his hold slightly* Better un?
Sasori: Hm. What kind? *sideways glance*

Kakuzu: I'm going to kill you!
Itachi: AHH! WHERE ARE THOSE FAN GIRLS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?!
Zetsu: ... k ^^ *sinks over*
Tobi: Thank you Deidara-senpei.
Hoshiko: Any type of Candy you want.

Hidan: Just accept you're both gonna die! *swinging scyth*
Kisame: AAAAAHHHHH!! *right behid Itachi*
Kitsune: *forcefully sitting Dei down* There, now DeiDei....* crouches down in front of him* What's going on? You've never been worried about what Sasori-danna does before.
Deidara: *sniff sniff* But Sasori-danna is MY Danna un!
Sasori: *looking around making sure no one is listening* You wouldn't happen to have.........Gummy bears would you? :3

Kakuzu: Yeah! *his black thingies are slowly coming out*
Itachi: EEEHHHHHH!!!
Zetsu: Why is Deidara so upset for?
Tobi: There there Senpai! You always have Tobi! Tobi is a good boy! *pats*
Hoshiko: *reachs in coat and pulls out some* Here... *sneaky passing*

Hidan: DIE UCHIHA BITCH!!
Kisame: Oi, I'm here too.
Hidan: Fine. DIE YOU........FISHMAN BITCH!!
Kisame: Okay that was lame. *keeps running*
Kitsune: Apparently he just found out that after a party Hoshiko-chan and Sasori-danna hooked up. I think he's just shocked or something.
Deidara: Hai un. Tobi is a very good boy un. *snuggle*
Sasori: *snerk* You do realise it looks as if we're dealing drugs or something. *takes gummy bears* Hmm. Squishy candy. X3

Kakuzu: Hidan, that was lame...
Itachi: You're telling me...
Kakuzu: SHUT UP AND KEEP RUNNING!
Itachi: Yes master *zoom*
Zetsu: Oh the one with Itachi and Kisame singing along to Love Hina?
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: We could be... if you want some... *shifty eyes*

Hidan: I know I know, I'm so ashamed. V_V
Kisame: *running still*
Kitsune: *laughing* Oh yeah! I totally forgot about that. Hahaha! Remember how IN-key they were? Hahaha!
Deidara: *head buried in Tobi's shoulder*
Sasori: *sweatdrop* Uh.....No thanks, I've already been dead once before remember?

Kakuzu: So you should be
Itachi: *still running*
Zetsu: That was the most terrifying thing I had ever heard...
Tobi: Is Deidara-senpai jealous of Hoshiko-chan?
Hoshiko: *hold hands up innocently* Alright, not that I deal anyway...

Hidan: *sigh* Anyway, as we were before........DIE!!
Kisame: *still running*
Kistune: *nods* Hai. It was quiet frightening.
Deidara: Sasori was my Danna first un. *rubs eyes*
Kistune: Aww.....come here DeiDei-koi. *huggles Dei and Tobi*
Sasori: Well I'm glad to hear that.

Kakuzu: *still chasing*
Itachi: *still running* *trips* FU-
Kakuzu: AHA GOT YOU! *glomp*
Zetsu: I never want to hear that song ever again... so Hoshi and Sasori got up to a bit of hanky panky? I hope they used protection.
Tobi: Yay Tobi likes huggles ^^
Hoshiko: :3

Hidan: MWAHAHAHA!!
Kisame: *stops* Itachi-kun, I told you super long cloaks weren't as good as they seemed. *starts helping him up*
Kistune: Oh I'm sure they did, drunk or no. *snuggles*
Deidara: *ish feeling loved* ^^ Love you both un. Love you too Zetsu-kun un.
Sasori: Hehe. *starts eating gummy bears descritely*

Kakuzu: *tackle dives Kisame and Itachi*
Itachi: AHH HELP!!!
Zetsu: Aww, love you too Dei-chan ^^
Tobi: *sings* Can Tobi feel the love nightttt
Hoshiko: *sweat drops* You know... only I can see you eating those.

Hidan: *dives on top of pile with manic laugh*
Kisame: Aaahh!! Get off! Get off! *floundering....hehe flounder.*
Kistune: Give us a hug Zetsu-kun, we'll make DeiDei fell better. ^^
Deidara: ^^ *squee*
Sasori: *sticks tongue out with gummy bear on it* Jealous?

