Akatsuki Maddness

This time we only have a short chapter. It's still just as mad though. Enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: Dango! *eats loads*
Itachi: *eye twitch* Clever...
Zetsu: *opens up leaves* Eh? Wha-? Oh sure!
Tobi: Mmm... *purrrrs*
Hoshiko: I'm impressed Sasori-sama, you actually used your brain for once.

Hidan: *looking at dango* You know I'm not sure I actually like these things.
Kisame: *gives Hidan a look* You're kidding right?
Kitsune: Cool, go back to sleep now. *pats Zetsu*
Deidara: ^^ *keeps patting Tobi*
Sasori: *twitch*

Kakuzu: *starts choking* What?!
Itachi: Oh frig! Someone do the Himlique Manuver or what ever the hell it's called!
Zetsu: Okay *closes leaves*
Tobi: *purrrssss*
Hoshiko: *smirk*

Hidan: *stares at Kakuzu choking* Well I just don't see what's so great about them.
Kisame: If I wasn't mortified at you Hidan-san I'd be helping your partner.
Kitsune: Aw gees, are we the only ones that know the lifesaving techniques? *grabs Kakuzu from behind doing the hymlick thingy*
Deidara: ^^ *pats Tobi and eats dango*
Sasori: V_V

Kakuzu: *coughs up Dango* Eww... I'm never eating one of those again...
Itachi: That was close... *nibbles Dango*
Zetsu: *snore*
Tobi: *snores*
Hoshiko: I love you really Sasori-sama *snirk*

Hidan: *nibbles dango* Hm. Still not sure.
Kisame: V_V *shoves dango down Hidan's throat.
Hidan: *chokes*
Kitsune: Not again, Hoshiko-chwan do you have this one?
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: .................I know. *ish still offended*

Kakuzu: Hahahaha!
Itachi: jeez I swear we're like the choking brigade...
Zetsu: *snore*
Tobi: *snore*
Hoshiko: Aww sama! *kisses cheek* Be right back, have to stop Hidan from choking.
*goes up behind Hidan and does the manuver thing really hard*
Kakuzu: Wow, you've got a lot of strength to be lifting Hidan off the ground...
Itachi: Yeah, Hidan's a fat ass!

Hidan: *glares at Itachi before coughing up dango stick minus the dango, spits it at Itachi like senbon needles*
Kisame: Oh gees! Dude, that's nasty!
Deidara: ^^.................Is Tobi-kun drooling on my leg un? It's kinda wet un.
Sasori: ~_^ She did it again, damnit.

Kakuzu: *holds up hands* I said nothing...
Itachi: OW MY ASS!!
Hoshiko: *giggle* You're welcome Hidan-san *walks back to Sasori*
Zetsu: Babies... I want babies... zzzzzzzz
Tobi: *drools more*
Hoshiko: I think he is :/

Hidan: Arigato Hoshiko-chan. *points* Serves you right Itachi!
Kisame: Stop moving Itachi-kun or I won't be able to pull it out.
Kitsune: ^^;; Babies again. *sits on Zetsu's lap*
Deidara: Ewwwww un!! *throws minor hissy fit* Make him stop, make him stop un!
Sasori: *watching Itachi* .........hehe.......HAHAHAHA!!

Kakuzu: Wow, Sasori-san is laughing... something must be wrong oO
Itachi: Ow ow ow ow owwwwww get it out!!!
Zetsu: nummies... *snores*
Tobi: *wakesup* What? Wha-? What did Tobi do?
Hoshiko: Here Tobi *passes tissue* Sasori-sama are you alright?
Tobi: Arigato *mops mouth with it*

Hidan: He's evil Kakuzu-san, or did you forget that?
Kisame: Oh for fu-- *grabs Itachi and flips him over his knee holding him still* Wow, that really was a good shot. *pulls stick out quickly*
Hidan: Arigato Kisame-san.
Kistune: ^^;
Deidara: Tobi-kun, I just had this dry cleaned un. Now there's a wet patch on my leg un.
Sasori: *stops laughing abruptly* Hai, I'm fine.

Kakuzu: Yeah but... Sasori-san never laughs Oo
Itachi: ITAI! ITAI ITAI ITAI!!!!!!!!! HIDAN I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Zetsu: *wakes up* Killing? What?
Tobi: Gomen Deidara-senpai!
Hoshiko: O...kay *to Kitsune* I think my kisses make Sasori-sama go a bit crazy :/

Hidan: You can try like hundreds before you. *unfazed*
Kisame: *still holding Itachi* Calm down, calm down! Kudasai!
Kistune: Yeah, Hidan spat a dango stick into Itachi's butt so now he's going to kill him. *to Hoshiko* Nah, he's always been crazy. Remember how he reacted before when you mentioned that old hag that kicked his ass?
Deidara: *sigh* It's alright un. I'll just wash it when we get back un.
Sasori: *about DeiDei* It's amazing, Dei-chan can be more insane then any of us but you give him dango as he's as placid as a kitten.

