Akatsuki Maddness

I......can't think of anything to say expect just. Enjoy. =^.^=

Kakuzu: Jesus christ... if Deidara does that to me one more time I might have to shoot him...
Itachi: Oh yeah? But what about the girl's fetish with underware?
Hoshiko: It makes us feel sexy okay?! Sometimes a girl needs to feel good about herself when she hangs around with you gay boys who don't even take a second glance! TT^TT
Tobi: Aww poor Hoshiko! *huggles*
Zetsu: *blush*

Hidan: .....
Kisame: *the shame*
Kistune: *is still hanging naked off Zetsu*
Deidara: *holds out hand at Kakuzu his handmouth sticks it's tongue out at him*
Sasori: .....

Kakuzu: *shudders*
Itachi: *looks around*
*tumble weed goes by*
Hoshiko: ... you guys suck... *Sits down in a huff*
Tobi: Nnn?
Hoshiko: Apart from Tobi
Tobi: ^^
Zetsu: Do you mind putting your clothes on now?

Hidan: *watches tumble weed* Does this mean we're in Rock country?
Kisame: You don't know what country we're in.
Hidan: Do you?
Kisame: *goes quiet*
Kitsune: I'd love to but I'm in a perfect spot on your leaves that they can't really see anything. Hand me my cloak? ^^
Deidara: *tongue goes back in and he turns his hand around to toss Kakuzu the bird* Heh, multi talented un.
Sasori: ^^

Kakuzu: Oooh birdy!
Itachi: Who cares?
Zetsu: *tries to grab cloak but arms don't reach* Nnnghhh!
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: I'm surrounded by retards... I'm going for some sake...

Hidan: Well it kind of matters, what if a bunch of hunter-nin pop up?
Kisame: Like Itachi said, who cares?
Hidan: You will if they turn out to be those ones that do the ground whirlpool thing.
Kistune: .......Tobi-kun could you please pass my cloak, so I can get dressed? ^^
Deidara: *yes it's a clay bird, what you think he was giving him the finger* Hehe.
Sasori: .....
*bird lands on Kakuzu and a loud Katsu un. can be heard around the area followed by a explosion*
Sasori: That's got to hurt.

Kakuzu: @__@
Itachi: Hoshiko'll beat 'em up.... Hoshiko? Oi! Hoshiko?!
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy *fetches cloak*
Zetsu: ^^'
Hoshiko: *in a bar elsewhere getting drunk* Then I shed to dem.... F*KK YOOOUU BUUDY!

Hidan: *pokes Kakuzu* You okay?
Kisame: She's gone. *looking around*
Kitsune: Arigato Tobi-kun. *puts cloak on then lets go of Zetsu so she can dress*
Deidara: Hoshiko-chan left un?
Sasori: She said she wanted sake.
Kitsune: *fully dressed* Wait for me Hosh-chwan! *runs past dragging Tobi and Zetsu* To the bar! ><

Kakuzu: @___@
Itachi: ... I want some Sake... *follows*
Zetsu: *is dragged* Ahhh!
Tobi: *is dragged* Weee!
Hoshiko: My Hoshiko senses are tingling... oh god they're not following me are they?

Hidan: *sits down beside Kakuzu*
Kisame: *follows Itachi*
Kitsune: *opens door of a bar* Hosh? Nope. *slams door and rushes to another* Hosh? Nope. *this goes on for a few minutes.* Screw it, sake is sake. *opens door spots Hosh and glomps her while still holding Tobi and Zetsu* Hoshiko-chwan!! ^^
Deidara: *holding Sasori's hand as they follow*
Sasori: Um....DeiDei, you hand is licking my palm.
Deidara: It means he likes you Sasori-danna un.

Hoshiko: *doom* Oh look it's the gay brigade. GAY RIGHTS FOR GAYS! *is drunk out of skull*
Kakuzu: @___@
Itachi: Well that wasn't very nice Hoshiko.
Zetsu: ^^'
Tobi: What's Sake?
Hoshiko: *even more doom*

Hidan: *still sitting only now has started to poke Kakuzu with a pointed stick*
Kisame: Maybe she was talking about those two. *points over should at Dei and Sasori*
Kitsune: Sake! *skulls the bottle and promtely falls off her stool*
Kisame: You okay?
Kitsune: *climbs back up* Sake! A bigger bottle! Now! *the barman runs around quickly getting her sake* Arigato. Cheers Hosh.
Deidara: She shouldn't drink it that fast un.
Sasori: Seriously Dei I think your hand is pashing mine. *holds up hand* And there's drool.