Kakuzu: No! Get back! *grabs Itachi's leg*
Itachi: Ahhh! *gets pulled back on the floor* HELP!
Zetsu: Aww *huggles all three in one go*
Tobi: Hehe ^^
Hoshiko: *looks around* :3 *grabs gummy bear off of Sasori's tongue with her own* Nope.

Hidan: Stop flopping around like a dying fish damnit Kisame! It's really annoying.
Kisame: NEVA!!
Kistune: *squee* X3
Deidara: Yay un! ^^
Sasori: *ish in state of shock stuck still out* ...............Mah gummie bear.

Kakuzu: Oh my god Irony...
Itachi: Neeee *manages to escape and drags Kisame, pulling Hidan and Kakuzu along too* FREEDOM!
Zetsu: Aww I love you guys.
Tobi: Tobi loves huggles.
Hoshiko: Mm... strawberry...

Hidan: *dragged* Hai, very ironic.
Kisame: *dragged by Itachi* Well this is a odd turn of events.
Kistune: Feel the love baby! ^^
Deidara: ^^ Chee.
Sasori: Oh, you can keep the strawberry ones. *searches bag* Ooh, raspberry.

Kakuzu: *holding on to Kisame's leg*
Itachi: *running very very fast*
Zetsu: :3
Tobi: Aww Kawwii!
Hoshiko: *looks at bag* ... *tackles Sasori and steals the gummy bears*

Hidan: *getting dragged with the rest of them*
Kisame: *singing in his mind as he's dragged* Getting dragged along singing this song, side by side.
Kitsune: *looking through one of Zetsu's leaves* So DeiDei-kun, are you feeling better?
Deidara: X3 *snuggles* Hai un. I'm sorry for going off at Sasori-danna like that un. I don't wish he was still dead un.
Kistune: Aw.....Well I'm not moving from this pile hug so let me just call them over so you can apologise. *pulls out mobile and calls Hoshiko*
Sasori: Gah! Noooes that's my candy! *failing arms and legs*

Kakuzu: I'm bored... *lets go and tumbles backwards* GAH!!
Itachi: RUN RUN RUNNING!!!
Zetsu: *still huggling*
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: One second. *gives bac gummy bears but still sitting on Sasori* Yello? Hai... hai... we're a little busy now, could you come to use? Alright? Bye! *puts down phone and takes back gummy bears* Nyah!

Hidan: *hits cactus* OWW!! SHI--!!
Kisame: Um......Itachi-kun, it seems Kakuzu is bored of chasing us and Hidan hit a cactus. Feel like stopping yet?
Kistune: *hanging up phone* Okay, we need to go over there. *smiling sweetly* Zetsu-kun could you carry us over to them so we don't have to stop huggling? Onegai. *kissy kissy* ^^
Deidara: *snuggle*
Sasori: Who was that? And why are you still sitting on me?

Kakuzu: @____@
Itachi: NO, must keep running!
Zetsu: Okay *waddles over* What are you two doing?
Tobi: Hey Deidara are they doing that thing we said earlier?
Hoshiko: *sweat drop* No, I just want his candy.
Zetsu: Is that what you ladies call it now days?
Hoshiko: *dead panned*

Hidan: *still in cacti* Owwchi.
Kisame: ........Okay, I'm cool then. *crosses arms and continues to get dragged*
Kitsune: Sasori-danna! Hoshiko-chwan! :3 Are those.......GUMMY BEARS!! *ish that candy addict*
Deidara: Iie Tobi-kun, that's called flirting and rough housing un. *holds out arms* Sasori-danna! Gomen nasai!
Sasori: *doom* Get off kudasai. *glares at Dei* ...........
Deidara: *whimper*

Kakuzu: Owwie...
Itachi: *falls down*
Zetsu: ^^;
Tobi: Oh... have you and Kistune had a baby yet?
Hoshiko: *doom* Alright fine... *gets up and folds arms*

Hidan: *yup in the cacti* V_V
Kisame: *lays on the ground* I warned you about wearing the long cloak.
Kitsune: Iie Tobi-kun. *naughty smirk* DeiDei is all hands. *snerk*
Deidara: Gomen nasai, I didn't mean what I said before un. I'm glad you're alive un.
Sasori: *sits up* Hmm. I suppose, I forgive you Deidara-kun.

