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Akatsuki Maddness

By: Hasu
folder Naruto › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 23
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Jan-ken-po Strip......WTF?!

That's right, yet another chapter of this.....wonderful....thing. Seriously I'm not sure what the heck to call it but anyway. Enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: *grin* Just watch...
Itachi: Ready, one two three paper.
Zetsu: :3
Tobi: :-)
Hoshiko: Paper! *pauses and grins* Haha, I win.

Hidan: *watches*
Kisame: Paper...........hm.
Kitsune: Again. Jan-ken-po! Rock.
Deidara: Paper.
Kitsune: *twitch* You're good. *takes off other sandle*
Sasori: Crap. *takes off hitae-ate*

Kakuzu: *watches*
Itachi: ... one two three rock
Zetsu: :3
Tobi: Aww poor Kit!
Hoshiko: One two three scissors!

Hidan: *still watching*
Kisame: Rock........um, Itachi you're using you Sharigan aren't you?
Deidara: Jan-ken-po un! Scissors un.
Kitsune: Rock! Hahahaha! I win!
Deidara: Un. *takes off hitae-ate*
Sasori: Ready? One, two, three......Papaer.

Kakuzu: Hn.
Itachi: No... see? *eyes are black* One two three Scissors.
Zetsu: Well done Kit!
Tobi: Hehe ^^
Hoshiko: I win. Off with your clothes.

Hidan: ....
Kisame: Paper.......wait what? Aw man. *takes off sword*
Kitsune: Ready? Jan-ken-po! Rock!
Deidara: Paper un. ^^
Kistune: *gloom* Tch, fine. *takes off glove*
Sasori: .....*takes off sandle*

Kakuzu: ... wanna play I spy?
Itachi: *grin* One two three Rock
Zetsu: You're good Deidara
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: One two three Paper!

Hidan: Sure why not. You go first.
Kisame: Rock. Hm....again?
Deidara: Jan-ken-po un. Scissor un.
Kitsune: Paper............SONOFABITCH!! >< *takes off other glove*
Sasori: Scissors. Yes finally!

Kakuzu: I spy with my little eye... something beginning with C!
Itachi: ... one two three paper
Zetsu: :3
Tobi: :3
Hoshiko: ... poo... *takes of sandal*

Hidan: ........Cards?
Kisame: Scissors. YES!!
Deidara: Jan-ken-po un. Rock un.
Kitsune: Scissors...........You have got to be kidding me? *looks around, takes off kunai pouch*
Sasori: ^^ One, two, three. Rock.

Kakuzu: No.
Itachi: Damn... *takes of Hitae-ate*
Zetsu: Hahaaaa
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: One two three Scissors! DAMN! *takes off sandal*

Hidan: Oh, starting with C huh? Candy?
Kisame: Haha. Ready? One, two, three.....Paper.
Deidara: Jan-ken-po un. Rock un.
Kistune: Paper. Ha!
Deidara: Uuunn! >< *takes off cloak*
Sasori: Haha! One, two, three. Scissors.

Kakuzu: No ^^
Itachi: Paper... I hate this game...
Zetsu: Haha!
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Rock!

Hidan: .........Cloak?
Kisame: ^^;;
Kitsune: Jan-ken-po. Rock.
Deidara: Paper un.
Kitsune: Mother fuc---grr. *turns around and takes of cloak putting hitae-ate around chest* Knew this would happen. Hoshiko-chan, next time we do washing can we please make it a day when we're not hanging out with these guys?
Sasori: Damnit. *takes off other sandle*

Kakuzu: Poo...
Itachi: I give up...
Zetsu: Aww Itachi! You're no fun!
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: *to Kitsune* Hai. One two three Paper!

Hidan: Oh, that was right? Let's see.......I spy with my little eye, something beginning with K.
Kisame: Aw......Fine.
Deidara: Jan-ken-po un. Scissors.
Kitsune: Paper. *glares and looks down* This is so humiliating. *takes off pants*
Sasori: Scissors. Wow, same as DeiDei.