Hoshiko: CHEERS! *drinks more and starts to sing YMCA*
Itachi: Tch. Very mature Hoshiko.
Zetsu: *takes a picture of Deidara and Sasori holding hands* Blackmail...
Tobi: Hoshiko is scaring me D:

Kitune: Aw poor Tobi-kun. Come here. *sits him on stool and hands him a cup of sake* Drink up.
Kisame: This is going to end like everything else we do.
Deidara: Tears un?
Kisame: No, in total slaughter.
Deidara: ^^
Sasori: Zetsu-kun if you don't want me to get the weed-wacker you'll give me that photo. *ish still holding Dei's hand.*

Hoshiko: Touch Zetsu-san and I'll *hic* stick your head *hic* where the sun don't shine...
Zetsu: You ain't getting nothing Sasori-san.
Tobi: What is it?
Itachi: *sighs and drinks Sake*
Kakuzu: @___@

Hidan: Hn. *checks pulse*
Kisame: *finds seat and drinks sake*
Kitsune: It's sake, now just drink it. *orders another bottle*
Deidara: *drags Sasori to a seat next to Tobi and sits*
Sasori: Sake and lots of it.

Kakuzu: Oww...
Itachi: *sits with Kisame and drinks*
Tobi: ... *drinks*
Zetsu: Sake and plants don't go...
Hoshiko: I hate men... *hics and sits beside Itachi* You're pretty...
Itachi: Thanks. ^^;

Hidan: Hn. For a second there I thought Deidara managed to actually kill you.
Kisame: *drinks*
Kitsune: *pats Tobi on the back* That's a boy! Here have another.
Deidara: Um, Kit-chan un. I don't think you should give him too many, it's proberly the first time he's drank.
Kistune: Shuddup and drink.
Sasori: *looks at his slobbered hand* That's just nasty, towel kudasai.

Kakuzu: Nahh... were is that little freak?
Hoshiko: *purrrrss*
Itachi: Hn. *drinks*
Hoshiko: Why don't I have a boyfriend? *crys*
Itachi: Oh jeeze, don't cry Hoshiko.
Tobi: Ew, Sake is gross...
Zetsu: Don't drink Tobi, it's bad for the soul.

Hidan: They went drinking.
Kisame: *hand to face and shakes head* Everytime she drinks too much sake.
Kitsune: *holds up a bottle of sake* Zetsu-kun don't make me force you to drink this whole bottle, I'd hate to do that but you know I will if I have to.
Deidara: It does taste funny un. Just pass yours to me she won't notice in about five minutes un.
Sasori: *wiping his hand clean* Seriously gross.

Kakuzu: Bastards.
Hoshiko: Screw youu *hic* *gets up and stumbles out* Kakuzu!
Kakuzu: Oh jeeze... hi Hoshiko
Hoshiko: Hi *faints*
Kakuzu: *catches* Everythime...
Itachi: She's gonna end up killing herself one day.
Zetsu: No Kitsune.
Tobi: *slips Deidara Sake*

Hidan: *stares at Hosh and sweatdrops* Everytime...
Kisame: We're not that lucky, she'll proberly outlive all of us.
Kitsune: *hugs Zetsu* I wouldn't do such a thing, it's too cruel. *slides down Zetsu to the floor* Um....A little help?
Deidara: *drinks sake*
Sasori: *looks down at Kit* Everytime...

Kakuzu: *puts Hoshiko on the floor* Sheesh...
Hoshiko: *sleeps*
Itachi: Probably...
Zetsu: *sigh* Come on you... *pulls Kit up*
Tobi: Ewwy...