Kakuzu: *faints*
Itachi: Owwie ;o;
Zetsu: Oh dear Deidara-kun. Everyone is getting up to hanky panky now!
Tobi: Hanky panky spanky wan-
Zetsu: *slaps hand over Tobi's mouth* No more Rhyming now Tobi-kun.
Hoshiko: Psst, Kitsune... want the gummy bears I stole from Sasori? >:3

Hidan: *groan* They're lucky I don't mind pain.
Kisame: Serves you right, you're fault no sympathy. *arms still crossed*
Kistune: :3
Deidara: *whimper* Don't I get a hug un?
Sasori: Tch. Fine. *gets dragged into hug pile up, drags Hoshiko in with him*
Kistune: Hai! Hai! *helps pull Hoshiko into pile hug*

Kakuzu: Zzzzzzz money...
Itachi: Kisame-san it hurts ;o;
Zetsu: *grabs Tobi and jumps in the pile on*
Tobi: Weee!
Hoshiko: ACK! *gets pulled in on top of Sasori*

Hidan: *rolls over and sighs* These are going to take forever to pull out.
Kisame: *standing* Serves yourself right.......Where are you hurt Itachi-kun?
Kitsune: *munching on gummy bears* Want one Zetsu-kun?
Deidara: *squee*
Sasori: *mumbling* What did I do to deserve this? Really, I wasn't such a bad guy. I just did a lot of bad shit that's all.

Kakuzu: Neh... neh neh neh... *puppy dog kick*
Itachi: My knee and my chin TT^TT
Zetsu: Are they real bears?
Tobi: *hugs Deidara*
Hoshiko: Why'd you pull me in for? I mean... I only stole your gummy bears.

Hidan: Neh....neh...neh...*pulling out cactus needles*
Kisame: Oh. *helps Itachi sit up* Let me see. Now will you listen to me about the long cloak? *pulls medi-kit out of his cloak.
Kistune: *sweatdrop* Um iie. They're made of geletine and sugar, they're tasty......er maybe not as tasty as real bears but you might like them. ^^;;
Deidara: *is in the middle of Tobi and Sasori*
Sasori: If I have to suffer so do you. *holds Dei*
Kistune: Heh. Deidara sandwhich un. X3

Kakuzu: *still asleep*
Itachi: Hai TT___TT
Zetsu: Oh... okay ^^
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: *sigh* we always hurt the ones we love most... *punch*

Hidan: *climbs out of cactus and sits down continuing to pluck needles out*
Kisame: *looks at Itachi's chin* You're going to need ice for that, now let me see your knee.
Kitsune: ^^ Okay, open your mouth and I'll toss them in.
Deidara: :3
Sasori: *head snaps forward hitting Deidara who in turn headbuts Tobi, like dominos*

Kakuzu: *snoring... fly goes in to open mouth* GACK! *choaks and wakes up, spitting out fly and killing it*
Itachi: *sniff* Here... *pulls up trousers*
Zetsu: It is open...
Tobi: Ahhh! My head TT^TT
Hoshiko: *elbow's Sasori* Get off me baka!

Hidan: 6,724.....ouch.....6,725....ouch.....
Kisame: *starts to fix up Itachi's cut knee* Okay, this might sting a little.
Kistune: *sweatdrop* Oh, right. Here then Zetsu-koi. *throws candy in his mouth*
Deidara: *rubs head* Owchi, that hurt un.
Sasori: *rolls off Hoshiko taking Dei and Tobi with him* Happy now?

Kakuzu: Dude what happened to you?
Itachi: Owwie, it hurts Kisame-san TT__TT
Zetsu: Nummies :3
Tobi: @___@
Hoshiko: *gets up and brushs self down* Yes. And I bet Dei-san is happy too now you both look like you're a gay couple. Ooh your fan girls will be pleased. *evil smirk*

Hidan: 6,799.....I fell into a cacti patch. Care to help me get the ones out of my back?
Kistune: ^^ Glad you like them.
Deidara: *squee*
Sasori: At least we have fans.
Kistune: Ooh, snap. And you're right Hoshiko-chwan! X3

Kakuzu: Alright... *starts plucking*
Itachi: TT^TT
Zetsu: :3
Tobi: ACK! *is squished* Tobi needs help!
Hoshiko: *snort* Yes, because I really want some crazed girls/boys writting and drawing me having gay relationships with people