Kakuzu: Kakuzu?
Itachi: *sigh* You want to carry on?
Zetsu: Ooh very sexy Kitsune *grin*
Tobi: Hehe... *falls asleep*
Hoshiko: ... poo... *takes off cloak* *On her torso she wears a black fishnet tank top with her hitae-ate wrapped around over the top and over her chest, hiding her breasts. She also wears a pair of black hot pants with a fishnet miniskirt over the top of that with Akatsuki clouds on them. She also has her kunai pouch and other shuriken poach on her leg*

Hidan: Nope.
Kisame: Nah, I'm good. *points at Kit in underware, hitae-ate and kneehigh socks*
Kitsune: How did you end up with more clothes then me Hoshiko-chan? *hands on hips*
Deidara: Ready un? Come on KitKit un. Jan-ken-po. Paper.
Kitsune: Rock..........oh no. T_T *takes off sock*
Sasori: Damn, this is going to take forever. One, two, three. Scissors.

Kakuzu: Kisame?
Itachi: Huh? *smirk*
Zetsu: *giggle*
Tobi: *snore*
Hoshiko: You're kidding right? One two three Paper! Poo... *takes off pouch*

Hidan: Nope.
Kisame: Eh? Oh, eye spy.
Deidara: Jan-ken-po un. Paper.
Kitsune: Scissors. BOOYA!!
Deidara: Crap un. *takes off clay pouch*
Sasori: One, two, three. Rock.

Kakuzu: Kitsun- woah! *stares at Kit*
Itachi: *smirk*
Zetsu: Hehehee
Tobi: *snore*
Hoshiko: Paper!

Hidan: ^^ Yup.
Kisame: *smirk*
Kitsune: Is Tobi-kun asleep?
Deidara: Don't change the subject un. Jan-ken-po un. Paper.
Kitsune: Rock.......NO!! *sigh, takes off other sock*
Sasori: Crud. *takes off scrolls*

Kakuzu: *stare*
Itachi: *sits down*
Zetsu: Hai *pats Tobi*
Tobi: Nn... *snores*
Hoshiko: *grin* One two three Rock!

Hidan: *leans against variously placed tree*
Kisame: *makes self comfortable*
Deidara: Jan-ken-po un. Scissors.
Kistune: Rock.....yesssss.
Deidara: *takes off sandle*
Sasori: Paper. ^^

Kakuzu: *stare*
Itachi: Oi Kakuzu could you at least blink?
Zetsu: Aww bless him.
Tobi: Puuuurrr
Hoshiko: ... *takes off other poach* One two three Rock.

Hidan: ....
Kisame: Hahaha!
Deidara: Aw Tobi-kun so kawaii un. Jan-ken-po, rock un.
Kitsune: Paper. Yes, two in a row!
Deidara: *takes off other sandle*
Sasori: Paper. ^^ You're easy.

Kakuzu: No...
Itachi: Creep...
Zetsu: Hahaa!
Tobi: *wakes up* BOOBS!
Hoshiko: *fluster* Damn you. *off with see through skirt* One two three...

Hidan: He does the same thing if you hold money infront of him too.
Kisame: .....
Deidara: One, two, three un. Paper.
Kistune: Scissors. ^^
Deidara: Un. *takes off hitae-ate*
Sasori: Rock.

Kakuzu: Shut up.
Itachi: *holds up money*
Kakuzu: No... must not look...
Zetsu: xD
Tobi: *sigh*
Hoshiko: Paper. HA!

Hidan: *smirk* Told you so.
Kisame: *laughing his ass off*
Kitsune: Jan-ken-pooo! Scissors.
Deidara: Rock.
Kitsune: *jaw drop* NOOOO!! *takes off hitae-ate sadly and tries to cover self with arm* T_T
Sasori: ......*takes off cloak*

Kakuzu: *jaw drop*
Itachi: Nice Kitsune!
Zetsu: *nose bleed*
Tobi: ...
Hoshiko: Ooh sexy :p one two three PAPER!

Hidan: 0.0 Wow.
Kisame: *drooooool*
Deidara: ^^ Ready, steady, go un. Paper.
Kitsune: Roc..........*hands up* Nonononono!! ><
Sasori: Scissors.