Hidan: *sits down with a yawn*
Kisame: .....
Kitsune: ^^ Arigato.
Deidara: Wow, this stuff is strong un. *takes another drink*
Sasori: Oh for Kami's sake! Deidara no! Remember what happened last time? *tries to take sake off Dei*
Deidara: Iie un! I promise it won't happen this time un.
Sasori: You said that last time too.

Kakuzu: Well it's better if we stay Sober...
Hoshiko: *sleeps*
Zetsu: You're welcome.
Itachi: ... *drinks*
Tobi: What happened?

Hidan: *nods*
Kisame: ....
Kitsune: *climbs onto Zetsu's shoulders and hugs him* ^^
Deidara: I....did something really.....un.
Sasori: Odd? You see Tobi when Deidara gets drunk he's very suggestable, basically you can tell him to do something and he most likely will.
Deidara: *SHAME!!*

Kakuzu: Yes...
Hoshiko: *hiccups and wakes up* Ow my head...
Kakuzu: Oh you're awake? Still drunk?
Hoshiko: I think so... I still feel a little tipsy...
Kakuzu: Alright then.
Zetsu: *sweat drop* ^^
Tobi: ... Oh...
Itachi: I'm bored...

Hidan: ...
Kisame: Wow, she recovers quicker then that green bean guy from Konoha.
Kitsune: ^^
Deidara: I promise it won't happen.
Sasori: Yeah right.

Kakuzu: You want some water?
Hoshiko: Arigato Kakuzu-san.
Kakuzu: *gets Hoshiko some water*
Hoshiko: Aww isn't he nice?
Itachi: Hai... *drinks*
Zetsu: ^^
Tobi: Heh...

Hidan: Zzzzz *has fallen alseep*
Kisame: *drink*
Kitsune: Zzzzz *is snoozing wrapped around Zetsu's shoulders*
Deidara: Fine, I won't drink any more un."
Sasori: Good because I was about to know you the f--k out.
Deidara: Harsh un.

Kakuzu: You alright now?
Hoshiko: Hai. *stands up and walks over to Zetsu's table* hey guys
Itachi: *drinks* Wow, I'm starting to feel weird.
Zetsu: Zzzzz
Tobi: Hiya Hoshiko.

Hidan: ...zzzzzzz....
Kisame: Well you are drinking them one after the other.
Kitsune: Zzzzzz
Deidara: *raises hand in greeting* Hello un. ^^
Sasori: How are you? Got a hangover yet?

Kakuzu: Oi! Hidan!
Itachi: Shush you... *slump*
Zetsu: Zzzzz
Tobi: ^^
Hoshiko: Nope, I'm immune to hangovers now... how are you? Hey Deidei.

Hidan: *opens one eye* Nani?
Kisame: Shushing.
Kitsune: X3 *snuggle*
Deidara: Sasori won't let me drink anymore un. He says it makes me suggestable un."
Sasori: I'm alright. I hate to tell you this DeiDei but I can use you as a freakin' puppet when you're drunk, seriously I have to use chakra strings just to keep you from falling down.
Deidara: 0.o You do WHAT UN?!

Kakuzu: Just checking you're alive.
Itachi: Hey Kisame...
Zetsu: Zzzz
Tobi: *clears throat*
Hoshiko: Sounds kinky. *sits down beside Sasori*

Hidan: Yeah, still kicking.
Kisame: Hai Itachi?
Kitsune: Zzz
Deidara: *muttering something about perverted puppeteers*
Sasori: *sweatdrop*

Kakuzu: *kicks*
Itachi: Where's the kareokie machine?
Zetsu: Zzzz
Tobi: *shifts*
Hoshiko: *smirk*

Hidan: Ow. Try it harder next time.
Kisame: *in mind* Oh crap, not again. *out loud* Um.....I don't think they have one at this bar, they did a few over.
Kitsune: *hiccup!* .....zzzzzz
Deidara: V_V
Sasori: It's not like that.

Kakuzu: *kicks harder*
Itachi: *smirk* I was kidding... *drink*
Zetsu: Zzzz...
Tobi: Zzzz...
Hoshiko: Of course.

Hidan: *glare* That's harder, please Itachi's little brother does worse.
Kisame: ^^;;
Kitsune: zzzzz
Deidara: Perverted.......puppeteer un.
Sasori: I'm not even going to bother.