10 Things Naruto is not alowed to do
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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
1,265
Reviews:
89
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
10 Things Naruto is not alowed to do
I present to you, 10 things Naruto is no longer allowed to do, for reasons I hope are self explanitory!
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1.- I am not allowed to call Sasuke "Duckbutt", public or otherwise
2.- I am not allowed to refer to the Kazakage as "Pandaman"
3.- I am not allowed to take away Chouji's chips and tease him with them for my own personal amusement
4.- I am not allowed to use henge, transform into The Third and run through the village butt naked, because it tends to make people freak out since he is dead
5.- I am not allowed to summon Gamabunta, have him transform into Kyuubi, and use him to frighten the villagers
6.- I am not allowed to take and hide Kakashi-sensie's naughty book, since this tends to make him shaky and clammy
7.- I am not allowed to give Rock Lee alchohal ever again
8.- I am not allowed to put hallucanagenics in Neji's drink just to see him walk around and tell people "My God! I can see your brain!"
9.- I am not allowed to (in accordance with what I did to Neji) give hallucanagenics to Gaara and watch him try and outrun his sand while he screams in fear
10.- I am not allowed to tell Orochimaru "Dude, find your happy place" under any circamstances
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Well, what'cha think? Please review!
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1.- I am not allowed to call Sasuke "Duckbutt", public or otherwise
2.- I am not allowed to refer to the Kazakage as "Pandaman"
3.- I am not allowed to take away Chouji's chips and tease him with them for my own personal amusement
4.- I am not allowed to use henge, transform into The Third and run through the village butt naked, because it tends to make people freak out since he is dead
5.- I am not allowed to summon Gamabunta, have him transform into Kyuubi, and use him to frighten the villagers
6.- I am not allowed to take and hide Kakashi-sensie's naughty book, since this tends to make him shaky and clammy
7.- I am not allowed to give Rock Lee alchohal ever again
8.- I am not allowed to put hallucanagenics in Neji's drink just to see him walk around and tell people "My God! I can see your brain!"
9.- I am not allowed to (in accordance with what I did to Neji) give hallucanagenics to Gaara and watch him try and outrun his sand while he screams in fear
10.- I am not allowed to tell Orochimaru "Dude, find your happy place" under any circamstances
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Well, what'cha think? Please review!