Kakuzu: Oh my god... TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF!
Itachi: *smirk* You're not very good are you Kit?
Zetsu: *takes off cloak and runs up to Kit sheilding her* Bad Kakuzu! Bad!
Kakuzu: *whimper*
Tobi: Oh wow.
Hoshiko: I think we need a distraction. *puts hands together* Oiroke no Jutsu (Sexy Technique)!!! *puff of smoke*
Kakuzu: What? What did she just do?
Itachi: Is that...?
Zetsu: Did she just...?
*smoke clears*
Hoshiko: Hello boys *wink*
Kakuzu: WOAH! *nosebleed*
Itachi: Holy kami!
Zetsu: *drops cloak and holds nose*
Tobi: ...

Hidan: *staring at Hoshiko* Okay, wow.........*turns back to Kit* Take it off!
Kisame: *sticks tissuse up nose*
Kitsune: Noooooo........I refuse to take my last pair of clothing off.
Deidara: ........You lost, you have too un.
Kitsune: Fine. *drops them and dives behind Deidara* T_T
Sasori: *looking between both girls* I'm going to get whip lash at this rate.

Hoshiko: Kit! Kit! *runs over* LET'S GO STREAKING! *grabs wrist and runs about*
Kakuzu: *sticks plugs up nose*
Itachi: Oh my wow
Zetsu: :0
Tobi: My stomach feels funny...

Hidan: 0.0 .......is anyone recording this?
Sasori: Whoops. *pulls out camera* I am now.
Kisame: *stares* *shoves more tissues up nose*
Deidara: You're stomach un? *looks down at Tobi* Why is your stomach feeling funny un?
Kistune: *STREAKING!!* XP

Kakuzu: Holy crap I'd give all my money for this...
Itachi: Oh my wow.
Zetsu: Are you sure it's your stomach?
Tobi: Hai...
Hoshiko: *runs up to Sasori and puts arms around waist* Kon-nichiwa Sasori-sama. This reminds me of the time when Itachi and Kisame sang Love Hina *wink*

Hidan: *tilts head at Kit*
Kisame: *whispers* Oh crap, she mentioned the Love Hina time again.
Kitsune: *glares at Hidan* Nani?
Hidan: Nothing.
Kitsune: You said that rather quick. *smiles at Kakuzu befor slinking off and hanging off him* Just how much money would that be?
Deidara: Maybe he got a stomach ache from all the stuff he ate un. *crouches down beside Tobi* Show DeiDei where it feels funny un.
Sasori: V_V Oh Kami.

Kakuzu: *corks pop out of nose* have it all! *hands loads of money*
Itachi: Shiiitttt...
Tobi: Errr... no.
Zetsu: Does Tobi have a hard on?
Tobi: What's that?
Zetsu: *sweat drop*
Hoshiko: *licks face* You're no fun. *walks over and hangs on Kakuzu* I want money too!
Kakuzu: Have it! Have it all! I don't want it! *throws money about*

Hidan: I've never seen Kakazu-kun like this before.
Kisame: *watching the girls*
Kistune: Aw.......you're so kind Kakazu-koi. *puurs seductively*
Deidara: Actually un. I forgot to mention what that was to him un. *stares at Tobi* Uuunn......*whispers what hardons are in Tobi's ear*
Sasori: *continues to video tape* No one is gonna believe Kakazu threw money away over women........well they might. *shrugs*

Kakuzu: Dude. I'm getting hugged by two hot naked chicks. OF COURSE I'M THROWING MONEY AWAY!
Itachi: He's got a point.
Tobi: Erm... *thinks* No I don't think it's that.
Zetsu: Don't worry if you have, I'm sure most of us do right now.
Hoshiko: *smooch* Arigato Kakuzu-samaaaa

Hidan: A very good point.
Kisame: *droooool*
Kitsune: *smooch at same time as Hosh* ^^ *in mind* They're lucky we didn't go skiiing like they wanted.
Deidara: You sure un? There's no shame in it un.
Sasori: *grabs Dei and Tobi facing them towards the women* Tell me THAT doesn't stir up something.