Hidan: *starts on his arm*
Kisame: Okay, almost done. Hang in there a little longer Itachi-kun. *puts bandaid on his knee* Yosh, all done. Does that feel better now?
Kitsune: Want anymore? ^^
Deidara: Tobi-kun un! *wiggles off him* Are you alright?
Sasori: Secretly you do don't you? *ebil smirk*

Kakuzu: Jeez man, you look like a hedgehog...
Itachi: *sniff* Arigato Kisame-san
Zetsu: Please :3
Tobi: Hai, a little broken but hai...
Hoshiko: Huh, YOU wish. You should so some interesting fan fictions about you and Deidara, they're very graphic.

Hidan: I do? I feel llike a pin cushion. *keeps plucking*
Kisame: ^^
Kistune: Here. *throws more candy into Zetsu's mouth before eating some*
Deidara: What's broken un?
Sasori: They can't be as bad as the Itachi and Sasuke ones. *shudder*

Kakuzu: *plucks*
Itachi: ^^
Zetsu: Nummies
Tobi: Ribs V__V
Hoshiko: Nah, your ones are basically like watching porn but reading. It's very hot *rolls eyes*

Hidan: *pluck, pluck*
Kisame: *smile*
Kitsune: Aw......poor Tobi-kun. *keeps feeding Zetsu*
Deidara: You know what will make you feel better Tobi un?
Sasori: Oh kami please stop. *shudders*

Kakuzu: Jeez you have loads man *still plucking*
Itachi: Hehe ^^
Zetsu: FEED ME!
Tobi: Candy?
Hoshiko: Oi, Sasoir-sama, want me to read you my favourite one? *evil grin*

Hidan: I know, it's amazing how many there are. It's like I got hit by a rainstorm of senbon needles.
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: *throws rest of candy in* Crap.......
Deidara: Iie un. DANGO UN!!
Kistune: Dango? Oi Zetsu-kun, wanna get some dango? You can eat the vender if you want.
Sasori: *smiles evily* Depends do you want me to tear your heart out and before you die force feed it to you?

Kakuzu: Yeah you got that right...
Itachi: :3
Zetsu: MORE :(
Tobi: Wha?
Hoshiko: I don't have a heart Sasori-sama. Surely you of all people should know this.

Hidan: Meh. *keeps plucking*
Kisame: :3 Hug?
Kitsune: Hai, dango. *points over at dango shop* Then I'll find some more gummy bears okay? ^^
Deidara: Dango un! Trust me Tobi-kun you love it un! *grabs Tobi and Zetsu [who's holding Kit] and drags them over to the dango stand*
Sasori: ..............Right, have to remember that.

Kakuzu: ^^
Itachi: ... okay
Zetsu: *is dragged* :3
Tobi: Hehehe...
Hoshiko: Hn.

Hidan: Yeouch, that one was in deep.
Kisame: *hugs*
Kistune: Yay! Dango here we come! *sits on Zetsu's shoulders singing about dango*
Deidara: We demand dango un! Now or I set him on you un! >< *refering to Zetsu*
Sasori: So.........um. I heard that some of the other were getting dango, wanna join them?

Kakuzu: Sorry.
Itachi: ^^
Zetsu: Dango! Dango!
Tobi: Dango ^^
Hoshiko: Alright...

Hidan: No problem. *pluck*
Kisame: ^^
Kitsune: Hmmm.......Dango. :3
Deidara: *one arm around Tobi, dango in the other hand* YOSH DANGO UN!!
Sasori: *walks over to the dango store*

Kakuzu: *pluck*
Itachi: ^^
Zetsu: DANGO! *eats*
Tobi: Wee *eats*
Hoshiko: Hey guys...

Hidan: *plunk*
Kisame: ^^ If anyone out of the Akatsuki saw us hugging like this we will never hear the end of it.
Kitsune: *waves at Hosh and Sasori her mouth full of dango* Koonmois Hnnmmwa nd sssassshranna. [translation: Konnichiwa Hoshiko-chan and Sasori-danna.]
Deidara: Hey un! *starts on his third dango* ^^
Sasori: *takes dango*

Kakuzu: *pluck*
Itachi: Yeah... let's stop now...
Zetsu: Mmmmpphhh
Tobi: This is soo god, Tobi likes! Would Hoshiko like some?
Hoshiko: I'll pass, I feel like killing something right now *stands on a bug* Muahahaa.

