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By: zlimshady1405
folder Naruto AU/AR › General
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 4
Views: 1,187
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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the pros

Narator: to tell a tale only lasts for so long but to tell a life it goes on forever.
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen from mtd productions
SAKURA: naruto
INo naruto!
SASUKE NARUTO you idiot
Announcer :na na na Naruto meets michael gooden
Michael: ggggggggggggggg-unit!!!!
taylor: michael the hardest mother
David: shut yo mouth
Taylor: a lot of people found out the hard way BOOOM
and alot more were about to
MIchael: taylor man this home girl got some serious fire power fo show
David MIchael:toe to toe he'll freak people he fast as crap to.
when wE meet alot of some crap starts to happen

(back in kohana)

hinata: im so lonely
naruto: dont worry hinata i'm sure you will find someone soon
hinata: hmm (she looks at naruto) naruto-kun do you really think so?
naruto:believe it!
Little did hinata know that in another world somebody else needed a friend to.
back in real world
david:hey mike check out the new chapter
michael:ha ha ha david this is soooo funny ha ha ha oh my god he he he
taylor: what are you boneheads laughing about
both:oh hey taylor
michael: taylor you got to check this new chapter
taylor: ........ ha ha ha ha ha that is funny
all:ha ha ha ha ha
teacher: uhhhh wow! (barfs like that leader from areosmith)
class: ewww
michael: hey david
david: sup dog
michael: do you think i'll ever find anybody thats shy like me but has someone inside of themself that opens up
davids: you'll have to find out
riiiiinngggg
kakashi: ok everybody go on lunchbreak
sasuke: ino-chan
ino:um y-yeah sasuke
sasuke:do you want to uh i dont know mabey go to lunch with me (blushes)?
ino: i would love to where do you want to go.
sasuke:hirakuramen
ino:oh sasuke
sakura:uh hey naruto
naruto: what you want oh now i know you just want to come over here and tell me how much you lust now not love lust about sasuke.
sakura:but
naruto:look i really dont give a dang about that motherfletchen crush of yours but-
sakura:really i came to do this (kisses him)hmm
naruto:ohhhh well than come here gurl (kisses her)mmmmm
david:well mike since i found tylee im sure you will find someone
michael:i hope your right david
Tylee: oh dont worry hun you'll be fine (kisses him on the cheeck)
michael: thanks tylee
teacher: ok class wow (barfs)
michael: ok that dude need help yo
trevell:fo show
michael: hey yo b
teacher: yes mike
michael: are you like drunk or somthing
teacher: (swaying) oh no i just have a 24 hour virus nighty night (passes out)
kimberly: hey lets raid his stuff, steal his wallet, pants him and drag him out in front of the school.
michael: kim shut the heck up god your so freaking weird and stupid
kimberly: your one to talk.
michael: i know you are one to talk.

sitting on her windowsill hinata looks out and calls out without thinking
hinata:michael.
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