Kakuzu: I know I am.
Hoshiko: That's kind of gross.
Kakuzu: Can you blame me?
Hoshiko: *thinks* No.
Zetsu: Hai, good point Sasori-san.
Tobi: I think it's rather degrading actually, poor Hoshiko and Kitsune.
Hoshiko: Aww Tobi-kun is so sweet! *glomps and nuzzles*

Hidan: ....
Kisame: *drool*
Kitsune: Tobi-kun so kawaii. *dives onto Dei seeing Hosh got Tobi*
Deidara: .......Seriously it's not stirring up anything un. *pulls worried face while Kit snuggles him*
Kitsune: Don't worry DeiDei, I still love you.
Sasori: *palm to face* Why do those two NOT surprise me? *looks up at sky* Seriously, I only just met Tobi and he doesn't surprise me. What is up with that?

Kakuzu: Hai...
Itachi: It's because you're gay Deidara.
Zetsu: hohmykami!
Tobi: Ano... what is gay?
Hoshiko: *whispers in ear*
Tobi: Oh... well then Deidara-senpai is definatly gay.
Hoshiko: *grin* *transformes back and put clothes on* Hey Sasori, don't be hating what you ain't dating *sticks tongue out*

Hidan: *stares at Zetsu* I wonder if plants can faint.
Kisame: Who knows.
Kitsune: Zetsu-kuuun.......*smooch*
Deidara: T_T But I'm not un. *cute pout*
Sasori: Hate to tell you this but yes, yes you are.
Deidara: *teary eyed* But why would you say that un?
Sasori: *looks sideways at Itachi* Well.......

Kakuzu: I wonder if plants can get hard ons.
Itachi: Do you want to die Pinocchio?
Zetsu: *blush*
Tobi: Haha, Pinocchio...
Hoshiko: *bursts out laughing* PINOCCHIO! HAHAHA!

Hidan: ....Hm, good though.
Kisame: Pinnochio. *laughs*
Kistune: Aw, poor Sasori-danna. *pauses then grins* Zetsu-koi....is that a vine or are you happy to see me?
Hidan: 0o I think that just answered your question Kakazu.
Deidara: Oh boy un. *scampers over to Tobi* He shouldn't of said that un. *ish scared*
Sasori: Pinnochi.....o? You dare call me THAT??!! *glares at Itachi* You are so going down Uchiha-bitch.

Kakuzu: Oh kami...
Itachi: Hm? *stands up* You sure you want to try it? Because I'll kick your tight wooden ass.
Zetsu: Mmmppphhhhh Vine...
Tobi: *pats* it's okay Deidara-senpai.
Hoshiko: Uhoh... *snirk* Oh come on Sasori it was just a joke *bursts out laughing again*

Hidan: .....
Kisame: *stands with a sigh* This again.
Kistune: Aww.......you can tell me Zetsu-koi. *sly grin* Or is that what you call it these days? *ish evil*
Deidara: *dives in front of Sasori trying to hold him back* Uuunn!! Iie un! Iie un! It's not worth it un! Onegai un! You're not made of wood anymore un!! T_T *whimpers* Don't die again onegai......
Sasori: *freezes* DeiDei? *stares at him then looks away* Tch, fine. But not because you're crying got it?
Deidara: Hai un. *hugs*

Kakuzu: Hahahahahaha!
Itachi: God, get an effing room you two. You might aswell just shag each other right here and now.
Zetsu: Evil... *mumbles*
Tobi: *sweat drop*
Hoshiko: *snirk* Stop it Itachi... *laughs more*

Hidan: You really can't blame him, have you ever been stuck with Dei's teary eyed look before?
Kisame: Once, that party last month when Itachi tied his hands above his head and......*cough* Well, you know what happened. We were all kinda wasted.
Hidan: ......Oh yeah, that.
Kistune: *purring with a grin* You got that right my cannibal-koi.
Deidara: :3 *snuggles*
Sasori: Oh shut up you lot, why don't you tease Itachi about his fetish with dressing DeiDei up in maid's outfits?
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