Hidan: *humming* *plunk*
Kisame: Yeah good idea. *lets go*
Kitsune: *swollow* Better be careful Hoshiko-chwan we don't need the whole Aburame clan coming down on us.......again. *smirk*
Deidara: X3 Dango, dango, dango un.
Sasori: Hn.

Kakuzu: *hums too*
Itachi: *lets go too*
Zetsu: *nibbleing*
Tobi: *eats*
Hoshiko: Oh yeah... *shudders*

Hidan: *still doing al that*
Kisame: *cough*
Kitsune: Yeah, last time that happened Hoshiko-chwan needed to see a therapist, until she snapped and killed the bitch that is.......*sigh* Good times.
Deidara: hhhhmmmhmhmhm un. [translated: Ohmykamithisissogood un.] ^^
Sasori: *gets another dango*

Kakuzu: Nearly done.
Itachi: Dango?
Zetsu: Mmhmmm [Trans = Yes]
Tobi: Mhhngmmmmhhh [Trans = Yes]
Hoshiko: Hai. She was an annoying little bitch...

Hidan: Good, they're a little uncomfortable.
Kisame: Hai dango. *stands holds hand out to help Itachi up*
Kitsune: *eating another dango* Haa frot fhe vas. [translation: Hai that she was.]
Deidara: *munch munch munch*
Sasori: I don't doubt it, therapist usually are. Itachi-kun's gone through about a dozen so far.

Kakuzu: All done.
Itachi: Hai. *grabs hand and stands up*
Zetsu: *sits on the floor* Zetsu needs a nap... *sleeps*
Tobi: Hai! Tobi does too! *lays on Zetsu's lap*
Hoshiko: Yeah, I agree with you Sasori-sama. And I've heard about Itachi's adventures with Therapists... not nice...

Hidan: Good.........What are the bastards up to?
Kisame: *walks to dango stand*
Kitsune: *still eating dango* Okay, you sleep I'll hang with DeiDei. *sits beside Dei*
Deidara: *mumbles around dango*
Kitsune: *mumbles back*
Sasori: Did you know I have each session on tape back at the hideout?

Kakuzu: I have no idea *looks around*
Itachi: Oh hey guys...
Zetsu: *snore*
Tobi: *snore*
Hoshiko: No I didn't, you'll have to show me some time.

Hidan: *stands and stretches* Isn't that just typical of them? They always leave us behind.
Kisame: Ooh, dango. *gets dango hands one to Itachi*
Kitsune: Hhhmmhmhm. *eating dango*
Deidara: Hhhmmmhhh. *ditto*
Sasori: We'll make a movie night of it okay.

Kakuzu: Hai... I wonder where they are...
Itachi: Arigato *takes Dango and eats*
Zetsu: *still asleep*
Tobi: *ditto*
Hoshiko: Sounds nice *smile*

Hidan: Is that them? *points*
Kisame: Hmm dango.
Kitsune: Want a bite of my dango DeiDei?
Deidara: I have my own.
Kitsune: *pout*
Deidara: Tch, fine. *bites Kitsune's dango.*
Sasori: *nods* Yup.

Kakuzu: *looks* Dango?
Itachi: Mmm...
Zetsu: *snore*
Tobi: *mumbles*
Hoshiko: Hey guys, me and Sasori-sama are gonna have a movie night watching Itachi freak at the therapists. Wanna come?
Itachi: ... *blush*

Hidan: Did I hear something about Itachi's therapy sessions? And dango?
Kisame: *eyes Itachi* Aw crud.
Kitsune: Hai! Movie night!
Deidara: *mumbles around dango*
Sasori: *sweatdrop* You know he's going to try and kill me now?

Kakuzu: *runs*
Itachi: *eye twitch* where did you get those?
Zetsu: *snort*
Tobi: *whimper*
Hoshiko: Don't worry Sasori-sama, if he tries to hurt you I'll kill him *evil galre*
Itachi: *shivers*

Hidan: *heads over to group*
Kisame: *sighs and eats another dango*
Kitsune: *knocks gently on Zetsu's leaves* Zetsu-kun, do you want to watch Itachi's therapy movies?
Deidara: *pulls Tobi over onto his lap letting Kit wake Zetsu up* There there un.
Sasori: I had one of my puppets up on the wall filming your sessions.