Kakuzu: Yeah... good one Itachi...
Itachi: Does that mean... if I cut your body up in to tiny pieces and then blender them together... then smash your skull in and then put that in the blender... you won't die?
Zetsu: Eeehhhh...
Tobi: Tobi likes Deidara-senpai and Dango.
Hoshiko: *to Kitsune* Oh yeah... *to everyone* Guys I'm bored... can we play poker or something?

Hidan: Um.......I'll get back to you on that. *looks at Kakuzu* How well are your skills?
Kisame: ^^;;
Kitsune: YOSH!! STRIP POKER!!
Deidara: Um. Kit-chan, I thought you were really bad at poker.
Kitsune: Oh snap.....
Deidara: *smiling happily* I like Tobi more when I have dango too.
Sasori: Ironically I happen to have a deck of Akatsuki issued cards. *holds up deck the backs of them are black with red clouds*

Kakuzu: Decent...
Itachi: Hn. Fine...
Zetsu: WOO! STRIP!
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Come on then. I'll so totally beat you all in strip poker.
Kakuzu: Oh yeah?
Hoshiko: Hell yeah, you'd all get knocked out if I was reduced to taking off my bra.
Kakuzu: Shut up...

Hidan: Decent? It has to be better then decent, you reattached Deidara-chan's arm.
Kisame: Whoop! Strip poker! *drops Itachi* Though I've only mainly played go fish lately.
Kistune: *ish really bad at poker* Ooh. Akatsuki cards. Lemme see.
Sasori: Here. *hands cards*
Kitsune: *flipping through them* Ooh, lookit they even have pictures of us lot.
Deidara: ^^ Does Tobi know how to play poker un?

Kakuzu: Yeah but I doubt they'll be much of you left to sew after you've been blendered...
Itachi: Hmph.
Zetsu: I like Poker!
Tobi: No, Tobi doesn't like poker...
Hoshiko: Cool.

Hidan: Okay, you have a point there.
Kisame: Let's play!
Kitsune: *holding up card* Oi Hoshiko-chwan! There's one here with you, nice pose.
Deidara: You're not the only one Tobi un. Last time we played I kept loosing un.
Sasori: *snicker* Oh yeah I remember that DeiDei.

Kakuzu: Yeah.
Itachi: Pfft.
Hoshiko: You should see me doing sexy no jutsu xD
Itachi: Sexy no jutsu of a guy?
Hoshiko: No it's basically just me with all my clothes off and smoke surrounding me
Itachi: *nosebleed*
Kakuzu: *puts hands over ears* NOT LISTENING!
Zetsu: Oooh.
Tobi: Aww poor Deidara-senpai.

Hidan: ..............
Kisame: Ooh nice.
Kitsune: Think that's bad Tobi-kun you should see DeiDei do sexy no jutsu, it doesn't change him much. *laughs*
Deidara: SHUDDUP KIT-CHAN UN!! ><
Sasori: ..............*images Hoshiko in sexy no jutsu* .......Hmm.

Kakuzu: Has she stopped?
Itachi: Yep.
Kakuzu: *unblocks ears* Good
Zetsu: Pokerrrrr
Tobi: Tobi thinks Deidara-senpai is very pretty anyway.
Hoshiko: What is it Sasori-sama?

Hidan: Okay, now that we've survived that can we play poker?
Kisame: *drool*
Kitsune: Hai! Poker!.........But I can't play poker Zetsu-kun.
Deidara: *blush* You think I'm pretty un? *hugs* Wuv you Tobi-kun.
Sasori: *evil chuckle* ........... *cough* Nothing.

Kakuzu: Hai.
Itachi: *closes Kisame's mouth*
Zetsu: Well, you can play with me then. Me and you will be a team!
Tobi: Of course! ^^
Hoshiko: No seriously... what?

Hidan: Cool. Who's has the cards?
Kisame: *grin* Arigato.
Kitsune: Yosh. ^^
Deidara: *squeegles*
Sasori: *raising hands* No seriously it was nothing ^^;;

Kakuzu: I think Kitsune has them...
Itachi: You're welcome...
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Hehe.
Hoshiko: Sasori-samaaaaaaa what was it? *cute smile and puppy dog eyes*

Hidan: Oh, is she playing?
Kisame: ^^
Kistune: Let's play!
Deidara: Wanna be a team as well Tobi-kun?
Sasori: ...........*perverted thoughts* Nothing. Let's play. *hurries off*

Kakuzu: With Zetsu. oi Hidan, wanna work as a team?
Itachi: Come on then Kisame...
Zetsu: Yeah!
Tobi: Okay Deidara-senpai.
Hoshiko: Sasori-samaaaa? What was it? *follows* You wouldn't be thinking dirty thoughts about lil' old me would you? *puts finger on lip*

Hidan: Sure.
Kisame: Coming. *follows Itachi*
Kitsune: *shuffling cards* Yooossh! Who's playing?!
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: NO!! *hurries faster and sits beside Dei and Tobi*